/cum/

Not sure, I just imagine some people prefer listening to it in English.

how am i supposed to get a gf if i dont even know how to get a friend

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its a networks/telecom project
basically it reads sensors, sends that to a visual studio interface and a web service, from the web service it send the info to a phone app and a remote interface in another computer, from that interface we also control a motor with the received values

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imagine somehow getting married and you have to call your best friend form high school that you have not seen in 6 years to be your best man, lmao
is this software engineering or something

electronic engineering

i havent had a best friend since middle school

funny story freshman year after no contact since 8th grade he texts me saying he got a gf.
wow dude congrats i guess
after that no contact
like what the fuck

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Go to bed.

*likes*

>have to call your best friend form high school that you have not seen in 6 years to be your best man
>not having brothers
lmao familylets

You gettin' split in fucking half by Ikon the Hologram's wrath
But I am the center inside the placenta of math
You clash with cyanide gas and die fast
Rhythmical equivalent of solids, liquids and gas
We smash your science, with the power of Lord Titus
But I am the virus inside of the iris of Cyrus
Upon papyrus, I kill snipers and biting vipers
And strangle you with the organs of rioters who try to fight us
Call me your highness and sip the blood from the phoenix
Who's guilty like the Jews in the crucifixion of Jesus
Murder the heathens and perish in a pit of cobras
Word is bond, my rhymes form into a swarm of locusts
Provoke us and face the Zodiac killers
Five Samurai, do or die, fire spitters
Heavy hitters from the lands of Sudan
Killadelph, Shambhala, Ikon the Hologram

having more than one gf at once is really not worth the effort and lot of work, idk how niggers handle it tbqh

why would you want more than 1?

>not maximizing your mating potential
Do you really want to be the end of a genetic chain spanning billions of years?

>downloading movie off of mega links subreddit because i cant find it on my regular non-honeypot torrent sites
>have to decode the link from base64
>remove a word from the link
>decode the security code for the mega folder
>remove another word from that
>throw the link into megadownloader
>then unpack a 34 part .rar file
good fucking lord

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Yes humans can fuck off

*pukes on your bed*

heh, nothing personnel ningen

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Asian pride worldwide

Imagine being this retarded

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where the fuck is Wu-Tang Clan

>I listen to nigger rap

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I want to add run the jewels and chance the rapper
I have too much respect for wu to call them white people rap, but I acknowledge why you'd suggest them

>I listen to dad rock

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whats a throw away pokemon I can catch before Rock tunnel that can learn flash?

I dont want to waste it on my Kadabra

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Yucatan is the best state in Mexico

And is priista.

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ded

youtube.com/watch?v=oaZLtAoEtXI

Reminder to stop being a chr*stcuck

Jesus answered and said to him, "If anyone loves Me, he will keep My word; and My Father will love him, and We will come to him and make Our abode with him.

John 14:23

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God hates niggers

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good morning cum

first for fertile Japanese thots

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Good morning
Have you been studying 日本語?

outta chips

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ya more recently now that exams are over ^_^

how are your studies?

Go buy more

Still below N5 even though I've been studying for a year
Think I'm retarded

Movie tickets or drugs?

just kidding I'll get both

>Why yes, I do partake in mind altering substances

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>why yes I did spend months in a foreign country without learning the language beyond a 6th grade level

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lets see you learn a foreign language perfectly, egghead

I've memorized the interlac alphabet and am slightly fluent in kryptonese you brainlet

back from the shekel sands you guys

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Dux is always a good name

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

what are you going to do with all those shekels shekelstein gave you?

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you trade for a farfetch'd and thats the name given to him

post breakfast

REALEST
FUCKING
TALK
hi

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Chad:
>Only uses his starter Pokemon
>Level 100 Typhlosion fucks Red up
>Teaches HMs to his starter

the virgin:
>levels up 6 pokemon equally
>has dedicated HM slaves
>levels them up anyway because he feels bad

hmmm debnt is paid
time to save up for the next time im drunk and unemployed i guess

>post breakfast
didn't take a pic, too many people i know are around at breakfast usually
made a bagel egg bacon tomato sandwich though was pretty good

That? No
This? Yes

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>not teaching your blastoise/feraligater Surf

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>incompetent potion maker
>probably been laid more than a vegas hooker
>constantly has power restricted by God
>fucks up her angel summon
>regularly outsmarted by a millenia-old child

>shitting up your starter pokemon with HMs
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>not charizard/typhlosion

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Is that so?

I don't remember, have always named then Dux. I guess that must be why.

>only using your starter
Ryan pls

>teaching Feraligatr surf
Feraligatr sucked back in gen two because it's special stats were shit

only pokemen game i ever played was red/blue

Emerald and Red desu

Surf has good base damage, fool

bet you didnt even teach fly to your Lugia

i can't post my high resolution kpop Momo photos

are we done with Jow Forums yet?

Hero's journey:

Gold -> Red/Yellow -> Ruby ->Emerald -> FireRed -> Snap -> Drop halfway through Pearl -> HeartGold ->

done with you

k

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Pretty good

Glad to see someone else recognizes how shit Diamond and Pearl were

Another beautiful sunny day :)

Good morning /cum/, how's your corner of NA?

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Aight

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pokemon handheld games were fun but not as good as the competitive side of the game. Even then it’s plagued by too many rng elements.
t. Played more mons than all of you

still need a 'mon for Flash

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bitch niggas

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ok good night /cum/ i should go to sleep im looking at

>yfw realizing might be bisexual
>really want to cuddle a nice trans girl

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all the pokemon games are basically the same. play one you played them all

haven't eaten in a day

yeah, but ruby and sapphire was the best

the best were actually fan made rom hacks

*buzzes near your ear*

soyboy detected

donald drumpf is going to prison

everyone's a little homosexual

32/89 degrees today in kamloops

I need help from a Mexibro. I've sent my luggage to Cancun by mail to avoid leaving transit zone in EU airports, but I still was rejected to board a flight. Now I'm in Russia and my clothes are in Cancun post office. Could anybody call them, tell tracking number and ask to extend storage time of parcel in post office and ask how I should pay for it.

In my gratifulness I will bring any souvenir from Russia you want - vodka, caviar, AK-47, etc.

will i become a normie if i join a club in college and force myself to interact with others?

ughhh shut up!!!

why do people go to crime ridden places for vacation?

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*POSTS REALLY LOUDLY*

Gotta say really shocked at how much I turned out to like dick

Snap*