/brit/

just saw on the news that they're adding proof of identity to porn websites in the UK this year.. fuck me i cant even have a wank without giving spyberg my information now? aussies are you still full?

>haha I was just pretending to be stupid guys

The man is treating you as a statistic and not a person

>pinched the nerves of a fair few autists with that fake new hahahaha, get a fucking life you incels.

Attached: 148629995379.jpg (682x749, 171K)

nobody is taken lessons on morality from russia kek

just use a proxy. problem solved.

>haha I'm white too guys, right?

Attached: 1515631701577.jpg (248x203, 11K)

watch as the canadian tries to wriggle of his way out of this, much like a tiny little caterpillar being caught chomping at a maple leaf

I feel a bond with Aussies and Kiwis when I meet them. They're very similar to us but different enough to make it interesting to meet one. The sports rivalries are very common (especially Cricket and Rugby) and the cultures of their nations are similar enough that no Brit would feel ill at ease in Melbourne or Auckland.

I feel literally no bond with Canadians, while Aussies are certainly more Americanised than Brits Canadians are just Americans. They don't have a separate culture to America the people are basically just Americans and the whole friendly 'sawry' Canadian shite you see on TV is a gimmick and untrue.

Wonder if they count Jow Forums as a porn site

just had my morning coffee now im busting for a shite!

love dismembering unborn children

Couldn't think of a better way to describe other than calling it "green" like a spacer

Anyway could you post it please

imagine having to upload a picture of your ID before you watch some of the porn i watch.. shan't

we all know you’re a currycel so just shut the fuck up

joke's on him i need to remortgage in october and i have a different mortgage lad to sort it out for me

could hat just about every one of you who took that whole 'no /brit/ in subject field' debacle as seriously as a terrorist attack on your nation. embarrassing.

Prefer America where oxycontin is the opiate of the masses

Good
sick of perverts

just don't reply to it

why do you post in this thread where people literally hate you? go to cum retard.

>could hat just about every one of you

Attached: IMG_2339.jpg (638x558, 59K)

>could hat just about every one of you who took that whole 'no /brit/ in subject field' debacle as seriously as a terrorist attack on your nation. embarrassing.

Attached: 2CFFE36400000578-0-image-m-64_1443780218030.jpg (634x690, 83K)

you inadvertently just did reply to me

no need to be self loathing chum

Had a dream I were in a snowy suburb of Manchester called Okie where everything looked like it were from china and there were bare chippies about

canadalad you're not doing your country proud with this performance

what did you get from the chipper

>why do you post in this thread where people literally hate you? go to cum retard.

Attached: 1507563149298.png (442x500, 52K)

mass downloading porn as we speak

was it perpetually snowy or does it just get more snow than the rest of the country during winter?

1 canadian vs. all of /brit/ ( or, /shit/ as I've taken to calling it) and it seems the odds are still in my favor. what's your collective IQ? 50? I'm off to bed, latter losers.

>could hat just about every one of you who took that whole 'no /brit/ in subject field' debacle as seriously as a terrorist attack on your nation. embarrassing.

Attached: 2018-04-27_09-08-33.png (1029x572, 1.3M)

honestly believe abortion should be provided on request

reading protocols of the elder zion
this guy should seriously be stopped lads

did you get anything from the chippo?

Haddock and chips for £5.25 but the chink lady running the place was not only really fucking rude to me she tried to get me into the kitchens to do the washing up so I told her to fuck off

>i were in
>it were from
>bare chippies

Attached: 21458173_1096396387130466_6494303220289271489_o.png (730x677, 783K)

Normally a daily pooer, but I have yet to go in 4 whole days.

>I'm off to bed, latter losers.

Attached: IMG_2300.jpg (645x729, 59K)

any of you lads ever have a cheese and onion toastie?

get downloading, chum

im a bi-daily pooer

hmm interesting...
*scribbles down some notes on my notepad, resting the end of my pen on my chin halfway through in thought*
hmmm...

yes lad good choice, even better if you add a bit of mushroom

You mean a french melt?
Make them all the time.

/brit/ edits of black twitter memes are the pinnacle of humour

Attached: dave vs skitzo.jpg (500x522, 81K)

do 4 poos a day normally

>You mean a french melt?

Why do you burgerstanis have to fuck everything up

Attached: 1446569592110.jpg (589x334, 77K)

socialized medicine makes people nothing more than utilitarian objects

youtube.com/watch?v=yBdTVmSVq14

lads

i fancy a girl yeah

got her friend on snapchat

was in the same nightclub last night

do I just flirt with her friend because fuck it why not?

honestly, do love a bit of fun, risky move could fuck me up completely with the oneitus but you know what lmao, I don't even mind

did a poo last night that was dark green, still trying to piece together what happened

tell me this doesn't look delicious

Attached: french-melt-kenji-1500x1125.jpg (1500x1125, 183K)

Putin banned /e/ in Russia

amazing how difficult it is to be up by 8 am sometimes

Slip her a mickey finn to be sure lad

Attached: 2018-04-27_09-13-19.png (529x579, 301K)

why is sweating so badly

revolting, can't imagine the amount of grease
*sits back as my post de-rails another thread*

You were a cat in your last birth

is perth shit? theres a lass there i've known for years and she's offered to pay halt the price of my flight and put me up for 2 weeks if i go later on this year

good luck with that, there are 16 porn sites on the internet for every normal site

>leftist
foy

hi

*giggles*

*gives you a look of pure hatred*
*carries on walking*

shit by what metric

>canadian so embarrassed about making a small error he leaves the thread

Hanging out with the rapists and smackheads on /brit/

it'll probably be done through internet providers, virgin media already has a adult content filter on it that you have to turn off manually. it blocks basically half the internet including Jow Forums

Me and /brit/

Attached: 1492748278478.png (842x633, 103K)

Gonna watch infinity war this weekend
Not even a soyboy

lads

do i flirt with oneitus' best friend?

you should definitely go la, can't believe she even willing to pay half your flight and put you up what an angel

Have you watched infinity war yet mate?

what about vpns

Got any k bossman?

Lads the dev version of clover is so based

hiro-kun blocked all of them

hmm the canuck version was earlier how come this one was selected
do i smell... is that... xenophobia and racism?

will i be disappointed after i've traveled 38 hours and booked 2 weeks off work knowing i have to travel all the way back

4 of a kind (4 Aces that is ;p x)

someone said the other day you just have to buy a pass

what canuck version?

The truth is antisemitic

yes

really have a hard time liking australians lads

Attached: 1502969150747.jpg (510x467, 29K)

Cheeto hitler drumpf russia

i'm antisemitic