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>you're country
>Do you want a Taiwanese gf
1. Taiwan, province of China
2. Yes

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1. america
2. i want a gf period

Me on the left

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I have a mainland gf already and her name is also "Tzuyu" (发音一样,汉字不一样)

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What's the difference between grill from Taiwan and China?

>Mainland gf
Does she have a mo?

DAMNNNNNNNNN she's so hot!!
love Taiwan peace out

>province of China
i'm gonna slap the back of your head

I want a taiwanese dog to hunt with.
I will her/him Gnenwiwar and roleplay as dark elf ranger Drizzt Do'Urden!

No. We already have descendants of Kou Min Tang refugees who fled here after Mao won.

>i will (call) her/him
Fix*

A what?

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Moustache
I went to China and all the women have mo's

1.Flag
2. I'll come and conquer one as long as the blood of the khan runs through my veins

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Yeah she kinda does, what is the deal with that shit? Disclaimer: I'm not chinese.

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no

I noticed that too, fucking nasty and really common girls, even fucking young somewhat attractive ones (or just ones with youthful beauty). I think going to China killed my yellow fever for good DESU.

1. Russia, property of Putin
2. Sure, why not

Haha shes gonna stay in korea forever and marry a korean man haha.

All women, unless they wax their lips have a bit of a moustache. It's just that white women's is fairy fair and invisible. But Chinese girls have jet black body hair.

They really should wax that shit.

>Let's put on all this whitening makeup to make my skin look whiter
>But keep the mustache
Da fuck

Who is she? NAME PLEASE

Do you want a korean gf?

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I'd be Putin's property if you know what I mean
(No homo)

Gross

uh, they're not the same person

I didn't say it's a bad thing

oh wait, yes they are
damn, arr rook same

HE CAN ONLY GET A GOOK, THAT'S SO SAD!

wait, who are you? netherlands?

But she's a cute :^l

>province of China
province of Japan
Yes

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it does not matter who we are
what matters is our plan

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the girls from china know kung fu, and the taiwanese practice something else? fuck if i know...

when are they going to get united again anyway, all the cool kids are doing it, even koreans are talking about it.

only if she is north korean. that way i know no plastic has been inserted into her face.

So so sorry. Tzuyu was always my gf

when the politicians in Taiwan give up being capitalist, i guess
a portion of them are actually doing it. the problem never was going back into one China, but to go back to COMMUNIST China. maybe in the future

Oh it's you always did threads at krautchan?

Haha D'rizzt

anyway, yellow fever is pig disgusting, i just keep imagining sweaty fat pale losers who want a women with literal braindamage to worship them because they can't get sex otherwise.

it's not love, it's fetish.

>want this model of human?

nah, i'm good.

She doesn’t look Hoklo.

ahah hahaha, here use this:
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>All women, unless they wax their lips have a bit of a moustache
False, I dated a woman without even fuzz and she didn't do anything.

不好意思,台湾是中国的

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>bullying a pop singer kid
chinks deserve to be nuked for this

their plastic faces just weird me out
nobody actually looks like that

why do asians do this public shaming thing anyway? is it collectivism on steroids or what?

if you think about something anti-chinese, will confucius appear in your dreams and death sulk you?

>YOU BROKE MANDATE OF HEAVEN REEEE

Chinks still but they they didn't win civil war decisively. No other reasons .

I'll take a Taiwanese bf instead.

interesting region i guess.
also, what is it with idol culture in asia? who writes the music? do they just dance and look nice?

i never get idol worship. some are cute though. is there something more like this? nice song btw

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>you're country
Flag
>Do you want a Taiwanese gf
Depends

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No difference

I asked a Taiwanese girl out but she rejected me.

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>he doesn't think facial hair is hot
look at this pleb and laugh

>you're country
flag
>Do you want a Taiwanese gf
yes pls send

Too many indogs here already sorry u have to wait

Same to me but jap ;_;

>>you're country
Paki-boo

>>Do you want a Taiwanese gf
God Yes, also girlie in OP's picture is yummy

>1. Taiwan, province of China
>province of China
I feel the burn in those words??
Are you Chinese using a Proxy or a Taiwanese with sad?
If Taiwanese then dude why dont you unite with the motherland, more strength and prosperity that way

Singapore
YES!!

you don't get a taiwan gf, you get the gypsy hindu girl that is crosseyed and worships cows

1. United Mutts of Hamburger
2. VERY YES

1.
NO

>Poland

That's India dude, our girls are much pretty
but please dont take my word for it
infact even the

>the gypsy hindu girl that is crosseyed and worships cows
are very very pretty
see picture attached and tell me that aint something
(She is Indian and Hindu)

When it comes to Desi beauty, white girls dont even come close

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>many cute asian women have claimed to find me attractive
>am a drunken loser with money problems

what are my odds if I were go out there?

>Pakistani that likes Hindus
Is such a thing even possible?

Yes, I want one who looks like pic related

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you would turn into CHARISMA MAN!

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based joao protecting the bus routes

>>Pakistani that likes Hindus
Donald?

I shudder to think what you think we are like
its not like there arent Hindus here
what's wrong with them?
also Muslims Hindus lived comfily together until the bongs invaded

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Your white the odds are very high

I don't just want to fug. I want to embrace and protect.
What's the least amount of my shit to get together to make this possible?

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1. sadly not taiwan
2. yes