/ausnz/

Cute Maid edition

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DESU DESU DESU DESU

For the German:
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Well, I can't make you user.

If you don't want to become fluent in French, then you don't want to become fluent in French.

true
gotta admit pol make decent oc

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Australian slang will never get old, thanks user

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>Don't tell me what to do
NOW this is cool behaviour.
Keep that up and you'll increase your coolness levels.

Gotten here desu.
You're welcome desu :3

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Für den Deutcher:

youtube.com/watch?v=zKCmyGg3vnM

Schaue die Sendung an... Sie ist voller Australianischer Slang

sehe oben

want somebody to maid for

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Neat! Keep it up! :3

I don't like how they made it harder to gild things...

...

How much do you pay for you proxies?

vocaroo.com/i/s0dkfNh8yWmv

Thoughts?

naughtyboy.com.au/funzone-vulcan-ripe-vagina-topco

$60 a year

>Do ya know how much a fockin lollipop man racks in?
>uhhhhhh-
>Shitloads cunt!

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The funny thing is, you don't know just how close to reality that video is.

They have truly nailed the Australian (and to some extent New Zealand) blue-collar bogan culture, right on the head.

I’m always here desu.
True with that.

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Duolingo Hungarian is something to behold

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Die Spanischen Studenten studieren bei den Lampen, während die Amerikanischen Sekretäre plaudern bei den Telefonen

I have no comments to make other than a small giggle that they imply that the patterning on the inside is realistic
Ah yes, vaginas have regularly spaced ribbing like it is some machined item

But it's probably fit for purpose I'm just amused at that small detail

ich präsentiere:
der drachenlord

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>tfw no Aussie maid

The Lord of Emskirchen is out for a stroll in his domain

there's a particularly bad set of skills where I resorted to copying and pasting rather than trying to guess the right syntax

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I have to commend you for tackling Hungarian. It looks like a complex language.

Pls gib headpats

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his land is beeing ransacked by the haiders
Twitter is also a hater and spreadshirt sucks

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*gives headpat*

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No sorry, im too busy in riding the rain rn
trains full ree

>standing
>left is a group of negros
>right are shoolboys talking in wannabe alban slang about fortnite

Also this is nice
youtu.be/kPLxGctIQJE

Why are you doing Hungarian? It’s one of the most difficult languages in the world.
*pats head*

Rate doggo

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It's a fun challenge and I should really pick it up again
the cases aren't so bad when you realise most of them serve the same function as English prepositions
My hands are available

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Bed now
Struggling to stay up
Thankies c:
Oh ok cutie, some other time
Thanks c:
Fluffy/10 would pet
I'm pretty keen for affectionate contact rn, so I'll take you up on that

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>the cases aren't so bad when you realise most of them serve the same function as English prepositions
Ah yes, same with German! Except that German has far fewer cases.

I'm going to bed now friends. Night!

>I'm pretty keen for affectionate contact rn
me 2
Night night, sweet dreams

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Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

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Good night

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>Bed now
>Struggling to stay up
Oh you're off to bed too.
I missed that.
Good night too.
Sleep tight and sweet dreams.

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Goodnight desu :3
Goodnight!

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/ausnz/ is so cute I wanna hug you all

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I don't think your arms are big enough to hug us all at once.
You'll have to do it one by one.

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Ask the magic 8 ball a question lads & post result.

8-ball-magic.com/index.php

>is my disliking of jews justified?

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theres still a chance!

>will I ever get a gf or bf?
w-well I already knew this

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>will I ever have sex in life?

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>am i gay
u..uh...eh?

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This thing is broken.

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is that an old screenshot?

I scrolled down on the page because I'm an idiot and forgot to save it.
They have the latest questions people ask it.

i meant the file name

>Would my Dad be ashamed of me if he found out the type of porn I fap to?

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Oh no, I have random file names on.

I have a 4 day weekend and tomorrow I will go on an incredibly long hike with my friends.

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Very good. Will you be camping? And any female friends coming with you?

No, we will get to the Monastery of Montserrat (if we manage to get there, it's 48 kilometers) and then call one of our parents to pick us up :3
No, we're 4 men.

>Those flags
You weren't posting under a Singapore flag were you?

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i made 1 post

damn, this is pretty skitz

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y'all need big baltic cock

true

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literally my post there

same

im hungry as fuck so wat do

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Hmmmm.. this is a difficult one.
Have you tried eating?

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no

Maybe you should give that a go, if it doesn't work we'll try figure something else out then.

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just punch yourself until youre no longer hungry

are you trying to imply something lewd? I would suggest drinking a lot of water and eating some bread if gaining weight is your concern, It will inflate in your stomach and you'll feel fuller.

Tobacco suppresses hunger, that's why all the homelessfags pick up cigarette butts from the mall and train station. They hungry. (I'm not sure it was implied but smoking makes you less hungry, Don't eat the cigarettes/butts.

>psychiatrist called me cute

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>psychiatrist called me cute
Well you are.
Bit odd for a psychiatrist though.

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Good night lads.

Good night mate.
I should be heading off to bed myself soon.

night

good nighto

Sweet dreams anons.

SAUCE

morning

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morning conway

Morning friend

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how's it going

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just lying in bed passing time, pretty good
what have you got planned for today?

gonna study for finals desu

I'm procrastinating, usual business.You're studying economics too, right?

I am

good luck with that

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Nice, I'm still in my first year but I'm enjoying it so far, specially the mathematics and statistics in it. How about yourself?

thanks

i've just got another year left for mine. I like it but I think I'll try to work in logistics

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logistics seem nice desu.

AAAAAAAAAAA

i have a job assisting a guy who oversees a warehouse this summer, I'll see how I like it

what's wrong sverige?

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I'm not home is what. I just want to sit in my room and not be bothered by anything for a couple of days

My father tricked me into eating a habanero and it hurts

Eat a yogurt !

habanero isn't that bad you baby

This must be the end for me