Culture pals - /CP/

French Koreaboo Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
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youtube.com/watch?v=1IxcLBssQiM
youtu.be/besekb8f664
youtube.com/watch?v=pmLpSY5w6u0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashkaval
youtube.com/watch?v=Inq4d6SW6E8
oels.byu.edu/student/idioms/proverbs/dont_count_chickens.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Slav qts are top tier

)))

gib korean qts

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Anime

is

youtube.com/watch?v=1IxcLBssQiM

youtu.be/besekb8f664

Anyone ever tried making a fake female account to talk to lesbians? Quite tempted desu.

I have. The fun ends when they want to Skype with you.

Do it and post results

Use pictures from @tfmgirls on IG. Find a hottie, click her picture and go to her IG. Upload a bunch of her pics for your IP

Hard to pretend to be someone with 20k followers. I don't trust the psychos not to reverse-image search.

Rate my lunch

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Lmao that made me gag

That's not lunch.
That could hardly be fucking breakfast. I easily eat 5-6 of hot dogs for dinner

Japanese animations

I thought the milk has gone bad?

youtube.com/watch?v=pmLpSY5w6u0

I haven’t had hot dogs in so long. I want a nice grilled crisp hot dog now..

You're a disgusting person

the greatest irony being that I'm not fat, but rather on a skinny side.

I don't eat them everyday though, just like every other week, and only for dinner.

I was describing my lunch to a qt once and she was shocked how the fuck am I not fat.

they're really cheap here so I get them sometimes. I can get 10-12 for like 1 euro

How do you eat your hot dogs?

Usually I just put onion and cheese with it on a bun

Ketchup or Mayo on the side, maybe some cheese ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashkaval ), just some bread on the side and eat it. Maybe add some bacon or shit. And of course yogurt or soured milk

>pequeno almoço
hmmmmm

Either you do a lot of physical exercise like construction or farming, or you're gonna get super fat in a few years.

Interesting

Fuck I really want a hot dog now

I do a grueling hard mental work of shitposting on Jow Forums.

I wish I could get some fat though, I could use it, but alas it's not meant to be apparently.

rate my lunch today.

Started with soup, then mashed potatoes with 2x steaks, two salads (green salad + radish), dipping the slices of bread into the fat where steaks were prepared.

go get one user. unless you're fat.

I’m thin but healthy, somewhat ottermode.

See I would, but I have leftover tacos and rice that I made last night

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Do you load up your salads with cheese?

I make my salads with spinach, Caesar dressing, garlic croutons, grated parmigiana cheese, shredded mozzarella cheese, and a piece of cut up chicken

Obviously that was a different user. Here's an actual lunch.

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That seems nice too lad. I never had tacos.

No cheese in salads.

Also apparently it's lettuce salad in english here we just say green salad though. Just lettuce and vinegar

that's better

The chicken looks good. But the frites look like shit

>I’ve never had tacos

LAD. You don’t know what you’re missing. Go to an international super market and buy the ingredients. It’s very easy to make.

All you need is taco shells, ground beef, 1 packet of taco seasoning, greens, shredded cheese, and tomatoes and sour cream if you like

Chicken looks alright

>you don't know what you're missing

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>But the frites look like shit
I-I made them myself

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Go go go!

>international super market

Where I am currently we have no such things. Well rather the one we have is from Slovenia so... no tacos.

Ohh((

DPRK qts when?????

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Bet they're gonna need English teachers there

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newfag here
what is this about

Oh yes

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Gowno oraz zydzi.

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Russians are unsure about having a soul

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Just eaten at McDonald, god bless ameriga :DD

They don't.

Source: real life.

What did you get?

4.90€
Double Cheeseburger + Fries + Peach Tea

>Peach Tea

lol fag

Did you enjoy it?

>Peach tea
Sad!

>tfw unironically organizing a threesome with two interpals qt as we speak because both gave their consent
am I a Chad yet?

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Yes! But I can feel my cholesterol rise and hearthbeat get more erratic and faster.

B-but I don't like cock(coke)

lurk moar faggot

uma delicia

>consent
Julian Assange got that too..

To reproduce with girls

>am I a Chad yet?
not if you keep posting nu-wojaks

>upvotes
go back to redd*t!

And now she's ignoring me. I guess my autism revealed itself yesterday.

Chad if true. btw nice wojak. Are you a fellow Jow Forumsreali?

I swear these guys are inseparable.... both comment the same autistic thing every time.

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don't count your eggs before they accidentally fertilize

>French fries without skin
With skin is better

lmao

Nah, that's a Jow Forums wojak when our meme money is going up.

You need to get a Big Mac next time!

The Russian guy is so cringe

>French fries
>With skin
Oh god why.

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At least he is not a white knight like Gustavo.

/Sarazhx

Wtf she's 14?

He either says " thanks allah for made this girl" or "learn putin's language Mademoiselle". This probably wouldn't be that bad if he just pm'd them individually but he literally comments that like 100s of girl's profiles.

Sure, I'll experience the genuine amerigan lifestyle.

there is an easy solution user
youtube.com/watch?v=Inq4d6SW6E8

I beg to differ about this particular meme good sir

never been there 2bh

Indeed I am

what did my 56% african-american friend mean by this?

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Slut.

oels.byu.edu/student/idioms/proverbs/dont_count_chickens.html

>says 'good sir'
>is both a Jow Forums and Jow Forumstard
>'never been to reddit'
Yeah, right...

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if it doesn't work out I will just keep fucking both of them separately, poor me

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Good to see a fellow Jow Forumsnessman making it.

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both girls are polish btw

we're all going to make it brah. Bitcoin is never going to go any lower, we're all going to fucking make it

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The Russian guy (formerly known as Rio_de_Janeiro) used to be original and legit funny, now he just posts either 'thanks allah for made this girl' or 'learn putin's language'.

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I don't get why those old guys don't have any self awareness, I mean they are like 40,50,60 years old and are trying to go for girls who are in their teens to their 20s.

>both girls are polish btw

Link us to their profiles.

never going to happen

Everybody fuck that (no where to go)

Fake girl account is going poorly. I have been viewed by 150 men and no women.

What did you expect, retard?

What’s the demographics of your views?