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ummm, you're aware the person who drew this is a racist, right?

proud of you son

You after the femboys too? Fucking continentals sgouldnt be allowed to take advantage of proud British femboys

My prediction:

• Trumplethinskin boasts about the visit, claiming he'll meet royalty and be treated with respect

• when the day comes, he'll spend it with T-MAY 5000 at Chequers, never coming close to London, the royals or any of us plebs

• a few days after, he'll tweet about how he saw first hand the abysmal state London is in, and use this to justify whatever bigoted crap he's obsessing over that morning

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was actually gonna do it but I don't want anyone getting my phone number

called my son poof because he didn't eat the fat off the bacon i cooked

little runt poof

>spend an hour commuting staring at a phone
>spend 8 hours of toil in front of a computer
>spend another hour commuting staring at a phone
>get home and immediately go on the computer

ahh yes the so called 'modern life'

mitchell and webb outside of peep show are utter rubbish and I don't know who gave them three (3) sketch comedy shows

would knock the shite out of someone if i saw them belittle a person of colour

going to play the lotr music at my funeral

Kanye West has performed a great service to the Black Community - Big things are happening and eyes are being opened for the first time in Decades - Legacy Stuff!

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Like doing drugs.

Don't like reading up their wiki pages and reading how they bind your synapses or delay enzymes or some bullshit. Sounds scary

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>(+33)

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Actually want to fuck a london cd femboy at this point. I just need to fucking come in something

if sadiq khan was the mayor of my city i would take a machete to his head as he walked by me in a public appearance

I knew thailad from school, when he was in year 11 he went out with a girl from year 7

t. western sydney

literally me but too scared

When my sister was in year 8 she dated a sixth former, not that weird

All my relatives are taking a trip to London. Gonna protest little trumpet when he comes. Small handed twat

the girls won't touch me cuz I've got a misdirection,
and living at night ain't helping my complexion,
the signs all say it is a social infection,
little bit of fun never been an insurrection

mitchell & webb show is bare jokes mate

piss off

classic wacky bruce

might order something from the chinese

brissy

what a hero you are

isn't that the guy who wants to ban knives

100% true. Mitchell has managed to wangle himself a career on the BBC game shows now which is better than a peerage. Webb's career has pleasingly flatlined though

sirloin steak with curry sauce and fried rice please la

might order indian from the chinese, really shit them up

divide and conquer lads

which one lad
love the rohan theme myself
proper fitting for an anglo too

Bought 2 more vinyl records lads

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the chinese what? oh you mean the chinkys? get us some spring rolls cheers lad

>When my sister was in year 8 she dated a sixth former, not that weird
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Do I really have to wash my body even if I don't swear or smell

Too scared of what? I just cant fucking find any. Not being a poofter I have no idea how to find one of this little sluts.

See his book about how boys should behave? Some new age bollocks. Typical boomer I had mine but now you can't have yours

>which one lad
>love the rohan theme myself
>proper fitting for an anglo too

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I'll assume that article is at least tongue-in-cheek, and not a straight-up unsubtle attack on the traditional pub?

and no I will NOT read it for myself

the lad of gold rush

15 minutes remain

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I only hate blacks. I'm ok with coloureds, Asians, Jews, Italians and all the other non-black people of colour.

smelly virgin freak

Its crap mate accept it.

not even slightly a femboy but am a big fan of the cock

Seasonal reminder

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Am 19 and want to date a 17 yo sixth form girl
not weird is it

Must be tough being smelly, I would imagine everyone would be too polite to tell you

the only good thing to come out of mitchy's panel show career is the janny face

What are your opinions on Macron and Brexit?

youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM

need a 2007-2009 era goth/emo gf

not at all, she might let you shag her in her uniform as well

back from toil, toilberg can steal my time, but never my energy

you look like you tried to model an oblivion character off tom selleck

you look young there bossman

sxith formers don't have uniform

safe assumption. good screenshot for whipping rorke up into a foaming mess of outrage and confusion though

anyone else hate crumbs?

Do you have any black friend? Have you ever met a cool black person? Used to have a cool black south african-Namibian gf. She was absolutely based

half your age plus 7

Yeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!! GRAHAM NORTON'S ON TONIGHT!!

i had to wear a uniform in sixth form desu

cannot fathom how lefties can be annoyed that the government deported ILLEGAL immigrants

Blacks aren't for friendship, they're for manual labour - at least here.

same but im 24

when I went to France I almost turned bi
so many of the women and guys are so good looking damn

Just booked my weekend in madrid lads

girl i met there last time said she would party with me the next time i came but i'm too scared to talk to her haha oh well

It isnt tongue in cheek but he is saying he has guiltily found they can be a relief sometimes as long as it isnt too rorke-y. Then the comments is a stream of hate against the working class and 'right wing' politics. Its an absolute classic

had to wear a suit

Is there anything more tragic than boasting on an anonymous board filled with people you don't know and will never meet??

I FEEL 10 FEET TALL

if you're not going to bother finding out what actually happened it's probably not worth posting about it lad

we lost our chance at making this the british century, macron should welcome us back into the european fold and begin a new french century with him as a Napoleonic emperor

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does it have to be PEMDAS?

Alfie's dying because of a lack of guns

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nice would love to shag a 16 yo

was originally planning to meet a lad in 'spoons today but copped out

we are both dragon energy

He's a woofter, end of

french men are so outgoing but french women are largely so demure

>France remains the US' greatest ally
>meanwhile, bongistanis planning to fling shit en masse
what good'll it do

bizarre when I go to most places in europe how much better looking and well dressed everyone is
rare anywhere in england to see someone genuinely who's genuinely gorgeous

Only kidding, Alan. Had a black "friend" when I was younger. His father worked on my Oupa's farm if that counts. I taught him how to swim and ride the quad bike.

>10+ rips of A Quiet Place floating around TPB and I had to go DL the one with spanish fucking subs

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no you have to round up from 16.5 I'm afraid noncey boy

me tonight

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>xanax has anti-depressive effects

so that's why I feel so good