/brit/

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this nogf business is VERY overrated, don't know why you vf's love it so much

Why is Meth so prevalent in America?

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youtube.com/watch?v=OhLfotgl6A4

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a is for alri lads
b is for benders
c is for coke
d is for doing a poo
e is for eating some crisps
f is for fuck off yank
g is for gaz
h is for the gf's bra size (massive chebs wahey)

reads like an ironic /brit/ post

>Royal baby named Prince Louis

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Yeah, I sure the Twitter insults and the childish threats were the real reason why NK chose to approach SK about unity talks. Idiot.

Over-prescription of legal (but expensive) drugs.

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>Advocate murdering several public officials
>But better censor the word goddamn, wouldn't want to offend anyone

The mind of the Yankoid is truly inscrutable

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*gains access via the window*

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they're saving him for the invasion of france when the UK topples german dominance

are you the brummie

anyone wanna come round mine for a cheeky little smoko

Pink cigars?

to be fair having that genuinely unhinged idiot threatening you along with a collapsing regime, a pressuring china tired of your shit and an understanding south korea probably had an effect

why are white people such losers?

like they've been here for nearly four hundred years and in one generation an indian or gook can be wealthier than them

What subject lol

all proper /brit/s are a little bit left wing aren't they?

absolutely feral

*disables your laptop*

Cringe

yeah pretty much, that's why the meeting happened after those threats started. NK have also launched less missiles per year under trump than obama

its also why the government of both countries have credited trump for helping to bring about the talks

If I'm trans should I become a slag?

have developed a unique way of wanking that makes my orgasms last 3X as long, unfortunately I now get semis just from touching my willy and I no longer last as long as I used to

South Korea have directly said Trump was instrumental in initiating the peace talks.

would rather stay here doing this 2bh

*enters state of suspended animation*

does it involve your arsehole?

redpill me on Northamptonshire

no

as in gay oral sex?

yeah might as well youre going to hell anyway

epic!

DRUG DEALUHHHH
I WEAR NIKE
NOT FILUHHHHHH

Based

ever notice that asians are always the ones with the highest marks in tests and blacks always have the lowest?

that's very weird isn't it?

Yeah alri where?

nah just smoke some fags and shoot the shit

fuck off to /britfeel/ you little freak

i've heard it's full of nigger drug dealers even in the countryside. other than that it seems unremarkable

I don't smoke but yeah alright

would rather be drawn and quartered than be seen in a disgusting hive like birmingham

political thought is the first module

To be fair, I'd probably be homicidal if the government tried to tell me that I can't bring my child to a different country to try to save his life.

Go to India or China and the vast majority of them live in absolute squalor, while the majority of whites live like kings to them

Keep kissing our ass and maybe we can let you stay here a while longer

SLAAAAAAAAAY
EVERYONE KNOW'S ABOUT SLAY

Piss off you Cadbury's.

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If you let asians cuck you in your exams you are a low IQ brainlet.

Of course, what would be the point

We know Moon is the reason. You fucking MAGA flids though will convince yourselves that shrieking "rocket man" on Twitter was the reason

A TOAST! A TOAST TO ALL OF /BRIT/!
I RAISE A GLASS OF WINE TO YOU ALL!
A TOAST!

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Oh my daaaaays

>4 day weekend

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YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO LOUIS

if you're in brighton then sure

Hahaha hahaha
Hahahah yeah
Haha yeah good one haha brilliant just banter
Haha hey lads, gonna go to the toilet one min!!
*gets up but knees the table, making everyone’s drinks shake*
*entire table goes WWWWWWAAAAAHHHEEEEEEYYYYYY*
haha yeah good one lads

Yes. Do it. Stop asking for advice from the closeted benders here.

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Choon about Jimmy SAVILLE

sure la
to /brit/
next year out of NEETdom
cheers!

no, it's a complex massage i do that alternates between my palm and the tips of my fingers. can be very smooth or rough depending on what i fancy at the time. bit hard to explain really. it's not the brutish tug that other lads do, mine is a very elaborate method.

want to get pozzed this weekend

london on the 'morrow

So I've mentioned South Korea saying Trump was instrumental, and you're going with 'y-yeah but.. ha ha MAGA is lame..'. Don't bother sharing more 'opinions' in future you absolute fuckwit.

he's cabbage'd with no chance of recovery, there's a sick acceptance of keeping a "loved" one alive in a tortured hell state for your own personal, self gratification and I really don't like it, if you love something, let it go, life can be cruel, but that doesn't mean you have to be too

thoughts?

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They top your leaderboards too

crushes your marrrow

Yes I'm sure you know better than the SK government because you hate mean old drumpfy we get it

You mean SK's foreign minister? Do you even into diplomacy, you dumb shitstain?

genuinely sounds like a lingam massage, do you know what that is la?

>if you love something, let it go
the fucking state of the mind of the cuckold

twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902

don't reply to or even read my posts ever again you fat cunt

POOOOOOOOOOO!!

isn't this buddhist spiritualism or w/e? how could someone see this as regular good lifestyle advice?

I don't hate Trump, but it's pretty clear the threats were fucking meaningless as NK continued to test weapons and rockets after they were made

What's it to the government? I have no issue with someone having to be let go, but I have a problem with the government telling you what you can do with your child that isn't explicitly violent and damaging.

wailing
hate trump but im so happy she didnt become president

nah, what is it

oh yeah I'm a cuck because I don't want someone I love to suffer for no reason
dickhead

>they're meaningless cuz I says so okay? Drumpft!!

dunno lad
was really hungry and starving to death but i let a bird eat my dinner
love food me

you screamin for a heemin sunshine?

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welcome to the cuck club m8

hmmmm

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lads what's the deal with hospital food?

kek that smug little midget at the bottom

you love alfie? nonce

No, here's the real reason:

>On 3 September 2017, the United States Geological Survey reported an earthquake of 6.3-magnitude not far from North Korea's Punggye-ri nuclear test site. South Korean authorities said the earthquake seemed to be artificial, consistent with a nuclear test.

>The USGS again reported that the initial event was followed by a second, smaller, earthquake at the site, several minutes later, which was characterized as a collapse of the cavity.

>A 17 October 2017 study published by the US-Korea Institute at Johns Hopkins University suggested the most recent test had caused "substantial damage to the existing tunnel network under Mount Mantap".

>On 1 November 2017, Japanese report stated that several tunnels collapses, killing 100 workers.

tl;dr: They accidentally killed all their own nuclear scientist