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just noticed your post on ubuntus
what's wrong with it and what do YOU use?

phwoar had a proper feast today lads, big tasty for lunch and chips and curry for my tea nobody is gonna stop me putting on this last stone so i can be a #certifiedbigman

It's because of the Jow Forums Brits migrating here, George.

utterly destroyed that mong going on about his conspiracy theory of some NK mountain collapsing or whatever such nonsense

Ive literally no idea what to reply to her
not a clue what she's saying

wish I was a minor Royal, some third cousin or something far removed from the line of succession but still privileged enough to be a part of the family and live a luxurious socialite life but without enough fame for the tabloids to care much about me

poo
poo nigger

royal mistress

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tell her shes an uninteresting cunt and you wish no further communication unless it involves gettin your cock submerged in her quim juices

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

nigel is used for brits, please get it right you thick yank cunt

Business idea: post loads, even if it's dross, to make my time on /brit/ more entertaining

any choonlad in ?

hooktube.com/watch?v=vGpwgHqlfWo

post screencaps lad
honestly miss the tinder threads on Jow Forums

The Supreme gentleman

god l wish l that were me

I'm in my Rolls-Royce, and I don't like the homeless

I'M PARA OFF ME HEAD CAUSE EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME

these brendan pics are getting more disturbing

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They're all over Germany. I accidentally stumbled upon their Instagrams one day. I got really jealous desu. They were friends with all other minor royals and posting their castles and Jaguars and F1 seats and shit

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The fucking testing site collapsed, you ignorant cunt

does germany have an aristocracy? i thought there was barely any left and they werent rich.

>tfw literally have a flagon of Devil's Bit in my fridge rn for later

even have that yamaha keyboard too but the full greyscale model

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I just tried to put a hdmi cable into the family telly before my parents get back from work and now all the channels apart from bbc 1 and bbc 2 are pixelated
Its a sandstrom tv if that helps

>arguing with yanks
why would you do this to yourself?

just resting me eyes lads
*falls asleep for 4 hours*

Business idea: wireless HDMI connection

this is just what humans can think up
imagine what hell is like

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quite a lot of noble families in Germany I think
The Wittelsbachs come to mind

alri blindboy

latest jon mcnaughton painting

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whats your point? you just posted that like you're on some tech forum

no you're literally just spouting baseless conjecture at this point because its all you have left to hang to

nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/no-north-koreas-nuclear-test-site-wasnt-destroyed-earthquake-25587

please fuck off you 90 IQ brainlet. its clear you haven't followed this situation at all you actually think there have been a higher rate of missiles fired from NK under trump so far. just stop you've lost

You tried to use an HDMI cable in a sandstrom without retuning first?

m8...

>bend over sunshine, show me that boy pussy

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understand entirely lad
always agree with yanks me
aha

my pubes are getting out of hand

Rescan the channels. It should be in the settings somewhere. might be called autostore or something

Im no expert, but I think its different. Every city had an aristocrat attached to it, usually "von city name".

haha no worries deano
*shaves off your eye brows and rests my bollocks on your head for a picture*

fake
timmy uses magnums

have you got the source set to HDMI

face looks more like Alec Baldwin's impersonation of Trump than Trump's face itself

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Based

reckon i'll lose my virginity this summer lads

why do condoms look so lewd

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There's the descendents of the old pre-federation archdukes and whatever. Most are just people with jobs but have a bit of old family property or heirlooms.

god so are mine, thick and bushy as fuck, I'm usually clean and smooth shaven, especially because it makes my massive cock look even bigger

I want Kitty Spencer to fart whilst sitting on my face

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Wouldn't work. Would need a 48 Gbits/s transfer rate.

dunno

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should've just used wanked using your phone

How the fuck do you shave your pubes without itching to the next century.

Even if I trim my pubes with scissors it's itchy as fuck

any of you lads want to show me your cocks?

bet mine's bigger than yours x

>prince louis of cambridge

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

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how is this particularly ignorant? half the countries in europe don't recognize former aristocratic families, and they aren't important.

>this actually becomes him in 21 years after a life of mediocrity

dad is a mess lads

takes speed every day and has been living with his parents doing fuck all for the past 10 years or so

his hobbies include searching the woods for "fossils" at midnight on speed and not much else

he's a twitchy fucker makes weird faces and noises all the time and just generally looks ridiculous.

his parents are dying now and he's going to lose the easy life he's been living

sad to see and i don't know what to do about it :(

man that american dude looks well cool

genuinely was led to believe girls didn't poo and didn't find out it was a lie until i turned 15.. why did my mum do that to me?

why are aryan women so out of this world?

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mistress karin told me to shave before l hug the water jug off my balls and put as many clothing pegs as l could on them
it really itches

wanna prove it? you show me yours and I'll show you mine

Invent one

>chinese intelligence and geological studies confirm collapse of nk nuclear testing site
>baseless conjecture

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OO ARR LEW-EE OPEN DIS ERE DOOR

I wonder if they're hiring any Grooms of the Stool?

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plant some fossils for him to find

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lmao look lads this cunts dad is a smackhead tramp

what is he like as a father

yeah but he shagged at least once which is more than can be said for you

kate is almost pulling a trollface there

They're literally the richest people on earth probably. They just never appear in any Forbes magazine, because they keep their wealth secret

actually grim. going to stop doing drugs at once

tryhard posts

that'd be the rothchilds m8

show me yours first.... need a little something to get me hard xx

some guinea prancing around smoking in a t-shirt with a 2007 memes comes to mind

desperate last ditch attempt to keep him JUST when he's in full rebound getting his shit together and bringing on the Brenaissance

yep, I'm thinking he's back

any ardra man in

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mama mia

*keeps wealth secret*
haha yeh lads i know my sportsdirect attire may say otherwise but dont be fooled, i am indeed a millionaire with a B at the beginning

honestly love drugs lmao

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wow Caucasian women are so peng!

grim

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