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the chad benzo edition

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maisie

*declares medical bankruptcy*

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*enters the thread*

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there is literally no rational argument against this

the female friend started telling a humourous anecdote about being in bed with her bf today

wanted to fucking cry but had to pretend like I was laughing along haha

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Mates want to go to a house party upstairs but I want to get drunk, listen to Jojo theme songs and play on /brit/.

is there any drugs that make things like grey skies etc seem nice and appealing? i want the dull to be bright

xanax is a palindrome
much like the user's constant and unending return to them once they start taking them

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

ridiculous attempt at an argument
so stupid in fact I think you're deliberately taking the piss and trying to just wind me up in your typical wacky bruce way

Go to the party you fucking moron, we'll be here when you get back.

>this child is non-thinking and non-feeling! we must end his suffering because he is aware and in pain!!!

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nonce

Did you march today?

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an-non you're not one of those "incels" are you?

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what the fuck is wrong with that kids parents lol
child is braindead and they want him sitting on a machine for the rest of his life?

Why does this girl playfully bully me all the fucking time
Does she like me or what?

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there are plenty of rational arguments against this. same as desecrating corpses

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>and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!
>Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?”

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don't knick that kid's babybel

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t. non rational thinker

how does it feel knowing the only female brit poster has a crush on me lads?

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you tell me bby

>this brain dead vegetable deserves a chance at life!

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parties happen infrequently, /brit/ happens some thirty times every single day

you'll regret not attending when you're in your thirties, la

hilarious when you think they believe if everyone was a muslim there would be an era of peace

honestly like what is that haircut
shes an absolute tool

she is so fucking peng

>neuro-typical
I assure I most certainly am not. People like me because I'm absolute lad, but I'm incel and hide behind the tears a clown.

I don't want to, I'll just keep telling them I'll be up in a bit until they piss off to the clubs at 1.

what is a rational argument against desecrating corpses?

>you don't want him dragged on in this undignified, degrading charade for literally no reason
>clearly you wouldn't care then if we donated him to be raped by paedophiles
imagine being so mentally warped as to think like this

tfw wanted xanax
but instead got prescribed some stupid anti physchotic that fucked my heart up

proper loyal lad this one, big up you

>bro, in the future, we're all gonna upload our brains and reprogram our DNA
>DONT FUCKING KEEP THIS KID ALIVE HE HAS NO HOPE

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>I think God is wrong and I’m right!!

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tbf they happen every friday here. These are uni halls.

I'm guessing you're in the first year of university or something, right?

Go to the party, meet some people. You won't get the chance when you're older.

It's Friday night.
That means another night of your oneitis getting split apart by Chad's 8x6

alfie poo evans nigger

you sound neurotypical as fuck ngl lad

god isn't real

well yeah
if a woman is giving a man attention, it's because she likes him in some way

hat

He doesn't have a mind to upload, that's the problem. If you uploaded it, the only thing it could do is breathe, and it couldn't and wouldn't even need to do that because its a computer.

doctors hate prescribing benzos and especially xanax, don't even bother

actually think you're taking the piss now

>god isn't real

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The cost of one spastic's medical treatment over the course of a lifetime could purchase weapons and equipment for multiple soldiers. Gott erhalte den Kaiser.

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he is a collection of meat. he has no consciousness, thought, nothing. he is a corpse. you're a hedonist, yes? whats wrong with the pursuit of pleasure? how is it different from masturbation? your hand is meat, so is this child.
use the logical section of you brain. no emotion.

It's brain DEAD not brain ASLEEP.

and you'll only be attending uni for four years, you nonce

enjoy it whilst it lasts, stop wasting your CUNTING TIME on this CUNTING WEBSITE

>hat

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still haven't heard a rational argument against desecrating corpse OR giving alfie to pedophiles

hmmm suspicious

why would she be interested in me though? she talks to me all the time but she's so much better than me

no no bro you see we can use CRISPR algorithms and stuff to FIX HIM

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY LADS AND WE'RE GOING TO GO TO MARS AND WE'RE GOING TO TERRAFORM IT

AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO SPACE BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO THAT!!! TRUST ME I SAW SOME LONG VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ABOUT IT! IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

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fUCK
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bRAINLET

mainly that it hurts the relatives and is disrespectful to whoever the body used to belong to. i guess if someone signed up for it in advance it would be fine

off by 1 fuck

Can't take you seriously if you haven't read Don Quixote, Brothers Karamazov, Moby Dick, and Great Expectations

you're making such weird, psychotic and utterly baseless assumptions
you've been out in the sun too long bruce, you're getting FAR too wacky for me

reprogram the DNA in his 5% of white matter to reproduce itself. dude technology

that's too late now
i always feel heart palpitations there never a moment when i can't feel my heart beat except when i wake up
and i often feel very fatigued + i think it gave me arrythmia so sometimes my heart makes 2 fast beats or skips a beat

why does this yank want to rape a retarded child

well we managed to turn every major city in germany to dust AND not kill the disabled and weak! how do you like that?!

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how much do you think your average middle class pedophile would pay for an hour alone with alfie

It's funny how some people naturally have zero social anxiety. They are just naturally confident. How is that even possible? How do you even maintain that?

Its only upstairs so I'll probably just end up going up there to keep them happy and then sneaking back down here for a cheeky post.

>why would she be interested in me though?
well she's a woman and you're a man
I'm sure your parents taught you about the birds and the bees

rather weird choice of great expectations but otherwise agree

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epic fail

alfie evans? don't rate him

has Thailad lost the fucking plot?

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Now you know why that orange retard won the presidency.

You sided with the Jew.

Mr homealoneeveryfridaynight
What kind of music do you listen to?

i'm taking your argument to it's logical conclusion senpai
remember that word? logic? discard emotion

*aggressively locks arms with you and begins swaying to and fro loudly singing 'Bind Us Together', breaking your arm in the process*

because he's a yank
probably the schizo poetry and wiki history spamming one

are you on it now? get off that shit. are those effects permanent

I had heart problems which seemed to sort itself out after a year

few things I wanted to share with you lads.
first one is that el taquito mexican frozen pizzas in lidl are literally the best frozen pizzas going. both the chilli beef and the jalapeno with pepperoni are exceptionally high quality

forgot what the other things were now but they weren't terribly important. remember to keep good dental hygiene though

underground hip hop

Really fucking hope Overwatch sends them a cease and desist over that logo.

>iz disrepektful to dead man!
yes very rational argument

it's mad how "normal" girls, complete normoid drones, each indistinguishable from the last, are completely uninterested in me - and I in them - and I have historically only gone out with weirdos

it's like there's an unspoken understanding that I am slightly, only slightly, abnormal and both parties have agreed a ceasefire

you're not though, you're just
fuck I genuinely can't argue with someone this fucking thick, don't know where to begin
you win

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“Part and parcel of living in a great, global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things, you’ve got to be vigilant, you’ve got to support the police”
>“The terrorists are evolving their tactics and we have got to evolve our response to them all the time. I am afraid the consequences of a terror attack are very, very scary. They want to kill. They want to maim and terrify. It is my job to try to make sure that we are as safe as we can be.”

Hmmmm....

yeah but she's a fun happy normie and I'm not

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the identarian movement came first though

Video game studios suing Nazis over copywrite infringement. Truly, this is the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.

Would kill for a gf like her
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this
t. have only read four books in my life

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non-whites simply aren't human. don't see why left wingtards are so desperate for these sorts of people to come to the UK?

more the fact that none of you are capable of putting forth an argument against it