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hey beter
FOY
And why do you think it's wrong?
Could swallow a large man whole
Woah slow down there can't you fucking read? See:
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>According to Danish police, some criminal activity in Denmark is increasing, and peripheral individuals may be vulnerable to radicalization. Police have discovered in some cases that crimes committed by nomadic criminal groups are organized by foreign nationals with permanent residence in Denmark, who use their knowledge of the Danish social system to commit sophisticated criminal activities like human smuggling, weapons trafficking, and other economic crimes.
>Between 2014 and 2017, broad categories of reported crime decreased, but organized crime, including drug-related offenses, violence against public officials, economic crimes, and human trafficking-related crimes, increased. Reported sexual assaults, weapon-related crimes, and resisting/assaults on public officials increased by 81%, 13%, and 100% respectively. Burglaries have decreased throughout Denmark by 20% since 2014. Pickpockets, skimmers, PIN eavesdroppers, and other petty criminals operate aggressively at tourist attractions, train stations, airports, and on public buses. Local pickpockets/ATM shoulder surfers operate in teams of two or three, with one or more distracting the victim while another steals the victim’s valuables/information.
hmmm feels like it's all going to shit really. remember when the guardian and BBC refused to report on the Cologne mass rape because maybe the right wing were right?
london paki is seething. he's was on this morning when i was around. has he been on all day again getting mad?
asked out the oneitis lads
you talking about cocks?
cause I'd like to put you to the test
Dave you fucking nutjob let it go alright? Grown women just don't wear tank tops, macbooks are shit, teachers shouldn't hit children and 1150 AD did not have scientists.
*unzips*
well go on then
>has he been on all day again getting mad?
Not like he has to go to work or anything lmao
eww he's squeezing jpeg artifacts out of his pores
t. dave
I've been around since 4-5pm and he's been here spraying his muck about.
let's hope HIGNY isn't complete shit again this week
Dave's ranting about the london paki again
wacky paki
imagine being this deluded you think everyone that disagrees with your insane opinions must be a london paki. you're such a sperg davey boy
listening to astrud gilberto
Any Cavalier in?
reckon verne troyer is like 90ft tall in heaven rn
Congratulations on beating Italy in Ice Hockey and making it into the World Championships next year!
Cheers
lmao rather restricted options you've put here
rasheed
Gf is coming to the flat later on for the first time and I’m pretty much guaranteed to give her a good pumping
Only problem is my flatmate sleeps about a foot away from where we’ll be shagging through the wall and the walls are paper thin
Any suggestions?
>3 people voting for under 13
GCHQ is coming for you right now
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Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Anyone want to play pool?
just came back from Central Railway in Belfast to meet paddy o'fenian to give him a taste of Orange pride, and he didn't show up. Waited two hours and got a pasty in greggs outside on the look out for him.
FUCK OFF JF
Yup. His smell lingers, like Poley around a nursery school.
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Plymouth not mentioned
i want to impregnate all jewish women
>khazar
anti-semitic dog whistle
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Wish a goy man would impregnate me
t. Jewish woman
didn't do well on the maths test lads
it was really hard
tu me manques voulez-vous coucher avec moi haha lads?? c'est magnifique tres bien merci vocu
imagine not being into under 13s
Reckon the Dave vs. Skitzo question is the most divisive thing ever in this general.
can we keep it less than 3 please lads
Imagine being attracted to literal children.
all me
surprised its last as long as one day to be honest
schizophrenic trevor talking about his friend dave again
>It says here you would like to have sex with children under thirteen, you claim this is a joke, how do we know you're not just saying that now?
Hate YANKS
Love SLAGS
Simple AS
they're generally more aesthetically pleasing and you're in actual denial if you think otherwise.
was called a paki in the last thread and have been called dave in this thread.
>dave
I'm attracted to any girl who's reached puberty and is sexually mature
listening to dr dre - the chronic (1992)
Children are very aesthetically pleasing
are you thick as well as mentally disturbed
genuinely notifying the police of your comments
old enough to count, old enough to mount
As someone who spends a lot of time with kids, no they are not but then again I am not a nonce.
real noncy post
Blacks are cool (in the UK), it's those brown Pakis that are the antisemitic bunch. Deport them, I say.
>it's all black on black gang violence!
>nothing to worry about!
horrible thread
hate banter
hate pints
hate slags
hate lad 'culture'
hate football
love corbyn
>As someone who spends a lot of time with kids
Ah yes, the 'once.
literal pedos posting in this thread
shan't be sticking around
School uniforms were actually based on old royal navy uniforms.
cant even imagine what it must be like to leave the house on a friday night in 2018
don't care. you're obviously one of these spasticated shaun brannigan le paedo hunter gang members that have very limited understanding of the law.
the real timothy james byrne is trapped in the black lodge
Got called Dave and a paki bastar
I'm extremely confused
There is UNIRONICALLY a male primary school teacher posting here
Jeremy loves football and lad culture though.
>Blacks are cool (in the UK),
UK blacks are just as bad as their american counterparts, see you've literally been brainwashed by BBC historical dramas and clearly haven't been around the ones that live here
tracking down the addresses of the pedos in this thread
you think you're safe but you're not
me and the lads are coming around and we're going to fucking murder you
grim
I only do it ironically.
you're probably 5'5 to be honest
oi Lois, do you 'membah when the laddies burst down me doah 'cause we didn't pay da TV loisens?
Literally nothing wrong with this. Boys are being over-feminised because all their teachers from 4-11 are women. They need strong male role models.
>A schizophrenic man armed with knives and machete who killed an 81-year-old pensioner and then drove three wooden stakes through her head and mouth before burning her naked body was described by a judge today as 'utterly revolting'.
>Tautvydas Narbutas, then 23, killed and desecrated the body of Albertina Choules after she had caught him climbing in through an upstairs window of her home early one morning in 2016 [...] and put her naked body in a wheelbarrow before taking her into the garden of her home, in Marlow, Buckinghamshire.
>There, he drove three wooden stakes through her mouth and head. He also cut off her ring finger.
>last thread lots of paki posters were called out
>this thread lots of nonces come out of the woodwork
add 2+2 and you get 4