/brit/

nah it was a 2013 3 series so it was a brown man

big uncut saffer cock in my pussy x

Sous le dôme épais où le blanc jasmin
A la rose s'assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs riant au matin

Doucement glissons De son flot charmant
Suivons le courant fuyant
Dans l'onde frémissante
D'une main nonchalante
Viens, gagnons le bord,
Où la source dort et
L'oiseau, l'oiseau chante.

Sous le dôme épais ou le blanc jasmin,
Ah! descendons
Ensemble!

Sous le dôme épais où le blanc jasmin
A la rose s'assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble

Doucement glissons de son flot charmant,
Suivons le courant fuyant
Dans l'onde frémissante
D'une main nonchalante
Viens, gagnons le bord
Où la source dort et
L'oiseau, l'oiseau chante

Sous le dôme épais ou le blanc jasmin,
Ah! descendons
Ensemble!

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I'm 5'2, I like it. It makes my clothes cheaper.

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What's the point of working if we don't get to enjoy all of the fruits of our labour?

people who moan about "tankies" are fascists

we wuz kangs.... :(

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The chadford bender.

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After seeing incels so badly strawmanned in the press I can never trust the lamestream media again

vile dog

Brits age very poorly. Woman in this photo is 43.

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odious whelp

So I can go out and legally buy a Martini Henry no questions asked?

I only have 3 friends and they're all lads. I wish I had a bigger social circle even though I love the lads. I asked a girl out yesterday and she literally laughed in response.

More like the pozzford bender

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this but with gamergate

explain

im 5'4 actually

russell brand looking sprog

a lifetime of cheap cider and pork pies will do that

the easiest one you've Chad'd so far

*enters the thread*

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Are you the one who posted that you were going to ask a girl out

Sister got a crop top
jesus fucking christ mary and joseph

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hi guys

tell me something about modern england

alri dave

ye

Alri dave?

i like how the guy doesn't bother to either chase the gook or see if the old lady is alright

It's more similar to Ukraine philosophically than it is to America

Cool it Dave

any cosmic brain in

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fucking hell no wonder alfie's braindead
just look at them

pics or fuck off

It's wonderful.

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what the fuck

Who should I chad next?

i feel so fucking good lads i honestly hope you feel good and if i can shareit i will share it seriously id share it with all of you especially. those of you alone and not happy just be happy come on its friday lads all the shit aside lets just get on the sesh and feel some love ill start it off anyone in bristol ill pay for the night deasly serious lets have the time of our life tonight why not?

Gutted I'll never see the temp girls tights again

otto whine-nigger more like

Lmao

props if you understand him la

tradlife

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*calls the bouncer over*
*points*
him, it's him get him out of here he's too drunk

Feel the same way about Xanny

rateyourmusic.com/~synthetics
found my new gf

why don't they just have another kid? honestly don't see the big deal

eurrrgh, look at him, he's got brown ski-
*wins the gold*
based

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Bit much lad. Thought /brit/ was better than this.

I remember seeing this when her Instagram wasn't blotted out, and I went to her account and it was private lol.

my friend hacked me pretty bad. ideas on how i can get him back?

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ukraine is a nazi state

reckon he's got a strong jawline under those chins

Why are you always crossposting?

Just watched this

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Is mandy really that good? I keep thinking it's the most amazing happiest thing ever, other people just say its alright

backtrace his ip by deleting system32 to access the computer's logs

Japan lost WW2 but they'll win in the end

very overrated imo

drugs do different things to different brens

>user, great to meet you, i hear youre a great guy we've got plenty to discuss

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Best I can do.

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desperately want to kill all of the underclass
vile, subhuman vermin

If you log into someone's else's gmail, will they get a notification their phone?

lads is parking at small local train stations typically free overnight? google's not really helping

swipe the FUCK down

genuinely thought this was an anime and searched MAL for it haha

aww thats qt
*starts rubbing your bum*

You've just pasted a different person's face onto his neck.

William began drafting his Domesday Book.

"Then, at the midwinter, was the king in Gloucester with his council ... . After this had the king a large meeting, and very deep consultation with his council, about this land; how it was occupied, and by what sort of men. Then sent he his men over all England into each shire; commissioning them to find out."

No survey approaching the scope and extent of Domesday Book was attempted again in Britain until the 1873 Return of Owners of Land.

Domesday names a total of 13,418 places. These include market records, number of houses, family names, blacksmiths, and so forth. It also surveys the land, and records the location of farms, woodlands, rivers, and streams.

The return of the information was sworn to by 12 local jurors, half of them English and half of them Norman.

Historian H. C. Darby notes:
it is "probably the most remarkable statistical document in the history of Europe. The continent has no document to compare with this detailed description covering so great a stretch of territory. And the historian, as he turns over the folios, with their details of population and of arable, woodland, meadow and other resources, cannot but be excited at the vast amount of information that passes before his eyes."

According to the Domesday Book census, over 10% of England's population were slaves.

The influence of William led to the decline of slavery in England. By about 1200 slavery in the British Isles was non-existent.

large images are objectively more funny than small images

Why are you always virginposting?

I don't know much about politics, but I do believe in one thing. One Ireland. United.

why do you need to know the answer to that

very suspicious question

Woah looks like the dad in fallout 3

pet goat had to be put to sleep this afternoon lads, and don't go "ooh look he's got a pet goat what a bender haha" they're just as affectionate as dogs if you raise them from birth

Because I'm a virgin obviously. Now answer my question.

excellent, now do him

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really want to reconnect with my friends but i don't want to just see them and be really depressed and boring
best course of action is to just isolate myself and not do any of my coursework right?

pipe down goat boy

*waddles towards you*

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I'm sorry for your loss
*kisses you on your cheek*

>swans, stars of the lid, other obscure shite
>carly rae jepsen, taylor swift

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This is the treatment for volcels.

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Weininger was the most genuine philosopher of all time

the chad stride

Wanna play pool?