We are not Slavs. We have only Slav language but we are more like Germans. Our culture is completely different from Slavic, we have next to nothing in common with Ruskies or Serbs. Culturally and mentally we're more similar to Germany than to Poland or Belarus.
Please stop calling us Slavs. Thank you.
Hello my Germanic brother
Larp harder you stinky Slav. Slovenes want to be German so bad they change their last names to German ones.
Sure thing, Slav.
>Our culture is completely different from Slavic
>Slavic culture
This, some regions in South Brazil have like 80% German last names and they still speak German, Brazil is more German than Slovenia
Samefag
Short history of Slovenia:
>the Austrians of Southern Styria start larping as Serbs due to be rampant drug abuse in this region (they make a hallucinogenic brandy from live salamanders and crap like that)
>eventually they become so good at it the Serbs start believing them
>later they incorportate them into their Serb kingdom
>of course, everything the Serbs touch is ruined
>Slovenia was fucked too
>today they are scared and don't pretend to be Serbs anymore
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Preach the truth my Germanic brother ;)
>Slovenia
It's literally in your name, buddy.
this
we too, friulans, are not "med", "southrons" nor italian. Yes we speak a romance language, but we're more similar to germans and slovenians in terms of mentality and culture.
Slovenian, not slav!
Why everyone wants to be germanic?
you are lombardian and thus germanic ;^)
It's another one of these meme ethnicities invented by bored German LARPers in Austria-Hungary in the 19th century, just like Czechs and the likes. These autists literally conjured dozens of OC DONUT STEEL ethnicities out of thin air like modern autists do with fictional characters.
We are not Slavs. We have only Slav language but we are more like Asians. Our culture is completely different from Slavic, we have next to nothing in common with Czechs or Croats. Culturally and mentally we're more similar to Turkey than to Slovenia or Ukraine.
Please stop calling us Slavs. Thank you.
No you are not Germans
Yes you are Slavs
stop saying such Bullshit
Accept your Slav heritage
why would you say such a thing Serbia?
Austrian ass raping did Slovenians well. They're having an identity crisis.
Germans are master race
>It's another one of these meme ethnicities invented by bored German LARPers in Austria-Hungary in the 19th century, just like Czechs and the likes. These autists literally conjured dozens of OC DONUT STEEL ethnicities out of thin air like modern autists do with fictional characters.
Fucking this. The only real ethnicities were Austrians and Magyars. Maybe Horváts too. The rest was trash.
are girls in slovenia natural blonde? i need a genetic whitewash
>real ethnicities
>Magyars
Hi :)
MUH HERITAGE
>We are not Slavs. We have only Slav language but we are more like Asians. Our culture is completely different from Slavic, we have next to nothing in common with Czechs or Croats. Culturally and mentally we're more similar to Turkey than to Slovenia or Ukraine.
>Please stop calling us Slavs. Thank you.
OK Sasha Kahn.
slovenia should just become part of austria so they won't be land locked
Hes obviously mocking OP you ameritard
>Hes obviously mocking OP you ameritard
You think I didn't pick up on the exact post with a few words being changed macaco? Look up facetious.