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Umaru edition

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post latinas

what the FUCK

I'm not hungry should I order a pizza anyway

Any cute latinas looking for a Torontonian bf??

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>going to join some clubs next semester
>will start socializing
>will also start hitting the gym
who /self improvement/ here?

me on the right

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Yes, it's your duty as an American to consume.

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any mexibros looking for a Torontonian bff?

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1 margarita pizza pls

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Can chicanos apply?

Yes he is Japanese and asks alot of questions just like you.

Popped a small blister

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sure Zando, of course we can be bffs. you should visit Toronto sometime

rate me

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*rates you*

*hates you*

*berates you*

*rapes you*

*loves you*

God I wish

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rude

haha epic anime response dude!

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youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

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Semen retention, abstaining from pornography, and NoFap are three sides of the same coin.

Based, this is why I love Toronto (never been(best city btw)). The locals are always so friendly

BASED Zando with impeccable taste in cities, take notes buds

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My city is so boring that a car crash involving two people made it on the news

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that live in rural nowhere shitholes

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>tfw always ate in the stairway alone when i was in highschool

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lol

At least you weren't that kid who ate in the restrooms

How did you not make any friends in highschool?

i didnt eat in highschool
found it easier just waiting until the day was over

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redpill me on dallas just got a job there

worst girl

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who else /wenthomeforlunchmasterrace/

*redpills you on dallas*

lots of fags

autism
couldn't imagine eating in the restrooms

eating lunch is for the large

the gf

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I hope it's gotten better pal

hmm

calling the cops as i type this

red pill me harder on dallas-fort worth please.


ive never left the east coast

i have autism and love asian girls

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wish ravioli went to jail for real
it woulda straightened him out

Whiter Houston but not by much, I don't know much since I only pass through there when I'm going out of state.

Neither can I but there's some people who did it I'm sure

Honestly if a girl was willing to do shit like that she'd be able to keep me forever

Oops wrong thread
Embarking on a journey lads. Every single Canadian will be found and made pregnant

all of them?

Just saw Infinity War, buds
Was a 7.5/10 would be higher if they didn't show nigger panther

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are there muslims? I really hate muslims

im ok with mexicans, just not black people

but im a boy

>americans

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woopity scoopity poopity poop

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your local crack den

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>are there muslims

Maybe but they mostly stick to their area. In Houston there is, but they're a ways away from here. There's black people yeah, just depends what area your job is in. I think Dallas might have less.

anime girls keep emasculating me in my dreams

what happened?

did he get a letter saying he's not going to jail?

he just payed up apparently

need a token minority hero. otherwise it's just superior whites doing all the superheroing

giv attention to me

How much cash is in your wallet right now cum
800 dollars in 100's and small bills here

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But he dies

Why not have an Asian?

JESUS CHRIST SPOILER

Why would you carry that much money

this is true

saw the movie with a friend today

spent all of it on junk food and coffee

to impress the guy who mugs him

couldn't find an asian with a superhero bodytype

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That was a good part

You easily could
Me

>caring about soyvengers

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nostalgia time

remember that one time the DNC literally built a wall around the convention to keep out bernietards?
good times

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if it wasn't for your 1% east asian genes dragging you down, you would look like this

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wtf is wrong with his hair

>superhero movies
are you 12?

she won you evil bigots

Fuck off, nigger loving Canadian
Why do you hate fun? I also plan to go see the new Dragon Ball Movie

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I am finally free

how can you find capeshit fun? are you disabled?

pornhub recommended category for me: popular with women

this is worse than nigger shit

dude just turn your brain off lmao

>americans are THIS insecure in their sexuality

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Not anymore

There's quite literally nothing wrong with liking superhero movies

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historic

>carrying cash
What is this? The 1560s?

Amazing how Trump can bring together two countries that have been at war for 70 years

anyone got pics of fem-ish NA boys?

we're all buff here

just like there's nothing wrong with jerking off or watching anime all day long