/brit/

might join one of these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Catholic_Church
looks aesthetic

If I were a multi billionaire I would offer Emma Watson 1 billion pounds to film a porno and tell her that if she didnt do it I would burn the money and all the people that could have been helped with that money would be wasted.

south korea gave the credit to trump
cnn.com/2018/04/26/world/korea-summit-kang-kyung-wha-amanpour-intl/index.html

And she would turn it down next.

When a black man comes along
You must whip it
When a nigger runs amok
You must whip it

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Why are Americans so deluded about Donald Trump?

>Official thread song
Shitposting on the chan
Waiting for the janny ban
Oh why has my life not gone to plan

had many dreams as a young lad
Now that I'm grown up, all I am is sad

Can't escape this place, it's become my fate
stuck in this race,no hope for a qt to date

Forever doomed to return to this site
May as well end it all tonight

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>user you level your browser open on this /brit/ thing, what the hell!?

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literally everyone in the world has realized by now that all you have to do is tell Trump how pretty he is to get him to do whatever you need him to do. Flattery gets you everywhere with him

*wiensteins you*
oops you lose again sweetums :)

I actually adore Mormons.
I love mormons.

Anyone that insults mormons from this point onwards is getting cut.

youtube.com/watch?v=M13S-6mtTwc

good lad

it might be just a coincidence unemployment's plunging and south/north korea is making peace, and that isis was defeated and lost all their territory. won't make a difference

>South Korea's foreign minister has said she believes President Donald Trump is largely responsible for bringing North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to the negotiating table.
>largely responsible
Except in the video she's doesn't say that at all.

Got arrested for taking the banter too far lads

>It ain't me starts playing

just where I get the latest memes, hun x

Nothing wrong with being gay

feel like all this attention on whatever stupid tweet trump made this day is an advanced pineal calcification strategy. no matter which side you're on, it's very fun to get into arguments about it but it adds absolutely nothing and distracts from anything substantial

Last week I posted about Trump's phobia of stairs and I got the most angry responses. 'Fuck you you fag you have a knife ban', 'worry about your own babies killed by NHS' etc. So he's scared of stairs, who cares? I don't even dislike Trump but he's scared of stairs.

Because by extension, they themselves can take credit for something they really had little influence after shitting all over the globe for decades.

Wrong

I just want to be normal

keep telling yourself trump had anything to do with any of that bud

I'm not angry that Trump isn't getting credit.
I don't think he deserves it.

What makes me mad is the fact that if this happened under Obama the media, nay, the WORLD would be praising Obama is the next messiah.

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If I make up a guitar piece for this and vocaroo it will you do the vocals?

good people, their religion stems from a bad seed though and the tree will never be good. same reason islam will never be good
youtube.com/watch?v=X59xrCc6mwk

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>you look older than 17

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I may be tempted

The Yank press are praising Trump though. Look at the CNN report posted further up the thread and how they've deliberately manipulated that woman's comments

If I had the money to burn a billion why would I give a fuck about that sniveling jew, I could pay to have him fucked to death and nobody would be none the wiser

NHS literally kills children

jew nonce

Wish a girl would suck my willy 2bh

My girlfriend called me a doofus, lads
I'm being abused

whewww
hamlet's so poignant

>CNN
>Reporting anything correctly
The only consistency they have is failure

difference being that Obama wouldn't (and didn't) take credit for unilateral achievements like this in the first place because he knew he'd also be to blame if it all went to shit

can't take this seriously when they spell simple words like 'socialised' wrong

so lonely
so alone

that's actually the correct spelling

dog bless

Real nigger hours

so horny
so a-bone

theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/27/iaaf-accused-blatant-racism-over-new-testosterone-regulations-caster-semenya

It seems I was wrong yesterday. Testosterone is NOT a performance enhancer. Gomenasai

I know it is, it is spelled wrong on the picture

*socializses your healthcare*

The funny thing is they've posted the actual video they've deliberately taken out of context?

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this

jog on euronormie freak

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>get me out of this shit country
>I'm being abused

need a bf lads

female? (male)

SLEEP YOU TWATS

he'd still get credit though.
Same thing with gay marriage.
He didn't say it was because of him because fact of the matter is it wasn't.

It all came down to a republican who decided he wanted to kill this controversy once and for all so he put in an affirmative vote.
Yet Obama was seen as the patron saint of the homosexuals.

Nobody's cock has been sucked harder in history than Barack Obama's.
Nobel peace prize despite not doing shit.
Seen as some sort of revolutionary despite having very ordinary policies.
Fucked up Libya but nobody gave him shit like they did with Bush for Iraq.

I'm tired of it.

wtf why'd all my mom's medical bills disappear

youtube.com/watch?v=fHSaAPHP6fE

Why kind of sound did you envisage when writing that?

dont know what the fuck youre trying to say here mate

if you're going to borrow another country's language, at least learn it correctly

the knights look like THAT?

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do brits burn cats in trash cans for fun as kids too? almost every american has this experience in common

Who the fuck gonna bully me if I gotta billi? If I gotta billi and a bitch recording me I'm look who cares? What I wouldn't be is on TV stuttering t-t-talkin scared.

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Is it just a coincidence that the NHS is killing Alfie and this week's edition of The Economist is championing universal healthcare?

>THE FREE MARKET IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO DISTRIBUTE RESOURCES!

>Let's keep alive this braindead baby and give it a completely fucking miserable life

SLAGS

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssss

I pictured it as more of a rap but I think it could work as a country tune

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wouldn't mind healthcare that killed retards and freaks starting with all you virginoids

not for me mate

go buy yerself a new camry pardner

If Alfie were American he would have lived

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female?

Me and the bf

why dos lady have penga?

Had a girl approach me at a party yesterday even though she clearly saw me talking with my gf

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in the united states alfie evans would be of average intelligence

I'm married and not a virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=wbJq2aANCyQ

Because he wouldn't have been cursed with British genetics?

theyre so grim its almost like theyre actually Good Philosophers and doing it as a self aware critique

alfie needs to be shot in the head, have it over and done with

his entire brain has deteriorated. he's more than a vegetable. he will never be able to walk, talk or think, he can barely even breathe by himself.

there is literally nothing to save him, should be kind and end it now instead of keeping him 'alive'.

fuckin ell, the absolute state that people are getting whipped up in cause of one single child

>Good Philosophers

is this some group or does your autism make you capitalise things?