>Be me, English guy in US
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a white woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "You Alright love?"
>She smiles and replies with a simple "Im okay"
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "UK"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in LA
>I say I was just visiting the US...
>Suddenly a gang of about 20 56% mutts appear and start drinking mountain dew and loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the white american lady
>I say "Oi , how about youse mutts stop harassing the lady?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out scalpels, probably the same scalpels they use to mutilate young mutts with
>I grab my tea bag necklace and put it over my british flag t-shirt
>They all lunge at me ready to kill me
>I shout "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!" and charge back at them
>in a storm of fists and kicks I beat the shit out of all of my 56% mutt attackers
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from the United Kindgom, the last bastion of anglos in the world, the most honourable and glorious country on earth, sons of the queen, slayers of paksi and curry munchers.
>They limp away, pissing themselves with fear while babbling on about Trump and muttering "At least I have muh muh guns", the excuse they use to clear themselves of blame every time they are defeated in battle
>Suddenly the white american girl starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and has beautiful anglo babies
>She says "Thank you Liam, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had disgusting 56% goblin children, fortunately mutt men are cuckholds who don't mind being under Brit occupation and are inferior to the Brit bulls of the east..."
>I look at sky, smile and say "God save the queen"
Be me, English guy in US
>Liam
Permavirgin detected
English people are the ugliest, fattest people in Europe
>youse mutts
its either "you mutts" or "youse"
based liam
>come back to UK with wife
> she get rapped by muhamed
>English people are the ugliest
Not really.
>fattest people in Europe
Factually wrong.
Fuck off ape.
I didn't read the whole thing, can I get the basic gesalt
>she get rapped by muhamed
youtube.com
>in-western-europe
So for a start, not Europe as whole.
And you said England, while Scotland is fatter than us.
Dumb favela monkey.
holy fuck das funny famalam you alright bongboi
>liam
that ain't no anglo name son. why not james? or thomas?
Nice story mate.
>white american girl
the only white american girl is Taylor swift
>the last bastion of anglos in the world
Aus and New zealand as well mate
>and had disgusting 56% goblin children
if she really was white then the children would then be 78% if my maths is correct
>UK isn't fat, Scotland is!
Fucking demolished.
>mutt men are cuckholds who don't mind being under Brit occupation
They do though. That's literally the only reason their shithole country exists.
Australians are niggers in spirit
>maths
FUCKING B R A I N L E T
>anglo spots white woman
>doesn't immediately disembowel her with his assault spoon to feast on her pure aryan blood
nice fake story anglo
Who pissed in this monkey's cereal?
>unrefined ary*n blood
i don't want to get any of your nonwhite diseases
> Amerilards abbreviate Mathematics to "math"
Ah yes a plural to a singular. Truly this is the power of American English.
american english is the only real english and in the future everyone will speak it and there is nothing you can do to stop it.