Tell me the truth about Paraguay

How dare you call Urgay "nigger" Jr. Fucking burger you know nothing about uruguay

All gay Paraguayans are in Argentina.
Paraguay is an independent country, but culturally and sociologically a province of Argentina.
Paraguayan gays come to Buenos Aires, for the same reason Alabama gays move to New York or San Francisco.

Paraguayans are a real race, as in, a very homogenous Spanish and Native mix, that has become stable.
Almost all are Spanish Guarani bilingual, many also speak Portuguese, and many also speak English.
They have free electricity because they are bordered by huge rivers, and both Brazil and Argentina built huge dams there, Paraguay gets 50% of that, but they sell to Argentina and Brazil the electricity they don't use (they get more than what they need)
They are better looking than Chileans, but Paraguayans are quite criminal, unlike Chileans or Bolivians.
We have a huge Paraguayan population here.
Paraguayan prostitutes are the cheap reliable car of Prostitutes here, and quite popular. Paraguayita Fogosa is how they are searched.

Paraguay has a booming economy because of soy exports, but much of it is produced by Brazilian immigrants who bought land there, they are called Braziguayos. They also produce a lot of pot (marihuana), and drugs from Bolivia are moved to Argentina through Paraguay. There are landing strips on the jungle, and many fumigator style airplanes crossing the argentine border, full of drugs.

Paraguay barely has any industry, so they have almost no taxes for imports, many Brazilians and Argentines buy electronics there.

the actual demonym for Uruguayan people is unironically "Easterner".
everything about Uruguay is fucking ridiculous lmao

guay = river of
Uru = a bird, Nyctibius griseus cornutus
Para ...depends, some say it derives from "Pará = marsh or lake" or "Paraguá tribe", the tribe that was ruling that area. some even say it's from "Paray = feather crown"
and yeah we both were colonized by the spaniards. as for the "charrua" and "guarani" tribes, supposedly they were all of the Tupi language family
note: Paraguay and Uruguay were NEVER neighbors. EVER

>Nyctibius griseus cornutus
How will they ever recover?

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>many also speak English
i fucking wish
>They have free electricity
i also fucking wish
ps: Paraguay is so underdeveloped that there are lots of blackouts in summer. yep even with two gigantic hydro-dams, they just forgot the detail to upgrade transformers and generators. ayyyy
>They are better looking than Chileans
why thank you *blush*
>but Paraguayans are quite criminal
why thank you *gives middle finger*
nevermind the high percentage of legal immigrants living in your cunt like honest citizens since as early as the 1900s, noooo all the crime is paraguayans suuure

i guess they can't, i guess they won't

>all the crime is paraguayans suuure
well yes

paraguayan and brazilian girls best sex you can imagine,.

Even the chubby ones are excellent athletes with great dexterity.

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brazilians are even prude actually
paraguayans give out everything for love
....... both are butterfaced

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>Paraguayan prostitutes are the cheap reliable car of Prostitutes here, and quite popular. Paraguayita Fogosa is how they are searched.

Actually thd cheaper a paid are brazilian mulatas, i love bundas

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aren't they more expensive since they come from far, though?
unless you're actually uruguayan

They had a dictator in the 19th Century who imposed state-enforced race-mixing. It was illegal for whites to mix with each other. They had to marry either a black or a native. I think they're the most mestizo country in Latin America because of that.

Why haven't you annexed them yet thiago?

nope till now to me mulatas are the cheaper I paid

you're half wrong
we're the most mestizo country because BESIDES that we got A FUCKTON of immigrants after the whole 1870s "genocide" event

i didn't know that. noice

thiago is a brazilian name though
and yeah why Brazil and India haven't made their move to annex their neighbors like the rest of BRIC? dunno

What do Paraguayans think of Stroessner?

>why Brazil and India haven't made their move to annex their neighbors like the rest of BRIC?
The US would freak out if a country this close to them started to go full Russia. And we don't have any nukes.

Paraguayan guys are hot. I met one once. We had interesting moments, so to speak.

a lot of people disliked him for being a ruthless murderer of non-communist non-activist actually-innocent people (would kill them to get their lands or women, yep what a feudal lord he was)
and the rest are all Colorados. fucking ANR man

aaah that's why. yeah keep behaving well, commie

OLDEST WARSHIP IN THE WORLD

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AS A MATTER OF FACT
the newly """elected"""" President is the son of Stroessner's private Secretary of State
what does that say about how Colorados are ok with dictators?

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>yeah keep behaving well, commie
I don't even like the US, but picking this fight now would just be dumb. We should really get stronger both economically and militarily before starting shit.

AFAIK that bathtub can't even sail anymore. it's a school ship now, our """navy""" recruits train in it, repairment, cannon loading, etc.

I envy you i want paraguayan cock in my ass too

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How was the economy run during that time? Is Paraguay the poorest in South America after Bolivia?

Solano López is the greatest culprit for what Paraguay is today.

>A staunch anti-communist, Stroessner had the backing of the United States for most of his time in power
is there a single country in south america where we haven't planted a dictator?

not anymore
mind you back then Bolivia hadn't embelezzed all their mines as they have now. they're the lowest, only above Guyana
can't recall we lived that bad though, especially with the 70-80s economical bubble. there was money for building hydroelectric dams after all, also hospitals and airports. two hole urban settlements were created nearby the dams, i grew up in the southern one
the bubble came from selling taiwanese stuff to Brazil and Argentina, since we were the firsts to have economical treaties with them. and as mentioned before, import taxes are (still) very low in comparison to all the region
then there's meat selling which has only grown and grown as Argentina stopped locking our routes to the sea. it is true we're their economical and cultural province, since all the roads end in Buenos Aires
and yeah selling soy to the soyboys. there's a budding industry now thanks to the taiwanese again
but none of this you will see if you come to Paraguay. inequality is huge because all the cash goes to the politicians. even the druglords have to struggle economically against them cunts

i dare say 'no' but you should verify it with google if you want

A country to which no one cares.

youtube.com/watch?v=kvsqb95En5o&t=5s

Only the ones that had no significant communist movements and were always openly close with the US. And some dictators actually took control without the US having previous knowledge, but just happened to share the anti gommie ideology, so Kissinger was delighted regardless.

We didn't really fuck. Almost, but since we had no condom, I gave up.
I've found him in a hook-up app. I had no idea he was Paraguayan, and I just discovered it because he told me. Neither his accent nor his gestures sounded as a foreigner's.

At the time we met, I was too lonely and felt like touching and kissing another person, I didn't really want sex, and we basically did such things.
Obviously, in the midst of our stuff, I was too aroused that I passed to want sex so badly. Both of us had no condom, and I don't make sex without protection, so we just continued with the foreplay.

I've dropped by his home three times. As I always forgot the condom and he had none too, we never made love, kek. But despite this, we had great moments.

>druglords have to struggle economically
based

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>soy exports
oh no no no no

you fucking wish
youtube.com/watch?v=YcIZSA_j5rA
now the brazilian PCC is taking over, since the paraguayan druglords didn't have enough money for security detail

You do realize the US is the biggest soy producer and exporter in the world, right?

t. soiboi

Is it true that most mestizo paternal side is indigena??

>Paraguay has a booming economy because of soy exports, but much of it is produced by Brazilian immigrants who bought land there, they are called Braziguayos. They also produce a lot of pot (marihuana), and drugs from Bolivia are moved to Argentina through Paraguay. There are landing strips on the jungle, and many fumigator style airplanes crossing the argentine border, full of drugs.
>Paraguay barely has any industry, so they have almost no taxes for imports, many Brazilians and Argentines buy electronics there.

Probably, thanks to a mestizo alpha cucking rich white boys and forcing their women to take the indio dick

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>When Spain expelled the Jesuits in 1767, more than 100,000 Guaraní speakers spread throughout Paraguay, said Shaw N. Gynan, an American linguist. Decades later, Guaraní speakers formed the bulk of support for the post-independence ruler José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia, who took aim at the Spanish-speaking elite.

>A despot who ruled until 1840, Francia was called Caraí Guazú, Great Lord. He banned those in the light-skinned upper class from marrying each other, sealed Paraguay’s borders and used Guaraní-speaking informants called pyragues, or fleet-footed ones, to bolster his tyrannical regime.
Probably, thanks to a mestizo alpha dictator cucking rich white boys and forcing their women to take the indio dick

Then why most family name is spanish

they dont think it be like it is but it do

Why are you so angry that

You didnt fuck each other? both fags

we unironically respect the sovereignty of our meme neighbours like Nepal, Bhutan and Sri Lanka, and because Pakistan has nukes and a big army, and also we don't want them.

Apparently the US have them a third of their country