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flat earth is real

good thread

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white genocide is real

Raining :3

italy will save him

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Any held a girl's hand man in?

dave is real

shall not be gracing this thread with my presence

>white genocide is real

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i'm dave-wing

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Lads as part of my job I have access to thousands of people's bank details (card number, security code, expiry etc) What would be the best way to just help myself to their money without getting caught? What could I buy off the internet and get delivered to an empty house that would be of easy value?

For me, it's George.

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>>white genocide is real

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nothing

Ben Shapiro ANNIHILATES Dave On Crop Tops (Social Justice Fails)

history's two greatest political minds

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Interesting that the media lambasts Alfie Evans' working class, northern parents for putting their son in the limelight, labelling them "attention-seekers" who are "only doing it for money"
And yet Charlie Gard's middle class, southern parents were treated with far more respect. They weren't labelled "scroungers", they were called "good parents" who "just wanted to help their son". Why is that?

shut up and do what you're told

A combined 300 IQ between the two of them

because northerners are scum, the lowest of the low, absolute garbage people
nuke everything in england north of oxford

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink

Corrrrrr

kissed a girl once (not katy)

PURE IDEOLOGY!

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Did so much gear my nose is bleeding

literally who+egomaniacal manlet?

nuke everything south of sheffield, you mean

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You were never really here.

palliative care is when you make the patient's remaining time comfortable to minimise their pain and suffering, you do not seem to realise that alfie is only going to get worse

now i aint saying she a feed seeder
but she aint messin with no chuck niggas

want to see this film desu

you don't deserve to post here if you don't know who the man on the left is you odious little freak

DELET!!!

nick cregg

Good leaf

yorkshire pudding is disappointing
Had toad in the hole last week for the first time since I was about 8 and it was a huge let down

based

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Need a qt northern English gf tbqhwyl

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palliative care is pumping you with morphine. it is a euphemism. deciding between dying now and dying later is not a medical decision, it is a moral decision. you are so cucked to suck any authority off to completion. no wonder you bought a pass

>i am not allowed to tell you, but there are obviously so many ways - from repeated superdoses of opioids to induce eternal sleep - to finding the appropriate grandpa heart medication and inducing non-recoverable cardiac arrest

>Toxins are plentiful - you can ingest enough pesticides to end your nervous system and heart

nah they were considered stupid, self-serving, narcissistic cunts too, though these two twats are even more loathsome for abusing hard working doctors trying to actually help sick children and encouraging their legion of mongs to abuse them too, because they don't care about sick kids, they're just fueling and wanking over their own false sense of moral superiority, if that kid wasn't even braindead and instead screaming in pain 24/7 they'd fight to keep him alive still because it makes them feel so good and righteous

i never really noticed any difference desu, but in charlie's case a lot of yanks wanted him to fly over there for special treatment as opposed to alfie's case where his parents want him to be flown to italy

Where's the line between north and south in England? Luton?

im better looking than yu

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you'd be lucky to convince a pig to have sex with you, so yeah maybe you could get a northern girl,
shave the fucking mutt pube beard, you'd still look like shit but not as bad as you do now

ngl I like curry but now that we have the recipe do we really need the pakis to stay

White genocide is real and that's a good thing

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Stop fucking telling me to shave my beard
It's not happening

>palliative care is pumping you with morphine
that doesn't contradict what he said

HON HON HON

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my folks cook it all the time. so not really tbhfam

Dad's fucking snoring like a pig.

going to ask the gf to cook me dinner tomorrow night when she gets back from work. she's probably going to be pissy because she works a minimum wage job during uni while i'm living off savings and scholarships until this summer

I need a THIC northern English pig gf ASAP

>White genocide is real and that's a good thing

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youre right yes, my dad who was terminally ill and could no longer remember who i was and could manage a groan when he tried to speak should have not been given palliative care so his final days were as painless as possible before he passed away in his sleep

we live in the greatest time in history

well then do me and everyone else a favour and shave your throat with a razor

it's better to use clear verbiage rather than beating around the bush with fancy words. makes it more clear what you're arguing about

Mate the beard is fucking decrepit, you actually look decent without it.

Be honest mate is the beard a gimmick?

1) a 2 year old isn't a 60 year old man
2) it's the parent's decision. doctors don't get to decide moral questions. they are engineers of the body, not philosophers or moral guides

WILL be voting liberal in the 43rd canadian general election
and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

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Nah m8
Going to impregnate a qt English girl from yorkshire and there's precisely nothing you can do about it

The Chinese Fireball, Oooooooh...

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made a meme

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most pakis are fine

god you're so insecure and need to mock others presumably to make you feel better. might post my massive cock again and see how you can make fun of that. so far i've had dirty keyboard and stained carpets. i fucking love it

>it's better to use clear verbiage rather than beating around the bush with fancy words

just goes to show that you have about as much medical knowledge as alfie's army

take her to dinner, it is saturday night, don't be a fag

choon alert
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aaagggghhhh....

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I don't like the monarchy

spaz

>tfw this meme was literally created by an underage indian

2mb reality in 'tralia now?

alri jez

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found out the friction burn on my arm is second degree and will leave a lasting scar. what cool story can i make up to tell people about it?

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That’s an offensive sign in Ireland

wish i lived in a magical place lads

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he wasnt 60 he was younger.

>it's the parent's decision.

not when they arent in alfie's best interests, taking him on a 4 hour plane journey and using any means necessary to extend his life which will only get worse and he has no chance of having any quality of life

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why do you think the child belongs to the parents, I mean, in a simple sense he is their child, their responsibility in a normal situation, to raise, love, educate and care for, but why do they still get complete ownership of him in this scenario, they're thick as shit, and at best, stricken with so much grief that they cannot think rationally, at worst, dragging it on because they get lots of attention and money, you're under the assumption that parents are incapable of wrongdoing or evil, in an extreme scenario if a parent was horrifically abusing a child would you not step in and stop it? Or are you such a fucking ultra-libertarian twat that you think the child is basically their property to do with as they wish. Now I'm not saying this kid's parents are abusing him, but they don't know what's best for him, and in their grief they're dragging it on senselessly, he will die regardless and letting it get worse and worse for their own self gratification, for their needs, it's utterly selfish and irresponsible, and whatever goodwill they had has been fucking burned away with abusing hospital staff, doctors, and encouraging their supporters to do the same

why can't you?

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Vous-alléz, jivvyjag.

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why?

We live in a society where everyone a device in their pocket that can be used to access wealths of information yet we're all slower and stupider than ever before.

wtf how is the korean war over

sneed's chuck and sneed

hop in city slicker

*chuckles to myself out loud*
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*presses enter*
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*roars with laughter*
*press enter again*
*types out "bet quiet"*
*ticks the captcha box*
*presses post*
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Shit. Is that what I think it is???

would honestly love to see you try, I won't stop you
why am I not allowed to mock some boring narcissistic twat who spams his grim fucking face all the time, it's like spamming a prolapsed arsehole, I'm guessing you're cokemong anyway, yeah you've got a nice big cock but it's not much good when you need to take a fuck tonne of viagra to get it up is it? you snot and blood covered little scrote

because people who use their mobile devices to learn are ostracised because ignorance has become cool again. if you have any other app besides snapchat, fb or ig on your phone nowadays prepare to get looks