Tfw catfished by Australian man claiming to be a woman

>Tfw catfished by Australian man claiming to be a woman

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Big if true

hehe

Cunt

You're gay now, bru.

>wake up
>australia still exists

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No no, it was a catfish on Skype. We didn't have sex.

Bruced again how does it feel
I live in South East Queensland so every weekend I catfish 5-10 kiwi tradies
If I'm lazy i don't show up and watch where we were goning to meet in a car until they give up. One time i dressed in full drag with tight shorts which i cut open and dangled by balls out of and ran after him asking if i could eat out his kiwi fruits.

Kek
Fucking kek

>tfw no austalian friend to go explore his fucking neato country with.
Seriously, you cunts have the coolest shit but you all live in boring cities on the east coast.

pls come to adelaide

I want to go to Australia more than anything but I have nowhere near the money nor time.

fair enough, you can't really turn up and look around or you'd be done in a couple of days. I can't really think of anything that wouldn't cost a shitload.

Once I have a stable enough life, I'm going to explore the fuck out of rural straya

yeah That would definitely be worth it. I live in a city which sin't to big and right near a whole bunch of towns so just take it for granted.
A lot of its just dry farmland but theres so seriously cool shit in nature as well and the East Coast isn't desert or anything.

I mean a lot of the US is just cities or farmland but we have a lot of cool stuff, but I feel like a lot of your nature is more unique or more primeval than ours. I might have watched too much Bush Tucker Man though. Les Hiddens is a fucking legend.

Yeah its pretty cool stuff pretty close together. I went to the Bunya mountains when it was foggy and the were pretty fucking incredible. Theres also stuff like Fraser Island and stuff on the great dividing range.

>SEQLD
4165 cunt

BRUCED

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Tbar lads

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I thought Aussie shitposting was dead

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>pretending

It's 2018. You can't "pretend" to be a woman. If she says she's a woman, then she's a woman. End of discussion.

why are the sides of the hat not attached to the top of the hat