/ausnz/

A lazy thread for lazybones.

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Cute thread. I'm laying in bed naked and it's warm.

Whats for dinner guys?
Dunno what I'm having even though it a bit late...

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me neither i should get up and make something but im too comfy

Me too...
I'm dreading getting outta bed to cook something but I'm getting a little hungry.
NEED a personal chef.

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>NEED a personal chef.
You rang?

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i think ill just heat up some leftover sausages and boil some pasta
personal chef would be great

My friend cooked me dinner, that's basically a personal chef right?

Reminder that I'm a cutie c:

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MY HERO
Cook me something please!
Surprise me!
>ill just heat up some leftover sausages and boil some pasta
That doesn't sound too bad.
Actually it sounds quite nice and easy.
Mmmm.. some pasta always goes down a treat...
More or less.
What did they cook ya?

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>87KB
please delete this image
right now

ok ok
Chicken and Chorizo casserole coming right up!

IM TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANY LONGER

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>Reminder that I'm a cutie c:
Oh thanks for that.
I almost forgot.

Almost.
>Chicken and Chorizo casserole coming right up!
Fuck....
Now I really have to get up and cook... that just made me so much more hungrier.
AAAHHHHHHHHH

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Who needs a girlfriend when you could just buy a copy of Skyrim VR?

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How many girls have you asked to be your girlfriend this year buddy?

39

>"You'll meet girls at uni, user!" :)
I actually believed this lol

Well.. then you yourself is the problem...
Sorry, you're not getting a gf.

Ever.

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well

at least i don't watch anime haha

>at least i don't watch anime haha
no wonder you don't have a gf
girls who watch anime have absolutely zero standards, perfect for you

Well if an anime watching social retard like me can get a gf then you must be really something special.

Maybe you should start.

Hello
CUTEschurch

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i thought that too until i saw a /b/ janitor who shoves eggs up his anus get a wife

wow i didn't think weebs would get this angry so fast

>would get this angry so fast
I'm afraid I'll have to diagnose you with extreme autism.

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Yes hello.
Are you applying for the chef position?
Hmmm...
It takes all sorts to make a world I guess.

Why would some stick eggs up the bum though?
You're making me platinum mad.
NEVER insult anime EVER again.

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Maybe you should try finding a girl you really get along with, instead of whatever chick comes along

You'll be happier in the long run

Chicken, chips and salad because I just can't be bothered...

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Pasta desu
No
Happy to be of help

You're cute too!!

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What kinda chicken?

>sample
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP THIS

she's so pretty...

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Thanks
I know I am

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i actually have no idea, i can ask him if you want but i think it was because he was told to, ive got the video too but you probably dont want to see it

>What kinda chicken?
Just some cheap drums that were on special.
Got an apricot glaze.

I actually thought they were nibbles when I got them but drums will do too.
Isn't she just?
Yeah...
Maybe another day, when I'm not getting ready for dinner.

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I wish I had the baseline level of self-care ability that two separately cooked items and prepared vegetables were the lazy option

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>Just some cheap drums that were on special.
Oh, you actually buy that shit?
Now I know why those exist, but even when I'm super lazy I don't buy anything pre-marinaded.

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Development economics is a branch of economics which deals with economic aspects of the development process in low income countries. Its focus is not only on methods of promoting economic development, economic growth and structural change but also on improving the potential for the mass of the population, for example, through health, education and workplace conditions (Eatwell et al., 1984). The theory and patterns of economic development and growth is one of the more controversial yet important branches of economics, primarily due to its immense policy and humanitarian implications (Ravallion, 1997); finding the key to alleviating poverty in undeveloped countries is one of the most pressing issues of our time (Ferreira & Ravallion, 2008). Many economic models have been derived to attempt to explain the different historical patterns of economic growth that have varied between countries, this paper attempts to explain the “economic miracle” that occurred in Meiji and post-war Japan by applying these different models of economic growth to Japans recent economic history to gain insights into the validity of these models. The models in question being evaluated are the Lewis Dual-sector model of economic development that explains the growth of a developing economy in terms of a labour transition between two sectors, the capitalist sector and the subsistence sector (Lewis, 1954) as well as the Solow model which attempts to explain long-run economic growth by looking at capital accumulation, labour or population growth, and increases in productivity (Solow, 1956).

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Most predictively accurate models in development economics boil down to "Wh*Tey did it"

Well I just chuck the chicken in the oven, the chips in the fryer when the chickens done and I already have a salad made up that I stole from my dads missus.

I'm basically just sitting on my bum waiting for it.
Oh lah de da.
I would have thought a Jew like you would be all over them, but I guess they aren't up to your standards.
Shut it nerd.

Is this your writing is it?

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I don't think neo-marxist dependency theory is very widely accepted by development economists, certainly not by the mainstream economic development organisations considering dependency theory contends that the IMF etc are run by modern-day colonialists trying to rob black people.

>Is this your writing is it?
m-maybe
I'm still procrastinating on this damn report

Friendly reminder: if you'll have a gf, she will cheat you with your best friend.

Oh sorry, I missed you...
>Pasta desu
Was it nice?
What sort of pasta dish was it?
>I'm still procrastinating on this damn report
Whens the thing due?

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>Whens the thing due?
Monday

Can't cheat on me with my best friend if I have no friends.

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I have awoken

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She can cheat with an unfamiliar man.

*puts you to sleep*
*permanently*

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Thanks

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Hmm...
You'll smash it out, you always do.
Just don't dick around TOO much.
Prefect defence.
Very smart.
Good morning buddy.
Sleep well?

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Good mourning, user:3

/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol

i slept VERY well
and how are you doing?

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Yeah it was nice
Morning cutieeeee

*steals the germ*

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>dependency theory contends that the IMF etc are run by modern-day colonialists trying to rob black people
Are they even slightly wrong?

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I saw dreams where I collecting little humans in forests of Finland.

Classic Singa.
Haven't talked to that joker in a while.
I wonder how the Army offices are treating him...

It's pretty hard to take neo-marxist thought seriously when it's basically all based on Labor theory of value which contends the capitalist adds no value to industry.
If you take that assumption as true you can get some pretty wacky conclusions.

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w-where are you taking me mister?

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hes probably dead by now

>I wonder how the Army offices are treating him...

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*puts you next to westy and chch and conway*
my power
grows

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I'm not sitting in the corner until you give me my (you)!

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Does the weekend count as business days for shipping?

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in euro no
Business days are monday-Friday

He always said he hated Singaporean guys so I doubt that, but who knows...
He's always full of surprises.
I'm not too sure on Saturday, although I don't see why it shouldn't be counted...

hm, that's fair
I guess my package won't come on monday then which is good because I'll be out

Whatcha getting?
Drugs?
Dildos?

Those are the only two things I could that you'd be getting...

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Thank you master

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My chair

probably drugs inside a dildo lul

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Ohhhh...
Of course, silly me.

I forgot about that.

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Why is your real estate so expensive?

I'm not a bloody druggo

Chinks, regulations and selfish babyboomers who should all be executed for mass inter-generational theft.

>looks at /ausnz/: Almost every post with anime
>looks at /deutsch/: not a single anime pic in current thread
why are you guys so based?

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I'm rly rly sleepy now, think my friend would mind if I just stole his bed?

I thought that too desu

na, dann wissen wa wa zu tun ist

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Were there baby boomers in /ausnz/ lol?

Just had a nice shower, now I'm sitting at my computer bored with wet hair

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What do you mean?
I would hope not, I hate them so fucking much.

hey cutie

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I mean was there a demographic explosion in /ausnz/ in those days?

ask someone if he could blow you

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down to the wire

Don't look so smug baka
as if I'd let anyone anywhere near my hair with a hairdryer
you know it

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>think my friend would mind if I just stole his bed?
YES!
HE WOULD MIND
NEVER STEAL A BED!

oh wait we he was talking about oral sex

I get it know

We have lots of babyboomers yes
far too many, probably more than most western countries
I say kill them all and take their houses

I'm not smug
and don't call me a baka
baka

>all these bakas ITT

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>I'm not smug
You posted a very smug Kumiko
>don't call me a baka
b a k a

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I like it when you hit me

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Well too bad I'm STEALING IT
He was? I didn't get it because I'm not a pervert!
I-im not a baka right?

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you need the capitalist to convert the use value of wage labour into surplus value in the first place

good idea

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I've now finished eating my dinner.
I'm full and satisfied.

It's only expensive in the city
My current place wasn't worth much more than the median US price for a home