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holy whiskers you go sisters
>£14/mo for 1GB data
haha what the fuck
why would anyone ever use EE
>gets told
>resorts to being a pedantic, tedious retard
dave
EE has the fastest speeds and best coverage
for me, it's £15p/m for 5GB
>can't afford 14 pounds a month
execute the poor
are there seriously people out there that aren't on Giffgaff in 2018?
i pay 4.75 for 3GB
big cocks
>2018
>music peaked
I pay £14 a month for 12gb of data
incels CANNOT win
suicide is literally the only option for them
7 quid for 6gb
what a wild decade this has been. Truly the 1930s of this century
anyone else think donald trump is based
Poo bum nigger
EE payg is god tier
the boosts mean im getting 3gb a month for £10
holy calamity
scream insanity
all you ever gonna be is another great fan of me
break
is it ok to do mandy then do it again like a week later but then not touch it for ages
won't be bad for you right?
drank the fizzy lifting drink and i got lifted
can't wait to enjoy that speed and coverage by watching half a youtube video
I'll be in Newcastle next week
stupid prozzy bitch thinking shes above incels
bought a new motor
nobody cares
I pay £12 for 6gb on virgin mobile which uses EE's network
dog shit is above incels
>prozzy bitch
it's a man, user
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this made my day
hey skitzo u at it large today huh
*phones lisicki*
uh huh, yeah, yep, uh huh, okay....
*hangs up*
yeah bossman says it's cool
Dont get why the tories are so obsessed with making life shit.
Labour too but labour is more like eating junk food and feeling bad afterwards. Tories are like beingbdenied food and being told to enjoy it
So they didn't have a name? Or did they? Why did you say that?
fairly certain there won't be any guys there it's just her girl friends
i'll be here all day
Gonna bash some paki tranny as soon as he steps foot onto my turf
same haha
virgins are socially below whores
fuck off cunt
insightful political commentary
why are u typing like a poor person?
>in the court of the crimson... KIIIIIINNNNNGGG
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any die antwoord man in? best thing to come out of south africa since apartheid
you are by far one of the worst if not the worst poster here
How can you know your rich life is great if you can't compare it to thousands of decrepit poor wasting human beings around you that are suffering?
bit disappointed its not a brian eno cover
dave's on the ropes again lads
he's not even crimson you mongo
*7 new bf applications drop into my inbox
need a lib dem government desu
stay providing entertainment for me, random freak
Need to get a haircut every month. Ah yes. Its like a monthly bill now
if you want a better SIM deal just phone up your provider's Indian call centre and say you're going to cancel and move to [other provider's] better SIM deal and the Indian on the other end will happily, HAPPILY give you a better or equal deal so that you don't switch over
do this every year personally tbqh
Time for the daily dose of Mompov, GDP and ATKgfs
1. lowest unemployment rate in 45 years
2. deficit cut by one third since 2010
3. reformed education system
4. gave us a vote on the EU finally after 40 years
5. followed through on the vote
6. hasn't invaded a country unlike Blair
7. immigration targets and stuck with them throughout
And don't give me some grug response about shitty blackpill nonsense. You're just mad britain isn't run by a grand holy coalition of UKIP/BNP/NF/BUF with Mosely speeches treated as scripture.
t. David Lloyd George
Why so hostile?
Imagine spending hours and hours of a beautiful Saturday morning arguing on a Laotian Tapestry Agora about a fucking name. Christ go outside.
Tfw my parents suspected that i had aspergers growing up but never got it evaluated
Tfw they mentioned it to me in passing as an adult, i looked up aspergers and i tick(ed) most of the boxes.
Feels a bit weird
want a motorbike to be honest
>beautiful Saturday morning
It's fucking grim and shit outside because I live in Britain
sue
prefer not to say
nice and sunny where I am teehe
a man with above average graphic design skills, apparently
my perfunctory search hasn't turned up whether she takes it in the bum, though.
*says*
the Lib dem/Tory coalition was actually pretty fucking good
the conservatives will be in power until 2032 screenshot this post
lad, loads of people smash MD weekly
sure the comedowns are pretty brutal, but you'll be fine, and doing it just once you're barely going to feel anything.
also
honestly lad, I'm telling you this not to get you paranoid but make you think.
right, she's doing MD, she will find a Chad there who's also on MD and will be charming because of their state of minds. Sure she won't go home with him tonight but if she's attractive, she will get hit on and she will think these guys are attractive for it.
Now if you go, this won't happen, and she'll see you in a different light and your chances of gfing her go up immensely.
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
dont care
epic rap battles of history presents:
alfie evans vs a fucking foetus
that's because you're a dumb grug too stupid to understand lmao
>unemployment
Ahh yes deliveroo zero comtractors how brilliant
>deficit
After 8 years, before which the deficit was pretty much the same
>education
Implicating that academisation is good
>eu
That backfired and has put them in a policy deadlock
>invaded a country
Libya?
>stuck to immigration targets
Ah yes 300,000 = 10s of thousands
on the train to the big smoke lads
lol give them a breggsit refererndumb
What really concerns me the most about this Alfie Evan's case is the fact that when they switched off the life support machine, the couple were still not allowed to take him home.
Another thing that bothers me is how the parents had to represent themselves in Court, and since they are of a poor socioeconomic background, and most likely poorly educated, they were unable to woo the Judge over.
Which makes me wonder, why is there no longer any legal aid? Oh right, it's because of the Coalition government cutting it back in 2010.
This is seriously concerning, because abolition of legal aid for whole categories of cases is a direct assault on the essential notion that one law covers us all.
Finally, we have seem to come from having a justice system that protects the weak against the strong, to having a justice system that abandons the weak. Like what happened with Alfie Evans
love how conservatives are obsessed with the welfare of children until the mother sharts them out and then they're just disposable toildrones for the rest of their life
How does MDMA feel in the club?
First they sell Wembley, what's next Big Ben?
>it's just 4 minutes of backbeat
fuck off cunt
I quite simply do not give a single heck you trog
here
The sanctity of life stops once youre actually alive
shit
don't do mandy in awful commercial clubs playing pop music
should only be done in a rave with proper DJs
this is a vietlad post
All lawyers should be abolished. Everyone should have to represent themselves in court.
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imagine living in new york in the early 90s lads. literally the perfect time and place if there ever was one
Well done for BTFO of that strawman.
damn.... when u put it like dat
>Ahh yes deliveroo zero comtractors how brilliant
75% of all new jobs are full time. Imagine falling for the zero hour meme
>After 8 years, before which the deficit was pretty much the same
desperate attempt at damage control ignoring real term spending
>Implicating that academisation is good
Better than the Level 1 foundation degree in Urban Dance and Photography we had by the late 00s
>That backfired and has put them in a policy deadlock
The government has agreed we are leaving, and have been in agreement for 2 years now
>Libya?
No-fly zones is not an invasion
>Ah yes 300,000 = 10s of thousands
the majority being EU migrants, which are falling fast. It hasn't been 300,000 for 3 years now, update your blackpill memes. Its down to 220k
Cannot fathom that social anxiety is only present in a minority of people and the vast majority of the population are normal and feel great outside
depends on the person lmao
if you're a deano you'll have a good time but drunk people will appear extremely shitty and could even trip you out if you're starting on your comedown.
would much rather save it for dnb events as everyone will be on MD and it'll be a more relaxing experience.
nice towers, shame if something happened to them
spotted the based black man
*imagines living in London in the early 90s instead*
heh nothing personal kid
BASED
BLACK
MAN