/brit/

Well he's probably spoke to her more you tit.

You also might not be as good looking as you think, so fuck you, you massive nigger

would love to be a slag
just coasting through life shagging everyone

would heem any tory itt

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Bizarre that you'd think this

just be gay then

GIRDIRZ

eu law supercedes national law

we almost couldn't
there had to be an entire political party created, that campaigned for years, just to force the referendum

Tabloid journalism is a blight to our society

what does the eu have to do with council social care? why do you constantly bring it up or some tangental politcal topic? could you go to a job interview without bringing up the european union or some absurd shite? i will admit getting coked up and mocking you has become far too regular an occurence for me. i just find you fascinating you don't have the normal mental abilities of a normal person yet are so self assured.

want to leave the UK lads.

everything seems so cynical and wrong here. it doesn't seem like life ever gets better here, but instead it all just feels sort of stagnant and like it doesn't matter who the government is they will always do things that will make life a little bit less livable.

do you think its the same in places like denmark or holland?

imagine thinking those headlines were clever and funny

They fookin killed are Alfie
they fookin kill 'im.
It was the torehs again. I told ya they was tryna kill da werkin class off
Alfies Army will live on, like.
Did Ngubu score for Norf f.c last night?

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not the same

lol did you send a req and get rejected?

I unironically enjoy them, get a sense of humour will you

Just made some flag waving racist kiss my boot.

that's more to do with internal politicking.

to actually hold the referendum we just, held a referendum and sent the EU a letter. do you se the difference?

by contrast scotland has to get permission to hold such a referendum from westminster.
voluntarily.

...

mdma bomb?

hahaha
you're either a teenager or a little asian fella
either way, you'd last less than a second against 90% of /brit/

grass is always greener lad. England is generally shite unless you're wealthy though.

>wh*Toid tells me to check my white privilege
>tell her I'm a Turk and she should suck my dick
>she drops to her knees and unzips my dick because wh*Toids must pay reparations

How do you pronounce poor then lads?

I pronounce it pooawr

I'm geordie though

Shit meme, shit meme use. It's the Yanks who are acting like this.

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yeah I have one, that's why I think they're shit you fucking brainlet mong

your all trannys ,neets and drug addicts my fucking dog would heem you

I pronounce it 'poor'.

I thought borders and personal property was stupid?!?

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i just feel like in places like dnemark and holland, they genuinely look after themselves.

there isn't like people trying to constantly fuck over a different portion of society. they try to make a society that compromises and makes decisions together and try to always strive for a better life.

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on the train to London with a gram of weed and a half of Charlie in my bag

poar like oar (thing for rowing boats)

The UK is a veritable shithole, I cannot wait to leave it

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why are you carrying weed in London you idiot

weed is easy to smell

fucking idiot

I do this on purpose so cute PCSO come in to my room and wake me up.

They were posting the full names and addresses of the nurses and doctors, wasn't anything to do with 'complaints'. Yanks are being unusually dumb on this one.

the state

You have to find what problems you can live with and what problems you can't live with. Everywhere has positives and negatives.

What the hell is this gunk in my eye?

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what if there are sniffer dogs at the station lad?

london smells like shit anyway

mdma bomb?

RIP LITTLE ALFIE

IT WAS THEM TORRIES WOT KILLED HIM, ME MATE DEZZA SAYS SO

>weed is easy to smell
kek 190 snorts weed, what a mongoloid

Its called sleep you little bender

>held a referendum and sent the EU a letter
and they sent us a bill for having the nerve to leave the eu
imagine cancelling your membership of a club, for which you have paid insane rates for membership, and being told you can't leave the clubhouse until you pay a gigantic sum to cancel your membership
you have to abide by the rules of the club, (an agreement that someone else signed on your behalf), until you pay for the privilege of leaving
not really a club, that
more of a scam

Why the fuck did she feel the need to go inside past the door way?
Unacceptable behaviour.

semen

listen to yourself you scared little virgin freak
police don't care about weed, I'll be strolling around the west end smoking a spliff without a care in the world later

is this a new giggs song?

Fuck off you are by far the most tedious and obnoxious poster and you stick out like a sore thumb

>suffocating a kid to death

wtf I hate doctors now

oo you're hard

It keeps happening during the day

niraalpina.com/leisure-activities/winter-activities/

I'm thinking of going here for my ski holiday. Do you rate?

>imagine cancelling your membership of a club, for which you have paid insane rates for membership, and being told you can't leave the clubhouse until you pay a gigantic sum to cancel your membership
Actually that is.. fairly standard with, for example, gyms and other such clubs.

proxy off Dave

Plug Alfie back in

good post

have they tried turning alfie on and off??

fuck off cunt

Lol!!!

*Swaggers into /brit/ with an unbuttoned shirt*
Alri lads. Any song requests?

More like you know the population is morally degenerated when parents of a terminally ill child parade him around for their own egos sake and want to drag his hellish existence out as long as possible for their own gain, instead of letting him pass with dignity and without fanfare.

He's not a machine you little fuck face, he was a poor little kid, RIP Alfie

there won't be

had a wonderful dream I was getting sucked off by a stunning bird who loved me
hate living so much

what are the problems in germany.

here we get paid less every year, here you can never afford to buy a home, but renting a home is a mug's game because the landlords hold more of the cards.

here things keeep getting more and more expensive, the state gets more intrusive.here you can lose your entire life savings if you get dementia because there is no safety net over a certain level of income.

here you get taxed a lot but get not much in return. we get privatisation but equally or more inefficient service.

mdma bomb?
>what are ziplock bags?
This. We should not pay a penny based on the fact some member states of the EU want the transition to be as rough a possible.
If we have another vote and vote to remain (very un-democratic) we will look like a complete joke as a people.

What's Alfie dying from btw???

the alfie affair is a cover for the paki rape gangs scandals

Just back from London, place was swarming with sniffer dogs for some reason. Thousands of them, one on each street.

Cooked an entire full breakfast for the gf and I, and her contribution to the effort was to:
1. Burn the fried bread because she walked off while it was in the pan to do makeup
2. Complain that she doesn't like grilled tomatoes
3. Remind me that I have to do all the dishes for this because it's my turn
lovely, just love women

reel around the fountain please lad

>b-but trump is the reason the koreas are talking together reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>you little fuck face

dunno why but that made me laugh
gonna use it more often

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EU shills are tedious creatures
glad that my kids won't have to deal with them when they grow up after the brexit issue has been resolved and dealt with by then

people who say we should rejoin the EU in the 2030s and 2040s will be as rare as the people who say we should adopt the Euro now.

Obviously.

>and they sent us a bill for having the nerve to leave the eu
which we don't have to pay you dope. we only want to pay it because we want to continue some sort of relationship with them.

also i can perfect imagine your example of a club doing that.

>mate i signed you up for a gym membership
>no thanks, bit of a waste of money, i have gym equipment at home
>no problem pal, you just have to attend once a month for the next 18 months and pay 8 billion quid
>why did you sign me up to this?
>you get a discount on gym equipment innit

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Should beat her and then rape her lad, teach her a lesson

what went wrong with graham linehan?

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Mitochondrial disease, something like Charlie Gards but it's extremely rare so theres no official diagnosis, basically 70% of his brain was basically mash potato before he died

still ill

has no brain like his parents.