/brit/ autism edition

I spent time watching 6/10 epsiodes of a show in raw japanese because I thought there are no subs. Now I randomly google the name and it is apparently a popular show , subbed in English , available on Netflix too

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Made the full transition to Internet Explorer 11 and I shan't be going back

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Would you like some soothing music, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=SXfSXi8TT0w

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watch has returned to england. Awaiting my transfer of 600 pounds sterling. Chop chop now lads

How much time should you leave between breakfast and lunch?

Day or two

creg

pengest sweets?

in descending order
holly lane caramel shortcake slices from aldi
salted caramel filled ring donuts from lidl
turkish dleigh without the chocolate
roses chocolates roses
raspberry mini rolls
oreos/custard creams

grow up

don't know how anyone can use a browser without fire gestures
as far as i know, that's only firefox

pigl rig

grahm

I only have brunch

breakfast at 9:30
lunch at 1:30
dinner at 6:30

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severely autistic, cant go outside, cant eat solid food because of the texture or touch cotton

yougov did a survey on normies

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>eating sweets as an adult

Fire gestures? I moved from Firefox

more of a cherry drops man (read:fruit) myself

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Wtf is wrong with you mongs. A new should only be started at the 300 post mark.

Absolute STATE of this general tbqhwy

what about second breakfast?

HATE niggers just fucking HATE them
they are just such fucking weird unhuman like creatures and they are all low IQ mongs who need fucking culling for the good of humanity
if you don't agree with me then you're most likely a fucking nigger

they're not really sweets as such. more cakes , choolates and donuts.

it's not like a listed haribos and bubblegum.

By not-ordinary people do they mean highly intelligent people?

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wtf i like normies and hate abnormies now

It wasn't funny in the last thread so he reposts it again in the new. Why are Aussies so fucking pathetic?

>eating sugary sweet food
>eating unnecessary carbs

sort yourself out lad

I am Black British, earn £40,000 a year, love Britain and it's culture, never claimed benefits, never commited a crime, why do you hate me?

>Breakfast at 630p

Fucking Northerners I swear to Christ

stop mindlessly consuming US culture you subhuman cretin

they mean people who, when asked, describe themselves as not-ordinary

dave

*adds compulsory liars to the list*

I'D RATHER BE A DAVE THAN A NIGGER

LAHG

baffling

are you a dave poster or a not-dave poster?
what's you're favourite tv programme?

because you're a NIGGER

el nueva terror de la 21st centuria....

>tfw fit more in with the non-ordinary boomer category

also the ordinary category is exceedingly grim
>i'm a celebrity
>ant & dec
>emmerdal
>benidorm
>gogglebox

the absolute state

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stop saying that word

how can i hate women? my mum's one

Shit, I mean dinner

so much wrong with this post

you hold down the rmb and move the cursor in a series of directions to do a command
eg. left, then down, to scroll to bottom of a page
or left, then right, for a new tab
it does the command when you let go of the rmb
with a bit of practice, browsing is really quick and easy, so much so that browsing without it is really frustrating for me now

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dave has lost the plot and is currently tearing out the pages as we speak

you really feel alienated from the masses when you realise the vast majority of this country is normoids and deanos with the intellectual depth of a puddle

easy on the pies love

Lads do the test & post results.

fatefulday.eu/

>eating a treat every so often is a bad thing

autism. i have a very healthy diet, but every so often (maybe once a week) i'll have something nice and sweet, (which i usually make concessions for - eg i won't eat rice or bread on that day in exchange for something sweet)

the point of dieting is not to be constantly perfect, but to tend to perfection.

SSDD

Northerners say tea, not dinner, you fucking stupid fat nigger.

the term nigger originated in the UK and the yanks stole it you uneducated cretinous child

t.western sydney

doing an ASMR watch

>you really feel alienated from the masses when you realise the vast majority of this country is normoids and deanos with the intellectual depth of a puddle

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how do homeless people not burn up during the day wearing all their layers and jackets?

Do brits always talk about Americans?

fat fucking shit
you and your ilk should be fucking burn for energy

0'th degree (Normie): Facebook
1'th degree (Pseudonormie): Twitter
2'th degree (Abnormie): Reddit
3'th degree (Freak): 4channel

Thoughts? x

Darts at midnight

would rather be a 'dora than a normie tbqh

gf left me after i said i was scared of god

>should be fucking burn
TRULY greater than the people the hate lads

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I'm not talking about the UK North, you dumb fucking nigger. I'm talking about the North American North.

Would fucking deck you irl

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lakemba represent

but what if i use all of these?

it's fucking true m8 try going outside for once in your life
the average person you speak to in the street sounds like they have brain damage

>would rather be a 'dora than a normie tbqh

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seems about right, but a bit simplistic
there are 4'th and 5'th degrees, maybe even going down to a 13'th degree of how freakish you can get
Jow Forums is barely scratching the surface

Gonna forcibly push his shit in.

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On twitch or youtube?

bint at work has been going on about her sick dog for weeks. thankfully i think the little cunt is being put down today so i won't have to hear about it again phew.

>arrogant
Everyone else is the problem right m8?

>aye, pint of lager pal. cheers.

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wrong.

ultranormie: instagram
normie: fb/twitter(depends on what you use twitter for i suppose)
sub-normie: reddit
abnormie: Jow Forums (mainstream boards)
freak: Jow Forums (non-mainstream boards), darknet and other 'chans.

Link me brej

lads

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Need to reform the penal system

Gays should be thrown off buildings

Apostates should be stoned to death

Blasphemy should carry a penalty of being caned 100 Times

Stealing should amputate your hands

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they have it on twitch too now? Very... very interesting
*lifts one hand from my crotch area to manipulate the mouse*