/brit/

try 2030

things southerners say:
>brain fog

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>consider myself working class and northern
>because my dad gave me a £15 grand when I was ~13, this means that I am not working class, despite us still living in a council house on a council estate, and my dad popping down to the offy every friday to buy a few cans of tramp juice
>because manchester is south of middlesbrough. I am not a northerner

you know, at times I just think that /brit/ is full of shit

Jamie Oliver is one of the few tv chefs who can cook decent italian dishes. I like him

spacker argument
thats like saying ''of course you can criticise the communist party, it just means that you'll get shot as a result''

about time I updated my 16.04 ubuntu install to 18.04

Both are old people music, it’s actually embarrassing someone from this generation listens to either.

manchester is the epicentre of the northern powerhouse

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deano street

your typical leftoid in mcdonalds:

youtube.com/watch?v=9xJ95bt_0CE

>tfw parents are from working class backgrounds but found success and I went to private school, meaning that my entire extended family except me is working class and I'm some middle class ponce

things poortherners say
>it were thatcher that done it fer us gaz

cope

>being a pill head when you are shy instead of manning the fuck up
Runt choice.

his head hit the mat

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long term xanax use is unsustainable, and tremendously dangerous, worse than booze. it left me psychotic.

ah yes using a specific combination of symbols should let the government lock you in a small room for a specific period of time
truly the definition of "freedom"

me on the top floor of the britons protection scarfing my rice and three

Can't even bring myself to watch this

I bypassed the character development!

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>Chris Brown

Can't think of anything worse

britoids are servile creatures. literally serfs begging for scraps from their master's tables.

got banged up for inserting certain my molecules into the wrong molecule-vacuum

We're a fucking disgrace

Chris Black

Humans are not supposed to eat plant or meat. Humans are fruit eaters

Is seeing a girl six times in the first month of "seeing each other" a bit much?

Belaja armija, chiornyj baron
Snova gotoviat nam tsarskij tron,
No ot tajgi do britanskikh morej
Krasnaja Armija vsekh silnej.

Tak pust' že Krasnaja
Sžimaet vlastno
Svoj štyk mozolistoj rukoj,
I vse dolžny my
Neuderžimo
Idti v poslednij smertnyj boj!

Krasnaja Armija, marš marš vperiod!
Rev-voen-sovet nas v boj zoviot.
Ved ot tajgi da britanskikh morej
Krasnaja Armija vsekh silnej!

Tak pust' že Krasnaja
Sžimaet vlastno
Svoj štyk mozolistoj rukoj,
I vse dolžny my
Neuderžimo
Idti v poslednij smertnyj boj!

My razduvaem požar mirovoj,
Tserkvi i tiurmy sravniaem s zemlioj.
Ved ot tajgi da britanskikh morej
Krasnaja Armija vsekh silnej!

Tak pust' že Krasnaja
Sžimaet vlastno
Svoj štyk mozolistoj rukoj,
I vse dolžny my
Neuderžimo
Idti v poslednij smertnyj boj!

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>implying being a druggie is worse than only being an alcoholic.

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no

if anything it's not enough

hate 'successful' people who do poncey thicko things like send their kids to private schools.

Next trog who talks about british culture is getting swung on

manhattanchester

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any kosova zora svice man in

GRUG WANT TO "NEGRUG" BUT CHIEF GOGRIG HIT ME WITH STICK FOR SAYING IT

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Mohd. Chris

Chris Black

What am I looking at?

elaborate
how long, what dosages, etc

:D

He's not wrong.

if you don't spend an entire week in bed with each other the relationship is doomed from the start

Just had a steak pie in a roll lads.

yes he is
be quiet

Just expelled a very smelly fart which indicates a shit is coming on

thatcher is just an excuse for northern monkeys to remain like subhumans

J U S T
U
S
T

Bought the girl at work an a £1000 hand bag. She thanked me and said that her boyfriend never does these things for her. Like putty in my hands.

just had a single organic vegan olive wrapped in a spring kale leaf

ah yes

the famous "northern culture"

excellent

Staged

cokemongs brain is fried he doesn't use punctuation

Would you bang?

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I hate you. I'd probably start a fight with you if you said that to my face, in real life. I'd have my friends backing me too.

have to do a numerical and verbal test for my job application lads

then a personality questionnaire

that will be £5.20

t. pret a monger

the gf is 16

are you my gf

blew two loads up it, felt unreal

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You think you have the right to libel people? No one is stopping you from actually saying what you please, but you should accept the consequences of that.

the awkward silence makes it

good lad

>Sending your kids to private school if you can afford it
>A "thicko" thing to do

lmao this fucking guy
can see the chip on your shoulder from here

gonna send my kids to private school to segregate them from working class scum

your commitment to this gimmick is inspirational

You can be locked in a cage for emitting the "wrong" sounds out of your mouth, mental

>found a drug that powers me through studying
>side effects are dire

Fuck sakes

French ambassador storms out of EU meeting after being told to speak English

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What is wrong with yanks. The child was terminally ill. TERMINALLY

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I remember making something like this when I was 17. Feels better than the real thing.

the left pod intellectuals ladies and gentleman
guess i have freedom of rape too then

>working class
ah yes all those 50+ year olds at school these days?

Can say what you want and claim it was an "Art" performance to get away with it

Most povvos are too thick to think this tho

ah the famous FAG-POO comedown

it is to be honest.

most private schools aren't the real private schools that actual tarqs go to, but instead just phoney ones that feed into aspirant middle class people's delusions of grandeur.

why pay for that shite when you could just go to a grammar school like a smart person and teach your kid the syllabus yourself because you're not so thick that you personally couldn't smash GCSEs.

>just had a single organic vegan olive wrapped in a spring kale leaf

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have noticed that a lot of youtubers seem quite friendly and funny in their videos but come across as dickheads on twitter or in youtube comments

wonder if it's the same for /brit/. maybe the more cuntish posters here are much more likeable when you can see their face and see them speak

someone redpill me on this alfie thing

I wish I could take benzos perpetually. Life might be worth living.

why are right wing yanks so obsessed with a braindead (literally) child

>>found a drug that powers me through studying

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hes completely wrong
his definition of freedom of speech is that a person has the ability to say what he wants

are you retarded? All that spice frying your brain smithy?

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i'm an arsehole in general mate, just ingrained into my personality

LOL

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can't enjoy Pelagea ASMR because I just end up wanking to her

>strawmanning cos he knows he's wrong
Hah, too easy lad. You have no argument do you?

>his definition of freedom of speech is that a person has the ability to say what he wants
That's not what is being disputed and I reckon you know that.

I could be xx