Oh my god duuuuuude!!!!!

>oh my god duuuuuude!!!!!
>are you fucking serious right naaaw!?
>this is freaking INsane!!
>are u fucking kinding me????
>actuallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
>literally
>jezuz christ!!!
>are you KINDING me!??
>what the heck!!!!!
>hoooooly crap!!!!

The state of the english """language""", i'm tired to speak this mulatto language everyday when i'm on the internet
Someone explain me why this shitty language is still spoken around the world instead of another european language like spanish or french. I really hope that mexicans will invade america and colonize them with their language

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Now that the UK is leaving the EU, French should become the lingua franca on the continent.

>French ambassador storms out of EU meeting after being told to speak English
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>sure
>sane

>measure
>meagre

>fundamentally
>future

etc. etc.

none of those sound the same though

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What?

That's the point. Your pronounciation rules don't make any sense.
"Shur" and "Seyn" in the case of sure and sane for example.

Fuck america

Let's talk about oral beauty of this language


"it, eat, hit, git, lit, hit, cit, kit, bit, tit, wit, sit, pit, nit"

All of this shit is the same sound
go fuck yourself

Keep learning our language, goys

> "keep learning our language goys"

> "You mean hebrew"

> "No english"

> Ok

>go to britain
>switch to spanish when i want to shittalk anyone
>can understand all the locals

Literally noone speaks french

Literally this but in portuguese

Only you don't

Because you know you'd get the shit beat out of you by chavs if you spoke it in English lmao

That's german considering they own the EU

Spanish is an atrocity way worse than english.

Brita are skinny cucks that can't beat even a small dog

You're a coward that's too scared to insult someone to their face, don't be a hypocrite

literally everyone I know in australia speaks english, nobody speaks french
checkmate wine boy

>skinny chavs able to beat up anyone
>this is what islanders actually believe
easy on the booze Liam

Apart from France and half of Africa

French is a global language with more native speakers than German. French has a history of being the lingua franca of aristocratic circles in countries as far away as Russia.

The oral beauty of french is watching them suck german cocks

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Nice damage control, you admitted you were a pussy just deal with it.

Wrong

I don't want to get arrested by the British police because I've beaten some skinny brit cuck. That's why I swear in Portuguese

You only scare us when you start speaking, nigel

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No you're a coward that's too scared of confrontation

I make it a point to use the Queen's English whenever possible. My computer's spellchecker screams out ""NO! IT'S NOT SPELLED "YOGHOURT", it's "YOGURT!"" and adds red squiggly lines under under my words, but fuck it.

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No one gets scared of a brit faggot

that absolute state of you

Next time say it in English instead of stuttering under your voice in your shitty language like a lil beta

>history
thats all it is
french has 130 million speakers total, german alone has 101 million native speakers and about 130 million second language speakers

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Lol no one is afraid of a british

Because it is considered as easiest language for learning in the world. And i think it's truth.

True.

I don't want to get arrested for beating a British cuck and then being banned pf travelling to Europe.

Lol don't worry, Europe is cucked if you beat someone you won't be banned

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its great for non english ppl to communicate with eachother

this is why I hate amerimutts
we don't talk like this

france is the gayest most feminine and shitty language on the planet
you can't even express yourself properly with it because it barely has any words for anything

>Finnish will never be an international language
Sad

>El goblino thinking that his 1/32 German roots means he is pure aryan blood

I hate everyone who says “dude”

>kinding me
its "kidding me" you stupid smelly shit of my dog frog

seething

stinking

I don't know man... Nothing can stop it now. The English language has successfully become the lingua franca of the world. I'm cool with it.

All of the current american “culture” is based on nigger street gang shit.
>rap is a common word known by every american
>american “white” music is just the same negro beats sightly modified (tylor swift, britney spears, all the nu shit like lil peep, lil something, and a long etc.). The rest is pure negro stuff (monkey minaj, snoop dogg, etc.)
>movies are based on negro apreciation (capeshit, black panther, star wars)
>the “cool stuff” young people do, is listening to negro music, dressing like negro gang, having tattos, “smoke wid evry day lolz”.
>american dance is basically negro gang dance (white girls moving their asses and dressing like sluts)
>former US president was a nigger
>white people calling themselves nigga, bro, squad, bae, senpai
>”jeez bro, when will be doin some shiet”, “aint doin that shit nigga”
please start ww3 and nuke the fuck up of Niggerica

>french is beautiful

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Now imagine a conversation between your countryman which is composed of mind numbing code-switching along with those obnoxious sayings you mentioned. Kill me.

>I take pride in not speaking my Orc language to please my Br*ts overlords
Pathétique.

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just pure seething

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Well english sounds better than most languages and is relatively more simple,counting is easy,objects dont have gender, straightforward structure in general

Even if this wasn't the language spoken around the world the language that would replace it would be Mandarin

Why the hell would we speak French?you guys are almost completely insignificant and to make things worse you are unwelcoming to non frenchies

Imagine being this much of a cunt

Black stuff becomes cool in phases. The last time white culture was dominant was the 90s

This

Turkish is easier

Literally this

>act like arrogant cunts if somebody trying to learn French speaks to you
>complain about nobody speaking French anymore
we're usually nice to non-native speakers struggling with the language, and that is why our language will be the lingua franca for the next few centuries at least.

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Dude, you, like, forgot like. Like, seriously, oh my god.
Also, mutt females like to croak.

"cit" isn't even a word
I think your problem with english is that you're retarded, sorry

>All that street rap/ hip hop nigger shit with the group shitty dancing
I’d say 50’s and 60’s. All the rock and roll and the white people properly dancing without focusing on moving their butts like monkeys was pretty cool.

>mexicans

>oh my pendejoooo!
>va verga boludo!!!
>chinga huevado bueyy!!!

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t. retard

WEEEE

Jesus Christ, France.

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forgot pic

>gilipollas
>efpañol
>eh, chaval, tio
>J O L I N E S
>hostia puta que me he quedao flipao

Spaniards literally talk like monkey speech aka portuguese

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