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fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

6 times subedition

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The cream will rise to the top.

munted

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American pornstar Riley Reid was born in May of 1991 in Florida. She is of Dutch, Irish, Welsh, German, Puerto Rican and Dominican decent.

took me a while but i finally managed to doxx 190cms mum

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Lads, so now my gym shoes smell mildy of tea. However the stench is not yet gone. It's still lingering behind, just masked a bit.

Not sure if it's working or not.

slav

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what would you say a good salary is by age 30

is there any infinity war torrent that isn't a 1xbet advert

hate this country but also hate all the other countries
might just kill myself

el acrocidad de pornografia......

mildewing at this

40k+

fucking hell you can get pill presses on ebay

post of the decade right there

As an adult in full time employment you should be aiming for at least 1k/year of your age + 1k/decade. So you want at least 33, more if in London

She looks like Helena Bonham Carter.

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>infinity war

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A good job that you're happy with and is fulfilling.

lol

absolutely amazing how lisicki hasn't been doxxed yet

No. There's only 2 ads during it so just live with it

>falling for honey pot sellers

thought: a pentagon is just a hexagon with the roof collapsed

>tfw I'm 22 on 38k a year

looks like I can take my foot off the gas for a few years then

(won't be of course)

because its a fake persona you mong probably wrriten by some balding 40 year old in hull

i don't see what perjury has to do with it
my objection to what was said in that tweet is that it's a vague threat of consequences if you say the wrong thing
it's a kind of soft censorship
nobody is expecting them to come down on dissidents with secret police who torture them like assad if they criticise the government
but after seeing what happened to the lad who made his dog do a nazi impression, who knows what they'll choose to enforce as "hate speech" next?
the officer was referring to the doxxing of these doctors i think, but what he said was basically "we're watching you, mind what you say"
best to just stay quiet innit.

soy

That's a minimum, you obviously want more

Would you go out with a pornstar? I would. Not like I'm a perfect human being either.

all we know is he's a law student in liverpool probably last year

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is this girl hot or not?

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If a woman is getting raped it is in our best interests to ignore it. If she needs water on a hot day, she should have thought ahead. If she got in a car crash and is bleeding out, well, life isn't fair. No one is entitled to anything.

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going to buy a fedora and make my own hat pics

Just got a get, pretty pleased with myself 2bh

weak hat bait

last I heard he was a recluse living in swansea uni halls

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free o youtube the werewolf movie howl

can't judge till i've seen her eyes

you're new lad, he's claimed to be a student for the past 5 years

absolutely how lisicki goes off his tits and hasn't accidentally spilled any information here

dunno because there is a gay filter on and a white box covering her eyes

absolutely caked in makeup so likely not

Weird. This is an actual painting of Emilia Bassano.

What are blacks playing at?

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Woman cannot be lonely

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I am also cute with snap filters

*kills your child*

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>says "hollywood action sci fi movies"
>clearly set in the uk

absolutely outrageous will be phoning ofcom immediatel

average thot
would not peruse

gay filter sounds handy, where can i get one of them

Imagine choosing a career because of money. You must unironically be a complete personality vacuum.

From the angle and the cleavage you can deduce that she is flat as a plank.

>absolutely caked in makeup so likely not

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it's OVER boyo

is this the bint with the VW shoes

clean my shoes bitch.

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tfw neurologist brain surgeon and part time rocket scientist on the side, study astral physics as a hobby but it's all just not quite fulfilling enough

is this girl hot?

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>Welsh

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just send me a picture and I will stick my knob in front of it

angry wagelet alert

Nothing is worse in the eyes of a female than a male virgin. If no other women want him, he must be an unsuitable mate.

fake news

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la creatura diablo

business idea: text alerts for when you get a (you)

shan't be viewing this but hope it's hard and depressing

Normally when I wank I do it in the toilet so I can flush it away, what do people normally do? Seems odd to just cum on your carpet.

hmmm

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literally cant fathom being a virgin, all it took for me was £130 and the ability to use adultwork lmao..

don't really see the point in earning loads of money
I can easily live on 21k per year
heck, if I lived at my parents house I could live off 8k per year

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la puta para acabar con todas las prostitutas...

the runt wank

I cum on my tummy, then wipe it with a tissue and flush it away

i cum on my laminate floor

>gf comments that she finds it funny that I take the skins off grilled tomatoes before eating them
>tell her I prefer it when people don't comment on my food when I'm eating it
>she gets in a huff and starts ranting on about how I've made talking about food a "banned topic" and now has just been banging around the house not talking to me for several hours
hmm

Is this the 6.8?

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as if "right wing" is a bad thing by itself

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I recall some guy on Jow Forums claiming that he got his phone set to buzz every time he got a (You)

this was a sattire piece, shitposter-kun

>i wank in the toilet
bet you fart in the toilet too dont you

I need me a skeng, I can't fit it in the ride
We might have to slide with an open boot
Scored all of these points this season, OFB won the golden boot

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doing a read lads

I get two sheets of toilet roll and fold them to create one thick sheet, and then I cum onto that

though If I edge more than once I might need a bit more since the amount I cum will be a lot more and a lot more powerful

I'm too scared. My social anxiety is crippling. I want intimacy but I'm incapable of it.

Sorry but shagging a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity.

on your gf's side here

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>tell her I prefer it when people don't comment on my food when I'm eating it
Mong