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You're Fucked Edition

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Might be getting fired soon
Maybe I'll go back to the NEET life

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>brits
metro.co.uk/2018/04/28/man-hacked-pensioner-81-to-death-and-set-her-on-fire-7505738/

Hi CHIs!

Being a friendlet isn't too bad.

would not recommend the NEET life, buds

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I quit my last job and have been a NEET for the past 5 months or so. I have been looking for new work, so this is probably temporary, but God damn is this the life. Waking up late, have a lot of free time to work out and read. I swear if I had just enough for the basic necessities i would go NEET full time

bitch niggas

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But working fucking sucks
And i work with blakcs. I wanna be a NEET again

God I wish had enough balls to quit

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me in the bed(on top)

The purgatory that exists between NEETdom and normaldom is one hell of a place. I want out.

bad opinion

Was a neet for 4+ years. Was pretty fucking great until I ran out of money. Burned through 20k savings. Experience varies on what kind of person you are.

job starts in a week lol

being a neet is retarded

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you can't even compete with blacks for a job EL OH EL

I'm just autistic and hate working
I wanma be a NEET

I really do appreciate the Korean qt posting, Ryan.

I hate being a neet and would probably actually kill myself if I didn't have a job or go to school

I have to take the train to Toronto tomorrow. Fuck.

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this

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hemmerhoids are flaring up again

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yeah i know, i'll take care of it

thanks for reminding me to post this

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>God I wish had enough balls to quit
You probably shouldn't user, it's better to be responsible. But when you inevitably find yourself in between jobs, enjoy your time as a NEET because it is fucking fantastic

what's so bad about toronto

I have them too I'm on proctodan

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lots of asians

I thought that was vancouver

make sure to dodge the van when you get there

The whole place is full of hipster assholes and a hamburger is like $30

full of pakis and degeneracy

>$30 hamburgers

wtf I hate toronto now!

being unemployed living in my parents basement watching anime is the best way to fight the jewish system

Ottawa is the greatest country on Earth.

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>living in canada

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>ottawa

literally who

>Government town with nothing to do
>Have to be bilingual to work there

0/10

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THE DAY OF

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Love Toronto, hate torontohaters

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Um wtf

Eat vegetables

get fucked
canada annexation when?

NO I'M NOT!!! I'M SUPER COOL

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hahahaha

I just wanna say that the wigger deserved it. If you reach for your hip, prepare to get clipped.

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albertas oil is already ours
just admit it, you'd love to be part of us

canada existing is terrorism

make a cool post or else you are lame

God's plan, God's plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't

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Drake sucks

>kpop
>meme rap
dont you fags actually listen to music because you like it and not to be an ironic shit skidmark?

*makes an uncool post*
what do you think?

Animal got into the trash last night, think it was danish. Fled when I turned the lights on and made a really high pitched squeal.

>drake sucks

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Those damn Danish animals

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what do you mean its a pretty good pop song

...

I went to high school with this girl

drake regularly consumes large quantities of penis (in his mouth)

shut up retard

kill me

Could you introduce me to her?

shut up retard

good posts

yes

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post yearbook

why?

because i want to see how hot she was in highschool

asians aren't attractive

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;_;

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are there lots of cute asian girls in Dallas?

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SHUT UP DELET THAT

>Dallas

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Maybe

They are all SEA though, well mostly

>Women hate fun

youtube.com/watch?v=a4utSsjP09c

SEA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> east asian insects

Tell her to meet me at 10pm at Roy Public House. I will be the 4'5" black guy wearing the pink Ryerson toque.

sallaD

>imma go to college and be a pharmacist

lmao dumb bitch

Crackheads and debutants

how well do you do with asian girls being black?

lol

>sexy

ummmm

>4'5"

boys we got ourselves a midget in /cum/

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They're usually more concerned about me being a 4'5" Ryerson student, but yes, my ethnicity can make things difficult.

I finnesed on Weston Road

I genuinely don't believe you're 4'5

holy shit i'd shoot them all in the face with my penis

>manlets

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>tfw manlet

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Excuse me but I am the designated Torontonian midget in /cum/. Fuck off and find your own general

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The Roy Public House actually looks like a nice pub.

such is life in the suburbs

bgr.com/2018/04/13/high-school-fight-club-substitute-ryan-fish/
where were the cool substitute teachers when I was in high school?

manlets...
when will they learn?

why are women so cruel :(

>walks into /cum/

Haha, love america.

>walks out of /cum/.

r-right, fucking manlets!

Seriously, I don't see why people get so upset by being a manlet. I'd much rather be a manlet than a fucking brainlet

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