The lamest Scandinavian country

DANONE

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trust a dane, feel the pain

>be a Brit
>defend like shit

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>be a burger
>get shot

better than dannon

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me as all scandis are lame as fuck. fucking boring piece of shit. might as well erase from map and nothing of importance is lost

I'm Danish

>t. noncountry

f-far something

you really shouldl shut the fuck up

my nordic brother :)

eesti is northern, but not nordic. learn the difference my flat earth bro

hans island
all of history
danelaw
danish estonia
le butthurt belt

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>all of history
?

> han stemmer dansk folkeparti
> han er under 60 og bor i byen

Er det bare kontrianisme der på spil?

a nation so unimaginative that they had to steal eesti flag as their own. literally lamo

atleast we don't pretend to be a country, mr 30% of country is russians

fyi i'm german working in eesti. and it's more like 20% and all of them are assimilated as eesties

a country so unimaginative it didn't exist 100 years ago

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Based

estonians fight russian and german and win...... i don't think any sweden can ever claim such victory. you are eternal butt-slave to every one on earth

>hans island

NO NO WRONG NO

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*dane
easy mistake because your non-relevant

danish war history is so shit, and they held us back from protecting finland and estonia.

the vanilla of ice cream flavours

you're so shit at baiting

>protecting
come on, your leaders were cancer. german middle class what protect eesti. idk about finland. such irrelevant country is not taught in history class while swedish and eesti ~1000 ac is.

i was amazed by this historical fact too at first. just imagine a nation that didn't even exist and btfo germany???? germany in a war.?? unrealistic but happened. eesties are tough motherfuckers. danes are sissy cocksuckers

The danes even let more than a third of their ancestral homeland go. Reason: Ice

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DANONE

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I think Denmark is a great country but it isn't really Scandinavian, is it? We just call them that because they speak a southern dialect of the Scandinavian language.

rofl baltic states are basically nordicks but even less relevant

They aren't Scandinavian in a sense as the Swedes kicked them out of Scania. They're culturally closer to northern Germans, Frisians and the Dutch rather than us.

Pretty much this
We barely have any relations to swedes and norwegians other than language group, so including us under the same umbrella term would be plain incorrect.

Lowlands people

>0 (Zero) Winter Olympics medals
Disgrace

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The day will soon come, the Norse will sail the seas once again and take back that which rightfully belongs to them.

>tfw no curling gf

>ew is that guy looking at us

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bump to combat the DANONE menace