Culture Pals /cp/

Punching Pepe Manga edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/sheilalpoint
youtube.com/watch?v=6vvxSOUvuSs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

How did you guys let the previous thread get archieved for inactivity?

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Slow day today?

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>tfw everyone was doing stuff on friday
f-fucking normies...

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>tfw going out on the lash tonight
Feels good being a normie

I was at the grocery store :(

What's for tea? Oh that's right bangers and lash #gonnagetlashed2nite

I want to lick feet lads

Absolutely hate the suicidal feels from watching stuff that gives you the feels. Utterly gay.

what stuff are you watching

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What did he mean by this?

>decided to go to a party with my Greek flatmate
>literally just Greeks and me
>hot girls
>weed galore
In heaven lads, see you tomorrow

>tfw I am completely shadowbanned
I don't have a view for a long time and no matter how much messages I send, I get completely ignored

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GTFO normie.

cp was pretty boring today.

I'm with you user !

What is going on? 3 hours and only 14 replies
Anyways, how are you doing lads?
Try not to get a cardiac arrest again

I don't know the Spanish word so I taught her the Portuguese one. This is so cringe it's funny

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Kinda moody, my qt is going back to Seoul tomorrow. nooooooooooooooooooooo
/denial

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semen or esperma
also what the fuck are you two talking about

She asked me about that first out of nowhere ahahaha. Check the previous post.

>yeah I'm a devout Christian
>I like girls
really hard laughing pepe

nah i can't voodoo this one.
i think pero is a dog? but i think it has 2 Rs.

you need to say goodbye to rice (

>"but it's better if it goes in"
>*laughs in Spanish*
>"But no cum comes out!
>LOL yeah but....

guys that say they don't bite are as many as the grils that say sarcasm is their language

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Is she American?

british, thinking about it I'm actually wondering why I even spoke to her

You wanted to see some lesbian lewds, remember?

>esperma
tfw this is a brand of wax candles here.
maybe the candles aren't made of wax after all :')

>"But no cum comes out!
is this virgin going to have sexy time soon?
why all these questions?
or..

not the user you must think about, all I want is nudes from Turkish girls

interpals.net/sheilalpoint
She's very interactive

>why all these questions?
I have no idea. Honestly, I really don't. I don't think she likes me at least. I know her for like 3 years already and suddenly she's asking me this. In the end I just said "Why don't you go and find out rather than asking me?" kek

I know you didn't say it but I can guess that's what you were thinking :^)

no shes not

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>esperma
>tfw this is a brand of wax candles here.
lmao are you serious? By the way, don't you guys have a food called Puto as well?

I know

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>"Why don't you go and find out rather than asking me?"
what if she says
"can you help me?"

>Puto
I thought you only like yellow rice :')
yes we do have that.

Randy the CHAD passing through

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I'm asking it because "Puto" has a funny meaning in Portuguese and Spanish too :^)

>what if she says "can you help me?"
Not anymore!

she wanted your esporra
wasn't your language influenced directly by spanish? why would you call rice an insult?

silly you ;)

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>I'm single for a year and a half
>Never asked anything of sexual nature
>I get a gf
>she starts asking me these
If she does, she picked a really bad timing.

Awwww, I love happy endings

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This girl a southern Italian by any chance?

youtube.com/watch?v=6vvxSOUvuSs

No, she's Romanian

>why would you call rice an insult?
it was more of a joke.
him knowing puto made me assume a non-yellow asian told him about it.

Romanian or Aromanian ?

>I am not here to talk about sex or flirt
>proceeds to talk about sex and flirt

hmmmmmmmmm

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>tfw your favorite qt is venezuelan

Can i save her from her shithole and bring her to my shithole?

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>Can i save her from her shithole and bring her to my shithole?
how are things in Venezuela? there used to be a poster on Jow Forums who says he receives rations and shiz, but that's probably 3 years ago.

This pic was posted on your friend
/Stelin44

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>1 minute ago
Did you just create a fake ass profile to post that comment on her profile? topkek

You really think I would do that. Fuck no

So you just checked her profile exactly 1 minute after that comment was posted huh?

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Yes. She was on my quick search

Troll profile telling the truth.

kek it seems she got a new job telling people to fuck off.

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Was is the deal with Stelin44
Is she depressed, autistic or what?

Both, please she's pretty slutty and will easily send nudes. I got like 10 nudes of her saved kek

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Are they worth the effort?
Her tits look pretty small

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It doesn't take a lot of effort but yeah, they're small lmao.

Hey guys, how do you subtly turn the conversation sexual with a girl? Like how do you bring it up and build on it from there?

well, I start with a dirty joke or tell a story which is a little more intimate to test the waters

lmao is this one of you guys?
dude is going hard

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I have one girl in mind, we have been talking for the past 2 years. In the last few weeks though our conversation has been getting pretty lame though, and she usually takes a long time to reply (doesn't read the message despite having been online later). Should I wait for a while before I try it? And then after you make the dirty joke what do you do?

Definitely someone from here.

>And then after you make the dirty joke what do you do?
I wait and see her reaction. If she didn't take it well, I just said "I'm joking, relax". If she found it funny, I keep pushing it until I find the limit.

>Should I wait for a while before I try it?
It's best to bring it up casually in a normal chat, not liek sending one and then waiting for the answer

Holy shit kek. I think it's someone from here too. I posted stelin here before and that penis image I've seen it posted on /b/ before.

>It's best to bring it up casually in a normal chat, not liek sending one and then waiting for the answer
I think I'll wait a while before talking to her again, like maybe a few weeks. I think our conversations have become pretty boring and seem to go nowhere and as I said before she takes ages to reply despite having been online.

It's one of those nights

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WHY do they all have cats? It’s the one thing I’m very allergic to

>being cucked by cats

Thots on interpals in a nutshell...

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Stay jealous

True

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It's exactly why I stopped putting much effort into intial messages, I use to write long detailed messages but so many bitches wouldn't even bother to read them, so these days I just write short, basic messages.

I did an experiment 5 months ago and just sending a simple "bazinga" is most of the times enough

You probably are good looking then.

Nah. Not at all.

For me personally, I rarely get any replies. When I do its usually lame 1 word responses and every now and then Ill get someone who will talk for a bit then stop responding. Just happened to day, exchanged a few messages with this girl , then she randomly stops replying and just ignores my message, doesn't even read it. That type of stuff pisses me off much more than people who don't reply at all. Kind of getting sick of Interpals now.

you never ghosted anyone?
but i think it is kind of wrong to seem like it's okay to talk in the beginning then just ignore the person suddenly.
however.. it's also going to be a bit weird to receive a message saying.
"sorry, I really wasn't interested to talk, i just did that to be nice."
so it's either you ghost someone or say that.

>"sorry, I really wasn't interested to talk, i just did that to be nice."
I'd prefer them not talking in the first place if they didn't want to talk.

Tell me I am based

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you are based

I have an above average penis

>I'd prefer them not talking in the first place if they didn't want to talk.
i'd prefer this too, but sometimes people assume they are being impolite by not responding.
i just delete the conversation when people stop replying and imagine that it never happened so it wouldn't hurt :')

>my first qt stopped talking to me since our conversations went stale
>my second qt stopped talking to me because we argued about stuff and I pissed her off
I feel like I just don't have it to build real relationships. It takes ages to find a qt who replies to my messages and even then they inevitably end up stopping talking with me at one point.

based poo

>they inevitably end up stopping talking with me at one point.
would you prefer if they continued but convos go nowhere?

cunt
post it

Yeah I delete it as well, it sucks for a bit but there's nothing much you can do if someone doesn't want to talk to you.

Snake, get down! The enemy sniper...

>>my first qt stopped talking to me since our conversations went stale
It sucks when that happens, I've been talking to a girl for 2 years and our conversation has gone stale as well, only she still replies but takes forever to do it and gives lame, short responses.

>there's nothing much you can do if someone doesn't want to talk to you.
we will always have /cp/ and quality posts like

I'd prefer if they'd continue to have lively conversations with me like they used to do so before.

Yeah, it sucks balls. It was one year for us. God, those half-assed short responses crushed my soul. That happened to me too before she completely stopped talking to me.

I think I'm just going to take a few weeks break before messaging her again, hopefully that should make the conversations more interesting.

>I'd prefer if they'd continue to have lively conversations with me
the connection just dies sometimes.
if they make an effort to reconnect, it's good, if not, then it's time to move on.

Good luck homie.

I know you're right but it's just so hard to accept it. We had such fun talking with each other before and now I feel like we aren't even friends anymore. But yeah, I'll try to move on. Hopefully it'll work next time.