/brit/

yes hello

lads imagine what it'd be like if you'd had a hard week at toil and you go out on the piss on friday with the lads then wake up late on saturday with the woman you love and have a lie in and a lazy day reading the paper and drinking tea and maybe a trip to homebase for a shelf and you get a take away later and watch a film and cuddle on the couch and have a few drinks and one thing leads to another and you shag sweatily and you fall asleep in each other's arms and you weren't alone and didn't want to kill yourself

*enters the thread*

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Is the appeal of Asian women that they look like children?

Its always the same person, no more than one person could ever disagree with glorious me.

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is it TOO much fucking trouble to ask that cagers use their FUCKING indicators?

Women are gross

Why are all these junkies instantly butthurt when you tell them they are addicted?

Is the dude lmfao meme really true?

I always thought drugs were for chavs and white trash. Why would someone want to identify with that?

BEING GAY IS PERFECTLY NATURAL
*fucks an intestine filled with shit*

>start huge battle in napoleon total war
>general gets killed 10 seconds into the battle by a cannon ball

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>dragging this shite argument over to a new thread

very dave of you. just fuck off please, you're boring

no not you

fuck off little cretin

would meet up with you guys but I know it'd be immediately apparent that none of you are that clever and I'd just have to deal with trite yank 'banter' awkwardly said by a bunch of virgin manlet freaks

post accordingly

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form testudo mate

rude

lmao rekt
learn to use observe slopes you retard

die lol

would like you to

get out the house more

Is it legitimately hard to believe that more than one person on Jow Forums has ever disagreed with you?

don't know why girls love my mate so much

I mean he's decent looking but he's not like model tier, don't get it

*develops gay bowel syndrome*
*dies of anal cancer*

ELEPHANTO

Women don't love. Replace the girl with a dog and the shagging with a catch and a long walk by the river

Daily reminder that the Dutch won at Waterloo.

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how big is his willy?

is it too much to ask that you get off the fucking road when people have places to be and things to do rather than watch you peddle your shitty little bike. i love passing you cunts as close as possible hahah

DANCE DANCE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SAID HE

AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL IN THE DANCE, SAID HE

favourite brothel in soho was closed already wtf
gonna try a few other places

no they just all say he's good looking

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lmao get gud you fucking shitter

you're so asspained you replied to me twice in a completely different thread. only dave is that autistic and pathetic. now jog on lad. you're tedious.

Theres literally nothing natural about wanking

200ml in 30 mins and barely buzzed.

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Oh no looks like I'm a faggot

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he was actually behind a hill, but the cannonbal hit the hill and then rolled into my general's guards unit

I doubt that photo even is 190cm, you know.

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his willy's good looking

filtered yanks

im gonna fucking kill you pierre i was fighting the french

horrible normoid goblins

you are like a little babby

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do anglos from different anglo regions like each other?

*plays God of War*

HEY HO HERE SHE GOES
EITHER A LITTLE TOO HIGH OR A LITTLE TOO LOW
LOW SELF ESTEEM AND VERTIGO
COS SHE THINKS SHE'S MADE OF CANDY

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hahahaha get fucked cunt vive la france

fucking choon

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fat

Right lads. It's time for my nightly wank

Either post some absolute belter slag tings or I'm off to /gif/

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>Playing as anyone but the French in Napoleon

I seriously hope you're not playing Prussia

They're so lucky they were born female.
They'd be incel as males

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WOAH JUVENTUS

>I seriously hope you're not playing Prussia
:^)
you cant play as france in the campaign of the coalition anyway

got round to watching the last jedi lads, think its shite. the little chink does my tree in.

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Don't think people know what words mean anymore

remember when gary barlow used to post here

reckon that's a bloke

Crazy ending

do anglos watch each other's content?

>hi wanna go out with me

This is yours if she was good looking

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>Last seen: yesterday

what is she doing????? what?
huhh

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Drank a litre of jack daniels in one hour and was violently ill, passed out for a bit and was sick all over myself while unconscious

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

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yeah
my favourite tv producer is australian (chris lilley)

4chanx is a botnet

Team Celullite

I honestly wouldnt even want to fuck a single one of them.

What a bunch of porkers.

smart and gorgeous

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haha, ya lightweight poof

Lmao retard. I'm just trying to get comfy enough to enjoy some good tunes

only Anglo's need to reply: what anglo country other than your own do you like the most?

quite like neighbours and home and away

THREE LINES ON A SHIRT

bet her fanny is fucking rancid

feel really sick

pretty sure i have cancer this time

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FREEEEE-HEEEE
NELSON MANDELA
FREEEEE-HEEEE
FREEEEE-HEEEE
FREE
FREE
FREE
NELSON MANDEEEEEEEELA

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new zealand

looks well comfy

>yanks

by his own brain