/brit/

those chavs have got to at least get a book deal out of this

because l was in london haha

rate your interest to ice hockey on the scale from 1 to 10

just went to a posh restaurant with mum
one of the waitresses was a VERY cute blond about my age who spilt her spaghettis twice
feeling a bit sad now

they have uber there though lol

Reckon I'm gonna die, lads.

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-10

-4

reminder that you will have to bury your parents

I feel incredibly sorry for his parents but unfortunately that's not how it works

that was silk road?

so many good markets went down last year and shitty dream still keeps on rolling lol

is it gay to get into aromatherapy

walking around the west end boosted off the charlie and feel like I want to get into a fight

either a yank tourist or a local paki is getting battered tonight

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extremely

Yeah I'm feeling tfw no gf feels so might just snort some gak and listen to music like this?

youtu.be/K4DyBUG242c

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who the fuck will bury me though

noncey actually

7

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>just shows you, it's all about being yourself
well, it was more about the worst plague of the millennium and 30 years of brutal wars bringing the Roman and Sassanian empires to their knees

Never known any take always that do Muncie boxes, is it a Northern thing?

>scouse scum come to me with a sick child
>ask me to fix his brain
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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vocaroo.com/i/s1AJd0kSTzR3

In a vocaroo mood :3

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sucking a nigger

In Madrid lads

Got myself a cosy little hotel right in the centre. Quite happy with this

only kidding lad, you're alri.

It's that 190 cm (cocks munched) that truly deserves death

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Government. If you're here, posting, chances of you dying alone - without friends or family around - are quite high. We all laugh, and meme about these things, but they're going to happen.

if i could shag a colour it would be that neon purple

scottish lad

got a gf lads

i will

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You never speak to women you pathetic autist, man up or stop whining.

lynching a nigger

l was just ambling around the place having a look doing some bits

just got rated on /soc/ lads
i'm a 9.5/10

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5 when normies and the state broadcaster are hyping the Leafs and I get to watch their hopes get crushed again for the 51st year in a row
1 otherwise

share

hullo

the internet feels like an extension of my mind and when the government fucks with my internet privacy it's almost as bad as them reading my thoughts

Haha yea and I'm the pope

'

Alri

>l was just ambling around the place having a look doing some bits

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In the future Shipman will be venerated as a hero

good post

if you have an ugly face no woman will ever care about your muscular body. you will get compliments from men though.

yeah i think theyre scottish thing because i cant seem to find any up here in leeds

>posting on /brit/ while on holiday

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do this

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

shes a czech qt and still a virgin at 18, gonna hunt her hymen tomorrow

a true peepster

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look a bit like this lad except better looking

4, reckon it's a pretty white sport.

>a £3000 hug
THE STATE

the main thing keeping me alive is the thought of how pathetic my funeral would look if I died today

ive got a side profile just like this guy (but younger)

who else /narrow face/ here

This

Times a thousand if you're ethnic

Maybe. I'm in North Yorkshire and plenty of places do them near me.

MURDER: The Alfie Evans Story
christmas 2018, fucking calling it

>when you start giving your child so many enemas his intestinal lining leaks out his arse

ah yes americans

To be shown on ITV

Just got in after a long travel lad, just chilling on the bed charging my phone up a bit before I head out

MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI

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teem creem for the ween

I don't know what this is in reference to, did some one top this guy?

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charlie gard co-starring

not possible

Rate please

vocaroo.com/i/s1MmhqyTsYjN

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PB master race here
actually called the win from the beginning
slow and steady lads

alone?

find it weird that todays teenage goths and emos listen to lil peep and yung lean and 6ix9ine

bizzare post

why is it so hard to find porn where the performers say "i love you" while they're doing it

dad's begging me for crack money

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so alfie nigger had a rare incurable disease and some doctors wanted to do experiments on him but the court ruled it would be cruel to do that and he recently died. I don't see why people are chimping out

some lad went to japan and spent the entire time posting on /brit/ in his hotel room. i think he might have went to a bar on his own once and got a reluctant hug from a random Japanese girl.

they lost 20 months
just have a new fucking kid, I mean they're going to eventually coz they're chav scum and need the bennies

marathoning PJ harvey

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are you protesting the rape virdict?

IT WAS OUR TURN

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youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_x_8Rfjjo
wish i was clarence

*farts*

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the entire thing is a banger
youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk

ok, this is epic

youtube.com/watch?v=QzYlI-W4sg8

SCREECHING

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.......................................epiwc

youtube.com/watch?v=1NBVQB-Srpw