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Walkies edition

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Work

yuck

I wish that was me

*responds *

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Hello svéd
Who doesn't?

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Mood:

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Good morning.

nice trips

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Thanks mate. How you doing?

wanna sleep, but cant.
Am tired from standing around in vidya and shit
and you? And plans for today?

bored

Kinda horney

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Whoops.
I could find the thread so I just made a new one.
Well...

Any way good morning gang.

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hi westy
slept well?

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I guess...
I still wanna sleep, in all honesty.
Hows your day been buddy?

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good
Im in bed and preparing to sleep

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>Im in bed and preparing to sleep
Are you off to bed now?
Goodnight Bunny.
Sweet dreams.

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I just gave my flatmate a back rub c:

What's the cheapest way to send a jar of Vegemite to brazil

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You know, I never actually knew what vegemite was or what it tastes like. It's just one of those words I've seen thrown around.

>Posting anime

Despicable and shameful. Poofter fucking cunts the lot of ya.

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It's a yeast based spread. It's salty and savoury.

Lucky you.
The yeast extract left over from making beers, mixed with other stuff.
It's good, I wish I had some in the house at the moment actually.

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Lucky him mostly
But it's really nice to be trusted enough to be allowed to give them ^__^
Good feeling tbqh

>Lucky him mostly
Sorry..
I'm half asleep, I thought it said you had got one from him.

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What does it look like?

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It's like a black/really dark brown paste.

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looks like an aquired taste kind of thing.

Still bored
Still horny
Help

helloo

Yeah, I'd say if you did't grow up with it, you'd fucking hate it.
I love it myself.
You want my help with your horniness?

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a la Surströmming, probably

oh no surströmming is probably disgusting to everyone. I wouldn't touch it.

>Surströmming
Now whats this?

Rotten fish, or something

fermented fish.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

Does NOT sound too pleasant, I certainly wouldn't like it.

mes

hot

It's smelly.
Ge dig pekka! Det är GRI VI

Lazy bones!
Take a wank, should help with that problem
I'm really keen for a vegemite and lettuce sandwich now
>You want my help with your horniness
Wow that's lewd

>It's smelly.
I could imagine.
>I'm really keen for a vegemite and lettuce sandwich now
I do like a vegemite and chips sammie as well, mmmm...
I'll have to get some vegemite when I'm down at the shop next.
>Wow that's lewd
Maybe I should have worded that better...
It was a question, not an offer.

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>pekka
Ahaha, roligt för ja har finsk flagga xdddd även om ingen i byn ja växte upp i hade finska namn
>GRI VI
?
Det är bara fisk

>I'll have to get some vegemite when I'm down at the shop next.
Solid plan
>Maybe I should have worded that better...
>It was a question, not an offer.

Was gonna say, that was unusually perverted. You are meant to be pure and innocent!

Snälla talar engelska tack c:

I don't particularly like fish in general.

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Liksom landet ditt, tillhör tråden utlänningar

hi conwey
>You want my help with your horniness?

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welly i'm sore and messy and the bf used up all the hot water

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Are you a broken swede? You guys make a lot of food from seafood

Ya.
My fathers favourite hobby is fishing so I've had lot of fish for dinner, and there is always bones and shit. And I don't like the taste. And he'd force me to go fishing as a kid and it was boring.

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>You are meant to be pure and innocent!
I know, and I am.
A simple misunderstanding.
As I said before it was a question, not an offer...
I'm not really in a lewd mood today anyway, I don't think I could help anyone with that.

I wish that was all of us, together, hand in hand.

I'll knife you if you say that again
Pls no bög svensk erp
>ya
Inte så bra :(
We can trade places, i like fish. But I won't eat the pickled or fermented stuff.

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>I know, and I am.
>A simple misunderstanding.
Good good, can't have you being a dirty birdie
We need to keep this thread nice and clean together!

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Yay lunchtime
Work is dull but that's not new

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I don't know if I'd make a good new zealander either. I am not great at fitting into moulds.

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Is he right?

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Nah it's Ok, I make a piss poor kiwi too. I wouldn't worry about it , I was just teasing you :p

whatcha going to eat desu

A nice warm bowl of soup with some toast

No? Like any group, it ìs composed of good and bad individuals?
Large oversimplification but you get the idea.

yummy

too weak to rape anyone even if i wanted to

What makes a good Kiwi?
Where is that from?

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I'd still be worried about being so close to australia and their spoiders.
*rapes you*

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Woah what a nuanced take

frisky sverige

I guess you'd be the one getting raped then.
Not telling
*enjoys it*

>I'd still be worried about being so close to australia and their spoiders.
2000Km of ocean usually keeps them there, you have nothing to fear.

i don't think it would be rape if i liked it

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:(
That's ok m80, I managed to deal with the lewdness already
Wellington and Canberra are more than 2000km apart desu

what are you doing qt

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He enjoyed it so it wasn't rape.
They'll evolve and adapt and grow wings or something so that they can come eat your babies too.

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Exactly
So he's not really raping me
Checkmate swedey

equally frisky chch

fair enough qt

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If I go at it for long enough, I'll find a type of sex that you do not consent to.

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>They'll evolve and adapt and grow wings or something so that they can come eat your babies too.
WHAT?
IS THIS TRUE?
I have to get outta here...

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Back 2 work

>chch
Try me baby

ohhhh, sorry chalmers

have a nice rest of the day at work qt!

want a lanklet to overpower me

Isn't australia where godzilla came from? Would make sense with how everything is large and icky in australia. Don't tell me that is not where godzilla is from, he is australian to me!

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wtf same

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God I wish that were me

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Might just go back to sleep, feeling kinda blue today.

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what's wrong westy

I hope you'll feel better soon.

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I dunno, just woke up feeling down.
Then I got bad news from the family, it's not like a death or anything but it's still not good.

I tried to force myself in a good mood but it's not working.
Thanks.
So do I.

i hope you feel better bud

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That's not me, I'm all frisked out atm.

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I'm going to sleep soon as well. I wish I could make you feel better. I'll be thinking of you.

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Have a good rest and we'll see you later
me on the right

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I am the blankie monster now

cute

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I'm done
Pretty decent day overall, although one of my coworkers kept being annoyingly cute.

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What's everyone up to this fine Sunday?

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Chilling rn c: