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Y YO JANNY BOUTTA FINNA GET DABBED ON
JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)
lADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED BASED BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (NAW)
ROLL UP IN A THREAD (BANG BANG)
IN A FUCKIN LAM-BO (SKREET)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLLT)
JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (RRRRAAAAA)
FOR FREE? FOR FREE.
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREE (FOR FREE?)
NO FUN ALLOWED (DEXTER)
HOT POCKETS IN HIS MOUTH (GULP)
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD(NAW)
THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
DID THAT FOR YOU (YUP)
YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET (NEET)
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*SNIFF*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (MEAN)
THEN DANCE TO DIS BEAT (DANCE)
DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE (YUH)
SCHEKELSTEIN'S A CROOK (CROOK)
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS (SOCKS)
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (LICK LICK LICK)

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Persian girls :(

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booking my plane ticket to tehran as we speak

Can't believe I accidentally went in /deutsch/. Feel like I need a shower.

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wilsonian armenia will be achieved

No it's not.

@met
Bake him away toys

Lucky fuck

just got bantered for my Northern accent by two 40+ yo Londoners in a paki shop

called them southern fairies and said they'd get battered if the positions were swapped and they were tourists up north and they quickly left the shop without reply

felt rather alpha and euphoric desu

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big bomb of mandy and a big bag of cans

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Lads rate my original skit

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depersonalised again, that wasnt me in the mirror fucks sake

Vile bunch of autistic runts. Nothing funny has literally ever come from that cesspit. They have only a single fucking gimmick.

Genuinely the pengest. Was walking around near park lane one day and see so many peng persian birds I couldnt believe it

grinned
might be the pints that made me do that though

understanding wittgenstein

i'm from a 99.9% white town that over the last couple of years has seen a big influx of immigrants. it mostly seems to to be middle easterners.
i was a bit of a rorke before the influx, but now i see they're literally just like us. some of the women wear burkhas and hijabs, but i have yet to see a man with multiple wives. i've posted this before, but i think the fact they at least dress like us is a major step in integration. i saw two girls wearing full on burkhas, but they had pink and white air maxes on.
never in my life have i seen a non-white in my part of town, but one recently moved in, he's a bit weird, but he seems nice. he likes to walk around and start conversations with random people. i don't know his real name, but everyone calls him "johnno" and he seems to respond to it.
never thought i'd say this, but these refugees really aren't that bad

was he asking you to change your ways?

Here's my key philosophy. A freak like me just needs infinity. Relax. Take your time.

the state

what you need is a bullet in your runtoid skull.

Ingsoc claws typed this post out

feel so sick that my cock and balls ache

is this normal lads

yeah I'm a tankie statist

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

They should have let alfie go to Italy

what is it

the key to happiness is knowing that bleeding to death is virtually painfree so that means your world is your oyster

>these refugees really aren't that bad

stopped reading here.

never seen a burkha in my life and my city has hundreds of thousands of muslims
would genuinely be triggered if i ever saw one, even the veils piss me off

met a lad named nate higgers yesterday

purpose or bliss

I'm 5'6,,, un attractive,,,, but you wouldn't believe what ive fucked out of shear intelligence and ferocity!

tarq voice

now now no need to be mean to 190cm

he is witty and would be missed if he died

bunker down lads leftypol raid has started

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not be friends with you

feel like I'm in a freaking hospital Ward with all these coughing in the library

I feel like this post was constructed to specifically mock me

I think if I made this into a webm I'd get lots of (You)s but I cba
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burkas are a revolting sight

oxford has spread his HIV impressively far

*Exterminates you*

>le Bibliotekwissenschaft meme

Absolute bunch of dullards. They're talking about taxes at the moment.

*clears my throat*
*clears this spotty yank out of the library*

not a tarq, just an ordinary working class Northern lad with his head in the gutter but his eyes looking up at the stars

Alri lads

At toil.

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any /psychward/ man in
i don't like being the only /brit/poster who has spent time in a mental hospitel

Just be glad it isn't a hospital ward in the UK or you'd be killed on purpose
Also you can't say what you want because no AR-15s

Come try that in bermondsey and see what happens you northern monkey

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i owe my life to Alder Hey 2bh

caused me to think this one did

youre probably not the only one

can't believe you watch that shit
what's wrong with you

>user why does it feel like you wouldn't tell me if you were seeing a girl?
>it's weird cuz like, you know i have feelings for you so i feel like you should tell me if that happens
Bitch I fucking asked you out and you said no, pipe down.

my room is like one so yeah

haha

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Scousers should be sterilised

what the fuck la

might be the funniest post ever posted

>trying to understand the female menace
your first mistake

any hampshireman in?

feel like if i watch this it will only hurt my self esteem so i wont

is Liverpool Greater London?

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Why even bother lying like this?

no?
places can't magically be other places
that's not how fucking geography works

been gone for a while lads

what ive been doing? playing pokemon

gimmick idea: Alan but he's a 6'2'' ripped German who doesn't chat shit

have spent time in mental rehabilitation ones but never in a proper strait jacket place

(You) material, it seems to work.

>2.8MB/s
fibre lads

i went to alder hey when i broke my arm on a swing when i was 7
they fixed me up in a jiffy, my arm doesn't even hurt. don't know what the alfie lad is winging about.

mentally ill

Break free

>a 6'2'' ripped German who doesn't chat shit

So me?

in winch lad, you?

GOAT combo

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explain Kingdom of Jerusalem which will be built upon the blood of English pakis

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went to alder hey when i got my willy trapped in the zipper of my onesie when i was 6

they did all they could for it

animals
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post fucking machines

mate what the fuck is that meant to be

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He's exactly the bloody same on the other boards as well. What a sad sad little man, talking about drugs in a Take Me Out general.

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Any Zip Coon man in?