/asean/

good morning honey,breakfast is ready

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Cute!

I could relate

fucking ip ban
i'm too poor to buy the pass hirojew

Why so dead?

because asean

First for North-South Union

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idk why but it seems fishy that north korea would easily go peace

fatty boy is afraid he might get iced

Stop using my flag, muttboi.

iktf bro because im a tagalog

selamat pagi

pos baik

pos buruk

>plays Rules of survival
>a dumb 12 years old bisayan keeps spamming the board asking to be added in a team

fucking pathetic.

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>sa sinulid na ito: bading

he just wants to be your friend

shhh!
you might wake the kids

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Iktf bro cause Im a bisayan slumlord that just had pagpag for lunch

It's fucking annoying, fucking kids shouldn't play games.

based pagpag poster

just saw 2 bangla faggots touching each other on the sidewalk

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We all know who they're voting for.

i wish i could, being indonesian fucking sucks

sup blake

>bangla faggots

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me on far right

Bangla are bumiputera

It's the other way around, sweetie. Games are for kids. Adults shouldn't play video games.

b-but games are /fa/ and for kewl adults

my left ear hurts lads, i don't know what's happening
t. medfag

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ear cancer

earrape

maybe you got ear STD

youtube.com/watch?v=F1S1lejp04M&t=3s

>ear STD
sounds hot

same

A ghost is fucking with your head right now

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In Dutch we use the term 'kongsi' for a sneaky cabal of people up to no good seeking to advance their own interests. Can we into /asean/?

>Indonesian can talk in English and browsing Jow Forums
>Calls himself a poorfag.

The fluid inside your ear is out of whack, your brain handling the fluid balance has been fried by too much manga. Did you think your grandparents are joking when they say all those vidya and anime will rot your brain?
Get those ruler used to check for flatness and practice walking with it on top of your head while keeping the bubble at the center.

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in malay the word "kongsi" means "share".

Interesting, I read that 'pikir' just means think or thought in Indonesian, but in Dutch 'piekeren' is more like ruminating.

As well as the horrific shack used to hide illegal workers and human trafficking victims enslaved by debt.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/11/27/the-dark-world-of-kongsi-rage-goes-inside-the-dirty-dangerous-ghettos-where-construction-workers-are/

The meaning of kongsi here is sharing, but it is colloquially used to refer to a gang of people that do good on the front but secretly do illegal stuff on the side.

here's a good list

pikir is indonesian spelling. In Malay we spell it as "fikir".

>in Dutch 'piekeren' is more like ruminating.

interesting stuff.

Like charities that are secretly just money-laundering schemes?
Is it just a different spelling or is the pronunciation actually different?

Like businesses doing drug and human trafficking on the side

different spelling

Sounds like the people who arrive by ship in Rotterdam daily here, junkies gonna junk.
In Dutch, the term is most commonly used for political cliques, but there's some exceptions.

kongsi/kong·si/ n 1 persekutuan dagang; perseroan; 2 perkumpulan; 3 kantor tuan tanah;
kbbi.web.id/kongsi

The weather's fucking hot

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But you have fans and airco there.

I only have fans, my air conditioner is broken

Airco is expensive. Only rich people afford to buy it.

Then we're not so different after all. Airco are playthings for rich people here too since you only really need them two weeks a year if at all.

The fuck are you smoking about? AC isn't neither cheap nor expensive. The middle class is able to buy it even two or three ACs.

>me, a fairly bright skin guy
>stands outside for 5 minutes
>ohfuckit'shot.webm
>it's feels like im being thrown into a 170c oven
>get inside
>looks at mirror
>pic is me now

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t. ariff

i know that you're meme-ing but my real name is arif. My friends called me "mat arep" .

what's it like living in a really random part of indonesia/philippines?

like say you lived in flores or on palawan? is it just a comfy life where you spend all day on the beach?

not much noise other than dogs barking randomly

Hey limey, im not an indon or flips but I live in an island called penang.

Life is pretty comfy here. The beach is like 5 minutes drive from my home. Penang has like thousands of kewl place to visit. I've met lot of limey here with their chink wife.

>comfy life
thenational.ae/world/asia/man-survives-epic-battle-with-8-metre-snake-before-villagers-feast-on-it-1.664130
If by comfy you mean fighting 200kg of muscle with a stick.

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Poor croco ;_;

>snake is a croco

what did he mean by this?

Wtf you eat that shit? Literally poorfag to the max.

By comfy you mean shitty and irrelevant.

Nevermind, I just looked at the picture for a second without reading the article.
That's one big snake! I guess we should check our snake privilege. Most of are snakes are tiny and the big ones are not dangerous.

>the big ones are not dangerous

>english proficiency and browsing Jow Forums, of all things, is considered being a richfag in india
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Yes, they leave humans alone and are used by farmers to hunt rodents and rabbits.

>not dangerous
it's big enough to swallow 2 sea monkey or 1 euro monkey or 1/2 american juvenile

I mean the snakes here in the Netherlands and made a typo.

>Yes, they leave humans alone
some of them are in big city, and they eat stray/domesticated dog in jakarta

>muttlay soiboi can't fight this small animal
lmao

can it swallow a 50% "pure" M'laysian adult though?

We could simply crush it with 250kg body mass.

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>can it swallow a 50% "pure" M'laysian adult though?
i thought we agree malaysian are seamonkey version of USA

THICC

Not enough.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/03/23/effort-to-save-obese-man-fails-six-firemen-carry-him-on-tarp-down-the-stairs-but-all-in-vain/

88th

PH is gonna be wiped out in the east coast. Meanwhile Pas is looking even stronger and united than in 2013.

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>318 kg

I'm speechless

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So much for Rafizi's 'analysis'.

Same place as above (Dungun), but for Pas
youtu.be/2FWA9c3riqE

Kuala Terengganu
youtu.be/hf7dCmC8F90

I tried searching for pictures from PH sides but even their candidates are just posting close up pictures of at most 10 supporters. No side view or god forbid, aerial view.

>i thought we agree malaysian are seamonkey version of USA

huh?

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it's all under MOHD NAJIB THANOS RAZAK AND UMNO ORDER

Pakatan shot their own foot when they kicked out pas, regardless of their issues. They shot their foot again when they name Mahathir as their candidate for PM.

Mahathir killed his own party

We're all fucked either way, stock up on chips and fizzy drinks and watch pandemonium after the elections

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ALL HAIL NAJIB

A malay legend dot BTFO by NIPPON today
You have no favorite sports now.
RIP

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