/brit/

yeah cheers
*walks away proud of myself*

>muh heritage
Yankeeeee

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I might not be hard enough but I got the heart

Doug is such a tedious mong

Toilberg lets me leave early when there's nothing else to do/if it's friday.

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If I was homeless I would lose my fucking mind. The only thing that provides me with solace in life is the prospect of quiet relaxation at home. Imagine being constantly exposed to the elements, danger, other people, nutjobs and psychos while simultaneously being spat on and derided

Fuck what a nightmare

youtube.com/watch?v=LI1A27rg84k

I went outside on a Friday night to raise some hell of my own
I found some lady with a little black dress that I piad to take back home
We stumbled inside after a night full of rounds, and she pulled off that black dress
What I saw, was a big black dick, still fucked I must confess

that's why I personally euthanise homeless people, I'm doing them a kindness

trump holding hands with macron
kim jong holding hands with south korean lad

is holding hands with other men perfectly fine and natural after all? have jewish media tricked us into thinking showing affection to fellow man is for gays only?

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Not funny sicko

18th for the girl not inviting me in on our 3rd date

JUST

>genetics are heritage

romans would do it often i think

190 CM IS A TWAT, IS A TWAT
190 CM IS A TWAT IS A TWAT

HE'S ACTUALLY 164 BUT WEARS A HAT, WEARS A HAT

WHAT A TWAT
WHAT A TWAT

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Love to kiss the boys on the cheek after a nice game of tackle football. Beers on me. Good game, boys.

have you lads ever not ‘clicked’ with a beautiful girl you’ve dated

Stop it

did the nigger poo yet

i'm losing my mind where i am. i live in a shack in the middle of nowhere with nothing but trees and degenerates for hundreds of miles around. i just had to fill up the kettle in the bathtub because we've no water pressure in the sink.
surely living on the beach is better than this pitiful existence.

think you've got a bit too much estrogen in your system mate x

kiss all my lads on the cheek

bit gay

Just want to hit the road but I dont think I am ready yet

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fuck off fag

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHPoyRWgyU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0P5YCZF1d_Q
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-DRpkRzNBM
We don't fuck about.

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Shieeeeet, how did you know?

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good post

So theres was only actually 15 posters and 2 lurkers out of the 64 ips of the last thread hmmm

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Haha they are actually. Yankee.

vocaroo.com/i/s1kubbBlhqY1

Need your prayers lads

someone post it

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Comfy!

>living out your autistic homicidal fantasies vicariously through the ‘chon
>high test

Don’t kid yourself, kid x

mad

it awe of her phenotype

anime trap gf "please"

>taking me seriously
how malnourished is your little brain?

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been sick as well

get well x

*Pokes your tummy*

You just need to cut back on the bacon, innit? You'll be alright.

brought a tear to my eye
youtube.com/watch?v=bUMgAv2PAYc

>doesn't understand that these same genetic codes exist all throughout one area filled with different cultures
>doesn't think it's weird how Yorkshire is the only place outside of Africa where its been found

You a nigger aint ya?

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You don’t get ironic humour sweetie pie x

what's he thinking about

dire

Sending prayers and good vibes your way lad. x

Any never been in love man in?

Need, NEED a politically centrist or centre-right, privately educated, slightly horse faced, southern English gf. Simply shall not accept anything else.

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what's this? some kind of child cat? some kind of cat baby?

'rim

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>hitted
what sort of crap typing

I should kill you like I did all those homeless blokes

think they're called kittens or something aha

unironically watched this stream and tagged the lads

she’s so fucking peng - same with Pendergast — gunna apply for an internship there

ne1 wanna play laddys poker?
we can hustle the table until we all get banned

"go on then, we can all see you're a girl, take a break"

thos beans

SCOTLAND WILL BE FREE AGAIN

Sasha Grey

Wank wank wank

got hitted on the head earlier

Willy's dribbling out some malodorous discharge lads

youtube.com/watch?v=TW9uj83Vq-0

No, it's a midget cat. Basically if Peter Dinklage were a cat, innit.

Stay safe lad deep breathes everything will pass

really want to fuck a good looking, freckled, red haired irish lad

Unnerving post

always think the 'chon is down whenever more than a minute goes by without a post in /brit/

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>Call drug dealer to buy weed
>Ask to meet him at park
>Call police on him
>He gets arrested
>He had meth and some pills on him for another customer he was going to so he's facing 3-5 years :^)

Hehehe... He should've known that selling drugs is illegal.

*dabs*

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marry him, american citizenship, divorce, beach house inn california settlement

being a woman truly is life on easy mode

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what's the yank version of Deano?

bump

haven't wanked to her in years

nah I'd be gentle

Don't feel the need to go on about muh heritage 2bh.
Also :- Yank

doesn't Jefferson's y chromosome only exist among niggers now? so much for rare and ancient

no drugs here
t. Jow Forums expert

!!!!!!!!!!

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Where can I find my personality-match? Where are the women that have a bad personality like I do?
Are there any women out there with horrible personalities, or is it just men? And can I date these horrible personality women?

Look at that evil look in her eye.
What a vampire.

>implying you’d be the power bottom

Heh... kid

how do you struggle finding a woman with a horrible personality? it's unironically like shooting fish in a barrel

So there was something divine about him

look, what roles are we working with here, because I'll be whatever it takes

Sasha Grey is the queen of deepthroating

look at the top of his head ohnonono

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