/brit/ xi jingping thought edition

got the tarq mullet

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I'm already a demon

christ Acne has really lost the fucking plot hasn’t it

Xi Jinping Thought = authoritarian radical centrism = the future

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The kids will learn a valuable lesson if they are hurt. That lesson being to fear the paki (cokelad is a paki yeh?)

>tfw no xiao mei mei

youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI

china is socialist

Just learned that my spirit animal is Adolf Hitler

Cokelad how has your weekend been thus far?

i'm sad

nah he's white, I've seen his cock

why can't argies do banter without referring to us as 'pirates', aka something not only highly inaccurate but also really fucking cool

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they were worse a few years ago but yeah they're very hit and miss and quality isn't worth the price

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Me rocking out on the tiny trumpet

>tfw no qt gf

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identify yourself

ayayaya soy los mik no contiero los britanico inglesia piratas XDDD UNA VELA

playing this at the ol ‘neral

open.spotify.com/track/2RvtHUNFGxO7CLVjkTSFOz?si=7TZwuTgQS2CiT_PpQQNdTQ

simulators mentioned

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pendejo

this website has ruined the past 13 years of my life

I am Doug

Donald Trump makes me ashamed to be white

Yes the lesson is don't act hard in big groups outside shops and damage when you attend local schools and people know exactly where to find you

jews aren't white

13 years ago I was 9

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Highland regiment
British army

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daddy left when you were young didnt he? or did he just you?

Donald Trump makes ke proud to be white

cokelad are you even still capable of cumming?

i drive

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why do you need to worry about that when you can have a spicy hawaiian pizza to melt your troubles away?

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got the best taste in music itt

Idea: Adopt a country singer persona and write songs with overtly racist themes

I was 12

>Donald Trump makes ke proud to be white

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>that fucking outfit+haircut

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...

that would be me

>>Donald Trump makes ke proud to be white

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youtube.com/watch?v=TW9uj83Vq-0
thoughts on this tune

*ironically waves my hand in an effeminate and camp manner*
hi!!!

that double stack cargo train is comfy

Yaaaaassssssssss

the british version of this picture is the guy complaining about having to work in every panel

slay the queen

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this nigga destroyed term limits.

HE DESTROYED TERM LIMITS.

whats the source on this pic

>mad cunt Yanks piling in on the Alfie Evans case on Twitter now that Farage was talking about it on Fox

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black people sure like making music
i wonder why

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Do you have seeing-eye dogs in Britain?

Wypipo be all "Dis sugar way too spicy for me tea" ajajajajajajaj

Nah, we use Poles mate.

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Just ate a burger

they're chomping at the bit the filthy tax dodgers

>liking literal dictators and money manipulators

Fine until some little chavs tried to cause trouble with me and I tried to run them over and my car got dented. I'm going to call a mobile body repair guy if he can't sort it and makes me go through insurance somebody is goign to get badly hurt. It might be funnier to not actually go after the kids that did it but their sisters or mums just to fuck shit up seriously

you like hewey lewis?

Wish I was a dictator lads
Dictators are cool.

Which dark web markets are good now?

Wypipo be all "Dis sugar way too spicy for me tea" ajajajajajajaj

*people laugh noticeably louder than at doug’s attempt*

how much coke have you shoved up your nose this weekend?

don't like mentally ill druggies and gays
like everyone else

puttering

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:(

get your life sorted out

have you ever put coke up your japs eye?

gigs

(Short for giggles)

HE CUTE

Wypipo be like is my TRADEMARKED gimmick and you WILL be hearing from my lawyers

No. I don't want to.

4 grams lad £280 awake since 8 am friday

*rooms falls quiet save for a distant cough*

Which dark web markets are good?
Which coin mixers are good?

Checkmate atheist. My solicitor is jewish

the ones that haven't been commandeered by the US government

how do you feel mate?

all dnm's are pozzed
the only legit way to cop is through a personal relationship

i see a nice little arc for cokelads story ending with him in jail or asylum

i dont get the white people hate spicy food meme

And those are?

Those cunts at the FBI took my bitcoin and have yet to return them. Shall be filing a formal complaint

what's with all the commies in /brit/?

lads I sent threatening texts to the person who sold me my car a few months ago and now he's calling my phone

I fucking hate Americans.

stupid yank niggers think that white people can't handle spice despite travelling the world for hundreds of years for it, considering it incredibly valuable and to top it off, making the hottest chili peppers in the world