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Balkan autism edition

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>not Albanian or Bulgarian
>its 5AM in the Balkans
Amerimutts are really bad.

I'm a Greek

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>be girl
>like dick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIRLS ARE GAY
FUCKING HOMOS AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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TÜRK

Why are libtards always shaking, /balk/? Is it because of their hypothyroidism?

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Name a more important export of the Balkans than this: youtube.com/watch?v=GJne5hgYnUE

youtu.be/uFhMQ-K0z9M
Arkanoid memes

>wake up
>still alive
disappointing day as always

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i'm shaking your mom
LMAOOO KID

lets see where this one goes

those are some very nice milkers

I want a pair of these on my face atm

>bežanci

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i can put my other pair in your face instead?

Thanks for the offer but I'm only attracted to female (female) genitals and breasts

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i want to punch that woman tbhonest

This is TIM mafia reporting in. I heard you guys wanted to buy some stock?

Did you get implants tranlo? When?

lol

nah, i always had a pair of testicles, m8
also, not tr*nlo

We don't punch women in this general, senpai

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/balk/ is a musulmanic general hence we discipline women for the sake of their eternal soul

Don't bully tranlo

yes, for how much are you gonna sell me some cryptoterone

Tranlooooogarians

>tfw no turkgarian gf

>tfw no tranlogarian gf(bf)

skoro babite shte si kupuvat lotariini biletcheta s evra lele hahahahahahahahah

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every day i come to hate anglos a bit more

i don't care about your political affiliations, but let's not delude ourselves about how weird and alien trump is because he really is like an alien life form at some times
a lot of bulgarian girls nowadays could pass as a little ethnic anyways, if that's what you're into
you can get a girlfriend, i believe in you! ganbatte user-kun!

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>a lot of bulgarian girls nowadays could pass as a little ethnic anyways
that's cause all turkgarian girls are turkic

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So /balk/, did you prep your dank memes for this year's Eurovision?
Me - yes.

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anyone who feels not visceral digust at the sight of trannies and an*mu needs to be put in a giant shredder

anyone who feels not visceral digust at the sight of diasporas and greeks needs to be put in a giant shredder

is this our song? really? i mean...it's kind of cool, i guess, but it sounds like literally every other song the radio desu
a little disappointed, but it could've been way worse

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this but unironically

LEDENOOO MOMICHEEEEEE
SAS PRASTI LEDENIIIII
KAK UHAESH NA SALZIIII

What are the best sounding words in Bulgarian?

I like "Bapдapcкa Cъpбия" the most.

the most beautiful words in the entire voulgarian language are these:
BALGARYA NA TRI MORETA

Tpaнлo and бoмбичкa

Why are you so fixed on seas? No one needs a sea to survive and have a nice country. Look at Austria or Switzerland. Seas are irrelevant.

>No one needs a sea to survive
STFU YOU FILTH

"нa мaйкa ти пyткaтa"

no need to have a sea

seas bring only harm to your country

look at Bulgaria, it has a sea and it's so shitty

voulgaria has not enough sea everyone knows this
dont talk about things you dont understand

>η Κατερίνα Τσάβαλου είναι 41 ετών

μπαΪ

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topli mazni banichki uwu

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>tfw no selo gf

someone please kill me

i'm coming for u

pic rel: me

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kurwa pshek lives in a swamp and will suck your dick to take her to the Adriatic coast

please do it frienderino
i have the ovolo ready for charon

i will but only if you come in greece, βροτηερ

what more does a selo gf have compared to a city girl?

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she is loyal house waifu that won't suck my wallet dry

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your mom sucked my balls dry

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superior song incoming
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dont worry friendo i pay her well

rude seakike, ur destroying the comfiness reeeeeeeeeeee

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just friendly banter between bros friendo dont worry about it senpai

Y-yea s-sure

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WE ARE ANONYMOUS

Trumpcheto she suedini Koreite no se trevoja che bez Severnokoreiskata zaplaha, Amerikanskata sfera na vlianie v Azia shte bude mnogo namalena.

Kak togava da otida v Yaponia i da ochakvam da mi se prekloniavat samo za deto sam Amerikanets kato ne im triabvat bazite ni i voinizite ni da gi predpazvat ot Kim?

Bassi maikata.

Az go razbiram tozi chovek.

>Severnokoreiska zaplaha

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kak e doncho trumpeevski

>Severnokoreiskata
>this is a real language

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джacт

@88870812
And (You) say that..

lamo

Kvo da ti kaja, Trump si e pich. Vurshi si rabota spriamo povecheto ot neshtata koito e obeshtal. Sa dali postupva pravilno nasekade ne se znae ama pone ne e Barak Hyusein.

>be Donald Trump
>destroy the last bastion of hard-core communism with twitter shitposts

Is he the best leader ever?

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i feel bad for the best koreans if they unite theyll be severely culture shocked

imagine all the new anime that will be created with more asians being sent into the open world

fuck that, by the time they open their borders, the country will see growth no other country has ever seen

I'm starting to believe Kim Jong Un, having lived and study in one of the richest EU countries, wants to end the regime once for all, but in slow stages so he can have leeway and not get apprehended or executed.

i didnt know i could desire death even more

>να εισαι ο σιkιk
>να ζεις στο ντοιτσλαντ
>αντι να θες ενα 10αρι απο την Πολωνια, θες μια εβραιογkομενα με μυτη σα του σημιτη (εkανα ρημα)

why

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henlo /balk/, are you prepping for the inevitable civilizational collapse?

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there are so many reasons it would be too much labour to put them all down
the short answer is its in my blood

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Paging Fulgrim for this post.


The Jew Goddesses are winning on /balk/, slowly and steady.

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why would you ever want to racemix with a slavic girl when you could have a phoenician princess instead

probably because he's into actual females (which is gay af. on a whole new level)

Do you have companies in your countries that offer small short times loans which you have to pay back with big interest? Bulgaria, yes, though forbidden by law they can even advertise in TV

I didn't say I'd decline a woman from Israel tbqh and the same applies for Slavic girls.

it's ridiculous how you can see these literally a-printed-page-of-text "advertisements" you see glued on light posts and walls everywhere, yet no one from the governmental structures do nothing about it

you know what i'm talking about, right, flagfag?

it's literally a shady/mob business freely advertised and no one seems to give a fuck about it

we mustnt breed with slavs and mix our superior blood with white people

good thing you are surrounded by asiato-turkic gypsy shits then

That is why I have written mails to finance authorities and they just replied that someone else is responsible (addressed them too and they gave the ball back). So I need to find out of this is an EU law (max. interest rates) and if it is, I will write an email to the EU body responsible, putting our local worthless bodies on cc.

>tfw no half Ethiopian gf like Marina Satti to produce non white offsprings with

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HAKSBOL

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cute tbhonest
the italians were right once again

Good way to get thugs sent to your home.

or we can team up together, doxx those fags and make journalistic research of their meme schemes, thus xpozing them to the local and EU authorities, that will lead to xpozing the local incapable authorities to the EU.

completely theoretically speaking, right...

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dude, they stick their filthy leaflets on my front door (house) every month and I have to clean them. these people are scammers and belong to prison.

im so god damned horny when does it finally stop?

kek I saw one that read "Loan for old folk - up to 5000 leva"