/brit/

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER

youtube.com/watch?v=DfEg0j9kAAw

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>Prease, sit down... have a drink... we have much to discuss...

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got that webm of them sharing a lollipop?

NO MORE DRUGS FOR ME
PUSSY AND RELIGION IS ALL I NEED

Night lads i'm tired

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she looks qt any more pics?

Bit gay

well it's nearly 3 in the morning...
shall we all post our cocks?

just get me my 5 orders of prawn toast you funny looking eejit

well you should...

you should go first...

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I’m a bad person

*slowly unzips my jeans*

rorke

forgot how good MBDTF is

*posts THAT bald man's head*

I knew you'd say that

I'm so glad gay roleplay has come to /brit/
*closes tab*

*does a Donald trump impression*

Based chocolate woman

dire need of a rorke recruitment drive

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Really hope the Irish don't cuck on abortion

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Face round like the mOOn

that's hot

What I drank tonight:
3 pints of Stella
Bottle of peroni
2 single vods and coke

WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA

No such thing as "chicks with dicks" it's guys with boobs.

I will survive in ameri-
*bang*

anyone else here a neutral person?

BABY GIRL WHAT CHU DOIN WHERE'S YOUR MAN
I JUST POPPED A XAN, FIFTY THOUSAND IN JAPAN

I savescummed my GCSEs

I'm afraid of americans

In reality, we're much more likely to be afraid of you

*skitters away when I hear someone approaching*

slags

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you should be
they're toddlers with AR-15's

*gobbles you up into my belly*

She do my dishes, wash my clothes and fix my corn rows.
She do my dishes, wash my clothes and fix my corn rows.

state of you

Here are you go

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flat earth is real

LADS

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wish hatred for non-americans came easy
life quality would go up 180% week one

NAUGHTY WORD
HAW HAW

I'm lonely okay fuck off

any want to die man in

Can't stop watching porn
Not even wanking. Just chain-smoking and clicking through vids.

doesn't mean you can't have self respect

...

pull yourself together

*slowly slides down my underwear exposing my massive, throbbing, rock hard cock*
can I suck it lad?

hope she gets arrested by daddy trudeau for hate crimes

I dont respect people I dont like

trapped in purgatory

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Only if I can suck yours first. Let me see it

chuck us a film quote and I'll guess what it's from

'Poo, nigger.'

want you to live (with me)

KEK
swiss hf larper fucked up biz for good

>l'important n’est pas la chute, c’est l’atterrissage

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like waikato admins on facebook

Too high m8

"Institute for the study of the sea and sky? I like it!"

life of pi

Same lad. I dont see any way out

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listening to shit music

Charlie dont surf

>wake up
>"it ain't me" on repeat

you already have x

liked the vfx not much else

anxiety is through the fucking roof

just one more page of this term paper and ill be finished with this dumb fucking class forever

willy wonka

I only mouth kiss you because I like the taste of your breath, you fat fuck.

yawn

can't wait until I finally get the balls to top myself

you will never see me on that deathtrap

hehe
*blows you a kiss*

So tell me, dear, what's it gonna be?
'Cause I got girls around the world who be lovin' me
So tell me, dear, what's it gonna be?
'Cause I got girls around the world who be lovin' me
Yeah I got girls who be lovin' me
Yeah I got girls around the world who be lovin' me
Yeah I got girls who be lovin' me
Yeah I got girls around the world who be lovin' me

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