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good film with my favorite new zealander actor in the leading role
Do you, Shitty Fuck, take this woman, Fart Shit, to be your lawfully wedded wife? Yeah, Shitty Fuck does. And Fart Shit, do you take this man, Shitty Fuck, to be your lawfully wedded husband? Yes, I think so. Fart Shit concedes. And so I do hereby pronounce thee man and--
Stop the wedding! I have got an important proclamation.
Yes what is it? Hello there, who are you to interrupt this ceremony?
I am the herald of the great King of our Kingdom, King Charles. Hear ye! hear ye! the king is coming! You must all prepare to receive him as he is come to marry Fart Shit.
This cannot be so! Fart Shit is mine, and mine alone she will remain!
You say that, Shitty Fuck, but you have not yet married her, have you?
I do hereby pronounce thee man and--
Stop it right there, minister, or I will put a hook in your mouth and pull it out.
The King approaches! The crowd must hush. To the sides with you all! make clear the pews and make ready for the procession of His Royal Majesty the King.
We hail King Charles! We hail King Charles!
The story continues.
somewhere there's a little GCHQ runt storing this exact post to your file
I pretty much wear these all the time
no you dont
>The empire state building was hit a by a propeller B-25 (9,210 kg) bomber smaller and slower than a small commuter plane.
>The WTC was designed to take a hit from a narrow-bodied Boeing 707 (112,037kg max weight, much lower at landing) carrying little fuel, bumbling it's way towards an airport in fog at low speed
>The WTC was hit by a fully loaded wide-body Boeing 767 (179,000 kg) travelling well above the designed maximum speed for that kind of plane and pointed directly at the building.
qt new zealish women
The grandparents are getting suspicious that I never go to church or pray
you're right, I also wear these too
I remember rocking these badboys with the flashing light in the heel
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She looks a bit of alright
yanks are weird
new trim lads, how do I look?
I hope so.
can tell by her hands shes got thick sausage feet, i hope you are ok w that
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actually good documentary by Johnathan Meades about Brutalism.
I'm afraid they'll remove me from the will and cut off contact if they find out I'm not a hardcore Baptist like they expect.
beto how come you dislike jews so much but subscribe to an ideology created and largely maintained by them
wow, what an achievement
surely someone for my future children to look up to
rate the collection
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miss this show
>beto how come you dislike jews so much but subscribe to an ideology created and largely maintained by them
marx trashed jews, and lenin disliked jewish nationalism
>reddit and morty
DUDE
ah yes the famous american christian beliefs of love and tolerance
just murder them before they find out
*says "yay" or "woo"*
>sergals
kys
'member that meme with the painting of two pigs, and text about oats? What the fuck was that even about?
just been booked kicked out of a London hostel for pissing on someone hahahaha, was drunk and don't remember doing it but probably did
just spent 45 minutes standing in a corridor in my boxers until the manager arrived banging on the door because a Spanish sjw locked me out
some weird /lit/ meme
>South Africans are just arrogant racists
The Guardian pls go
I imagine those aren't cheap cause demand would be low. The entrepreneur has to make a profit
why the fuck are my posts suddenly taking literal minutes to post
>knowing what that was
I had to look it up and yeah I'd shag it anyway
There is quite literally many thousands of pounds in that picture
going to promote the proto gf to so called gf this week lads
I don't know but it was really esoteric and I liked it
bad dragon is the most tedious meme corp
brother, please
our saffer personality confirms this
thats so funny
that damn guardian got nothing on the daily mail and express
beto is a crypto jew and probably has irish blood in him too
actually bangs tbqh
absolute madman
what if she has better business prospects elsewhere?
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this is actually bane before he put on the mask
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reckon everyone in school thought i was gay lads
Post your favourite games lads
88888888 should be about midnight UK time
The protogf went to try md
her whatsapp last seen is Friday
I think she's dead
toil got my Circadian rhythm all messed up
on my fifth video about bowl cuts
what am i doing
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it's the sunlight
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THE BLOOMIN' GUARDWIAN, ONLY READ BRIGHT BART AND MAILS ME DO
a lot of my mates would say that about me, often behind my back as well
refused to believe I was for a while
honestly was so grim smashing on the door in my boxers whilst some fat Spanish cunt cried about me pissing on her friend and refused to let me in
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Not enough ching ching man
lads... be honest now
would you?
>refused to believe I was for a while
why did you give in to peer pressure
Nah the speed will kick up hardcore before an all digits get
it's a possibility given the demand for girls like that. however, she has provided verbal feedback that indicates she is very interested in the promotion
how did you get locked out? should have sparked them both out
because they all wanted me to suck them off and I couldn't keep saying no
0w0
>mouse
skviik
>cat
miau miau :D
>dog
hau/vuf
>bird
titityy
>cow
möö
>An average of 43893 posts per day
>It's Sunday
give or take a couple of hours.
dunno it all happened so quick whilst I was half drunk half asleep
fuming I lost my £20 deposit too
>give or take 15-20% im so good at maths goys
spastic nonce
prööt viuh vauh nööööööönnööööööööööönnööööö pririririririririririiinnngggg pruuut rupsista miau ammuuuu vuh hau murr grr hmmmmm häähähähähää hööhöhöhöhööö hahahahaha hihihihihii hehehehe hoohohohohooo uaaaaahhhhh kops kips kups poks pam piu pau pom bäm zädäm präät röyh plompista blombs plip plap plop blumbs pii paa
have you got another place to stay?
did you piss the bed on a top bunk or literally get your nob out and piss on somebody?
calm down
bully
this ones so good
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do animals there speak finnish?
whats finnish for "yes"
the only animals there are the finnish
perkele
kyllä
perkele kyllä
that's cool
well one more hour and thats 48 hours straight awake. no food or sleep since friday lunch but about 30 lagers. every single weekend for 16 months. it sounds so absurd to say out loud and everyone who knows me is teling me to chill out but i just assume i'll be fine
anyone used poper blocker before
Haluatko käydä vessassa? Tykkään mennä vessaan
good lad
>drug abuse rises
>so does knife murders
not a coincidence methinks
when i used to get high with my mates one of them would tell us to suck each other's dicks as a "joke"
Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year Henry, person of the year
reckon alfie's army is behind it
Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year Harry, student of the year
woof haha
Tykkään jos on tarve ja saan mennä yksin