What I should visit if I was going to go to your country ?

What I should visit if I was going to go to your country ?

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My penis

My basement

My freezer

My favela

Nothing here to see. Perhaps the midnight sun.

Don't.

The airport, because fuck off we are full.

Warmia i Mazury

This

The small towns and cities near Amsterdam (around 30-40 minutes away).
Places like Edam already get many tourists, but I still think that too many people don't go outside of Amsterdam on visits here.

-Berlin, Potsdam and surroundings (inb4 muh immigrants muh depressing city)
-Dresden & Leipzig
-the Hansa cities
-Lake Constance
-some of the many castles like Hohenzollern or Neuschwanstein
-southern Bavaria with the Alps and the Allgäu

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Do you know the feeling of chewing some 5 gums ?

"glaciar perito moreno"
Kilometers of ice
When I was in front of that gigantic and glorious valley you can feel that he is breathing and the cold breeze can go through your soul

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Is the border between Switzerland and Germany nice? I heard the small towns are filled with rapists

not OP but watching this thing melt would probably just make me feel pessimistic about the future of our species

Actually you are wrong
That thing regenerates every season, I don't remember how much years does it takes but it does

When it goes down it makes a "bridge" like the pic and slowly will fall everything into the water

A lot of tourist travel to see this

that is actually cool. I was planning to visit Argentina at some point in my life anyway and I'll be sure to check the glacier out.

No you literally can't step out the door without getting raped

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no you won't

nice

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Don't go to California, dont go to the deep south (especially not South Carolina or Florida). Texas is cool if you stick to the cities. New England is cool (besides NYC), Northern midwest is beautiful as long as you avoid Detroit.

Mountains.
Architecture sucks.

wtf?

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whats wrong with california?

Wales.

Lake Garda
the comfy Umbria region
the little islands of Sicily that are close to Malta and Tunisia
Italy has so much to see, you'll never get bored of it

everything

me! :3

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