/mena/ - الشرق الأوسط وشمال أفريقيا
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Going to Algeria atm, couldn’t tell anybody because mom feared the bad eye
women are haram
You didn’t sleep wh*Tey?
that's right white people are haram
>Be me, Iranian guy in Saudi Arabia
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a Shia Arab woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Marhaba"
>She smiles and replies with a simple "Salam"
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Iran"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in makkah
>I say I was just visiting the holy places...
>Suddenly a gang of about 20 Sunni's appear and start drinking camel piss and loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the arab lady
>I say "How about you lizard-eating scumbags stop harassing her?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out scalpels, probably the same scalpels they use to mutilate young boys with
>I grab my faravahar necklace and put it over my Ali Daei t-shirt
>They all lunge at me ready to kill me
>I shout "Barayeh Hussein va barayeh Aryashahr YA ALI!!!" and charge back at them
>in a storm of fists and kicks I beat the shit out of all of my hook-nosed attackers
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Iran, the last bastion of Islam in the world, the most honourable and glorious country on earth, sons of the Lion, slayers of Arabs and Turks and the last home of the Ḥashāshīn.
>They limp away, pissing themselves with fear while babbling on about Saddam and muttering "We wuz umayyads", the excuse they use to clear themselves of blame every time they are defeated in battle
>Suddenly the Arab girl starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and has beautiful Safaviyya babies
>She says "Thank you Dariush, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had disgusting lizard eating camel piss drinking ar*b children, fortunately Arab men are cuckholds who don't mind being under Persian occupation and are inferior to the Persian bulls of the east..."
>I look at sky, smile and say "Ya Ali Ya Hussein"
>Saudi Arabia
worst part of /mena/ and go back to burgerland infidel
Are you sure that's a real story?
don't try to hide the truth
Dude, I live in Saudi Arabia and I can say some of it may be true, but some parts are hard to believe.
I'm not your dude kuffar, people who stone to death gay people are evil.
Cute!
FIRST FOR ISRAEL
I LOOKED AT AN ASIAN BITCHS CROTCH TODAY WHILE WAITING IN A STORE AND SHE STARTED GYRATING HER HIPS LIKE SHE WAS FUCKING SOMETHING
THEY WANT ME
TOO BAD MY MOM WAS THERE OR I WOULD HAVE GONE TO HER AND GOTTEN REJECTED
Oh damn you. Your clickbait image worked on me. Now what?
Oh dear God.
TFW CURRENT FWB HAS AN ASS LIKE THIS WHICH IS TOTALLY (WELL NOT TOTALLY) WASTED ON ME AS A TITS/THIN GIRLS MAN
CIAO DON MANLETTO
Well shit.
IS THAT HOW THEY GREET PEOPLE IN TERRONE ARABIA?
You interrupted my brain on that godly ass.
>that pic
Fake news
HAHA GHXQUQXGH
T. MIBOUN
Did you suffer a stroke or something?
Early hours and late /mena/ are the worst, ugh.
IM CALLING UQUQ AQUQ IN MALTESE
T. C& H&L THE B&S
when are the best hours ?
Shut up you cuck
T. THE REAL QUQ
>UQUQ AQUQ
Do I look like I speak owl?
GOTTEN GANGBANGED BY SEVEN MEN LATELY UQUQ?
YOU DONT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF A WISE BIRD YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF A S2PID BIRD UQUQ
Yeah. one of them was your dad.
WELL HE THOUGHT UQUQ WERE A GIRL IT ISNT HIS FAULT YOURE SUCH A FOGIT YOUR TEST LEVELS ARE NEGATIVE
I want to do that with a plunger someday.
DO IT TODAY DONT YOU HAVE A PLUNGER IN YOUR HOUSE? OR MAYBE YOURE INDIAN IN BEHAVIOR?
A cleaner one would be preferable.
SCRUB A DUB DUB YOU LAZY QUQ
OR BUY A FRESH ONE FROM THE STORE
Now you stay here for the rest of the year
BUT HED BURN SITTING NEXT TO UQUQ MR N4A
Second option is good.
If I get showered with asses, sure.
MAKE SURE TO TAKE A PIC WITH TIMESTAMP FOR US UQUQ
HERES AN ASS FOR YOUR TROUBLE—YOUR MOMS
Lmao he unironically looks like MBS
You can barely see the ass.
Why mena is so filled with cancerous shitposting ?
And more importantly, why jews ruins everything they parasite ?
4UQUQ
NO U QUQ4A
You can't do anything right.
Ruins of Persepolis in Iran.The ceremonial capital of theAchaemenid Empire - built over 2500 years ago by Darius and Xerxes, the city suffered a decline after it was conquered and looted by Alexander in 330 BCE.
Hello GENRIKH
>tards who think this is a den of deprivity and anomity so they show their true colors by posting gay shit, traps and shitposting.
It's a side effect of repression and fear, those fags irl couldn't sat half of the shit they post here, because either they will be laughed off or beaten to a pulp.
NO U QUQ
HELLO UQUQ
>tfw will never see her again
ORBITER ONEITIS QUQ
Ok, that's an improvement.
Please stop
stop calling me an orbiter i never talked to her for the whole period when we were studying together (2years)
Dumb normalfag.
T. WHINY QUQ WHO C& H&L TH& B&S
Stop orbiting girls. It's the worst shit you could do, you don't understand how much it damages you in the long run. It's not normal behaviour.
NOT EVEN AN ORBITER JUST A QUQ DAYDREAMING FROM A DISTANCE TOO SHY TO SAY HI AS CHADDIBAL PLOWS HER SALTED CARTHAGINIAN EARTH
You will find someone soon.
إن شاء الله حبيبي
myfuneral.jpg
NOT AS BAD AS ORBITING GUYS LIKE UQUQ
IM YIRTZEH HASHEM SOON BY YOU
YOU BUT WHITE
please stop
no you i'm totally numb
at least i don't live in the normiest country of mena
you normalfags will never understand i always keep my distance from people i find cute and try to avoid them even when they talk to me
never desu
T. QUQ
T. QUQ
necrophilia is ok.
>you normalfags will never understand
Nah dude, I'm far from a normie and I completely understand what you mean. I orbited a girl once and she shat on me and my pride. I kept thinking that maybe if she would sense that I want her really badly then she'd eventually give up and date me or at least acknowledge me out of sympathy. All that ever really happened is she made fun of me, she told me I'm the worst thing to happen to her life and she kissed a dude in front of me on purpose.
Don't be as pathetic as I am, stop orbiting girls. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal. Go to the gym, get swole, you'll get girls.
It's ok you have me, Izem
THE KIND OF ASS *I* LIKE
NO U QUQ
hawt, more
T.
At last you post something worth looking at.
Stop
Dumb normalfag.
am sad, why are you so mean?
THE TYPE OF ASS YOU QUX LIKE
don't want to go on kuffar website, post here
Are you the levantine or somali?
Are you the potato or the potAto?
THE SHIRTS ARE ACTUALLY COMPLIMENS UQUQ
JUST LOOK UP SHADMAN OR SHADBASE YOU NEWFIG
BTW PIC RELATED YOUR CLAN
fag
Sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean by that?
NO UQUQ
DUBZ PROVE
>too bad my mom was there
I want to whip some kike girl's ass with my belt.
IS IT MY FAULT I SEE HER ONCE A WEEK? SHOULD I CUT HER OFF ENTIRELY JUST CAUSE SHE STANDS BETWEEN ME AND GETTING REJECTED BY SOME HORNY AZN 5/10?
>YOUR
>implying
I am AMAZIGH
FUN FACT THE GUY IN THAT VID WAS ACTUALLY AN ISRAELI ARAB DOING A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND THE GUY WHIPPING HIM WAS A SYRIAN REFUGEE OF FAKESTINIAN DESCENT
T.
I'm not interested in that. I just want a qt Jewish girl screaming with every hit.
ASK BARABAS FOR HIS DAUGHTER
Badab-e Surt in Mazandaran, Iran