Name a sexier language

Memes aside, no language can't beat French in terms of sexiness. Qt French girls melt my heart.

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Any language except French is sexier

Polish is probably the least sexy language in the world.

And English*

This.
French men sound decently.

French when spoken by females

how the hell does spanish sound "sexy"

french girls speaking french is hot, men not so much

I stayed in Elche for a few days for work and spanish women below 30 on the whole(for the most part) are just pure sex

They make british women look like goblins, I bet the women are even better in madrid

that's a country, not a language.

Elche is one of the cities with the most native iberian heritage, their boobs are the biggest in Spain

>In the aforementioned city of Elche, the average size of breasts among women aged between 18 and 45 years is 96.34 centimeters. Far ahead of the city that has been in second position, Elda, curiously another town in the same province.

C*stilian whores cannot even compete with this VALENCIAN BEAUTIES

very nice, gonna get me a valencian qt

Everyother language than this

also this
11/10

literally white trash

If you saw british women you'd do the same

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>gonna get me a valencian qt
this is the average valencian girl

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would smash desu

nice try miguel, but you can't fool me, I've seen the light, and the future is spanish women + anglo men

.... la abominacion ...

youtube.com/watch?v=1JNeh1isjUs

Catalan is sexier than spanish

It sound like they have a potato or a dick in their throat btw, but still sexy

youtube.com/watch?v=-ObgdAPe2SQ

Arabic.

>catalan is sexy
ewwwwww what the fuck are you smoking italiabro?

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French
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Sounds so close to portuguese wew

Unironically Indica

It's very close to some north italian and south french languages like this

youtube.com/watch?v=j1se2xsAfyk

opposed to what? there are several languages in Spain

Russian men sound manly as fuck while russian women sound hot.

>actually smoking weed
why would anyone do this, it is unironically shittiest drug desu.

Sorry Friends. The language of my grandfather's itialian is superior to this shit mainstream mierda

Italian is much sexier
Japanese is sexier but only when it's spoken by a woman

this

youtube.com/watch?v=1GeNocpPXFw

>ugly bitch
>ugly voice
>quebec accent
fuck off leafo

nederlands is de mooiste taal

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>dutch

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this guy knows what he's talking about

Nahuatl

Galego. :)

>Qt French girls
Post a real QT :d

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No, french is
>t. Tizoc
nahuatl sounds like fucking turk

"Hablo el español con Dios, el italiano con las mujeres, el francés con los hombres y el alemán con mi caballo."

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unironically romanian

French is the best romantic language
Spanish sounds gross
Italian sounds like spanish
Portugese sounds like a retarded spanish
Romanian I never heard

This tbqh.

Based

>French men sound gay.
Fixed.

t. tatar
go back to the urals

shut your hole. If you'll talk to my cousin like that again im gonna suicide-bomb into your house

I'd love to see you try sissy, turkboi
the power of the ubermensch breton french runs throught my veins

There is a big shitstorm in the Netherlands because people bully the fat princess online

>ubermensch breton
>literally celtcucks who were to afraid of big anglo-saxon cock
wew

>like fucking turk
legit one of the coolest languages tbqh
youtube.com/watch?v=D0pdrCziyuk

french is the best language by far im no fan of french culture or french people but their voices are a blessing

>カラ·アル·ソル
>cara aru soru
i'm dying

Pretty much any language that isn't French, Dutch, Danish, Semitic or Sino-Tibetan or some nigger speak

Name a sexier language
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>all frenchmen sound gay
Sure

t. a*glo

(t. 1/2 br*ton)

youtube.com/watch?v=OFPMw88KeAs&t=117s

>slavshits and nordcucks trying to say their languages sound good

lmao

Russian is beautiful though.
And French is the worst romance language.

Real men learn German.

>Russian is beautiful though.
no it is not
>And French is the worst romance language.
couldn't agree more

Well, I always knew Kazakhstan was the best -stan country.

El Castellano no es una lengua voluptuosa; es una lengua divina y aurea.

i don't care about opinion of magrebi colony

that's Yunanistan

¨Polish :D

Eastern Mallorcan is far superior.

I don't even know if you're Russia's bitch
Are you?

El autista kraut sin alma.

Italian

italian?

definitely the best of sounding of the western ones
>not as gay as french
>not as grunt oogabooga german
>not as constrained as english
>not as peasant sounding as spanish
>not as mumbly as dutch

ye that's pretty much it. Too bad the people of italy are literally retarded though

how is this thread still alive

Catalan is quite nice, not as silly as Italian. Castilian pronunciation has its good sides, too.

Damn right hermano

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Italian

Imo all romance languages have a different kind of appeal to them.
French is the most romantic one.
Italian is the most lyrical/nice sounding and is the most playful.
Spanish is the sexiest one (Nothing as sexy as a madrilene girl scolding you then luring you into hot sex by whispering dirty talk)
Portuguese is a bit different since they aren't a mediterranean country, sounds pretty melancholic. (Brazilian portuguese is closer to italian to my ears).
Romanian has too many slav loanwords to compare to the rest even though it's pretty close to vulgar latin.

youtube.com/watch?v=NgMUBy0XdHI

youtube.com/watch?v=9T27ec1lMEQ

it's smoother than spanish

French

Low German

Oh, fuck off.

based

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Brazilian Portuguese

Portuguese Brazilian

The moonface gene runs strong in both sides of the family.