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Gonna sit and eat an entire tube of pringles.
dont know anyone with dementia
dont know anyone with cancer
dont know anyone on death's door
dont care
simple as
going to sleep, anyone want to cuddle me?
thanks for the thread, Doug! much lovr to the family
love,
uncle Rob and aunt deb xx
I wonder if my parents care that I'm a weird recluse who'll probably die alone
wonder how much repeat business psychologists/therapists get because their clientele is too awkward to say it's not working or i don't want to see you anymore
>Not even 3 o'clock
Nonce
would be well funny if i went to the doctors now and found out i had cancer having said all this
Little Alfie's face in the clouds, lads.
yeah it probably gnaws at them
I'm a normie in every aspect of my life except romantic relationships. I think my brother thinks I am in the closet.
Love ya both. Shall pop over for a visit soon
Love nightscapes chilled out vibe
Mostly dihydrocodeine
what edition is this?
that's jesus, mate
Just did a wank. It wasn't very good, not a big enough load.
looks more like robbie rotten
would be even funnier if you didn't go to the doctor so the cancer would spread even further haha x
don't think mine care at all
just a fact of life
pozzed
probably not though
my dad's a weirdo recluse just like me and he did try to kill himself once or twice when he was younger
and my mum's a weird borderline-autistic psychotic mess who just focuses her attention on things that aren't me
alri jack
How many fingers should a grown man be able to fit in his arse? Asking for a friend.
Don’t have full orgasms when I’m hungover, don’t get that euphoric pleasure my dick just goes numb when I squirt
Me on smoko at toil lads
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alri
just ate a pork pie
Anyone doing No Fap May?
Think the pakis may be wrong on this one tbpqhwy.
>grandparents or father has dementia
start learning shit EVERY DAY, get on udemy and start taking courses back to back, you can offset it, also then with your new skills you can get a job and stop being a NEET and actually socialize
Also take fish oil daily
aha madness staying home then
wish my dad didn't have 6 children so i'd get more inheritance
cool it with the anti virgin rhetoric
always thought you as an only child luca
Already started a comfy new job last week. Shall certainly consider the fish oil x
no ill be wanking come what may
im not luca
not going to get any inheritance from my parents
they are poor and they will die poor
i also have three brothers
yeah i may do
Why did my pic piss people off is it because they can’t deal with a working class lad being minted?
Is this something to do with Mummy May's porn filters?
same, worst thing is he had three with a new family so probably out the will altogether lmao
never really cared about the sex
would just like to be intimate with a girl
hate being an actual social mong
>they believe they are entitled
where are they getting this from
trying doesn't mean you're guaranteed to win, but you can't win without trying either, so what the fuck are they to do?
got a new suit for my friends daughters christening
unironically love you jacky boy, potential for a magnificent new personality
I wish my parents had had kids when they were older so that they would actually have something to inherit.
To put it in perspective I am 23 and my parents are 40 and 39.
nah
holistic karma doctrine dictates that weird and reclusive long term NEETs will have long and empty lives free from any major health problems
oh my days look at that cut hahahahhahah
*wears leather to meet the pope*
back from the gym lads
alone
Haven't been able to post in a little while. Working as a waiter.
Because you look like a fucking retard.
going to leave my phone under some papers on my desk at lunchtime to record what the normoids say about me
can see an argos catalogue in that chest of draws from brighthouse
is that a sin?
because whilst you might have money, you don't act nor think like a rich person
it's like virgins
you can have sex with people, but mentally you might still be a virgin
You need to get a tailor lad. And consider a material that isn't shiny. And lose the loafers.
Cheers
which one is the russian the one filming or theo ns moking
I rate that fit senpai
>Dr. Mukunda Karmacharya (Dr. Karma) has been consistently and accurately diagnosing patients where other doctors have been unable to for over 20 years. His mission is to heal the world, one patient at a time. Now he is determined to apply his special talents to patients who are too far away to see him in person.
A life without sex or relationships is utterly debilitating lol, they have no lemons
being a forener on /brit/ is such an easy way to gain validation and attention
hate you cunts just want to mong out with my fellow britons not put up with your jf shite
3 of the 6 are from a second wife
im the 3rd from the first and i was even conceived when they were seperated
why couldn't he have just kept his cock in his pants
Easy there mate I only called you a twat
Curious to hear the results of this.
ever heard the phrase "hell bent for leather"
absolute state. The miracle was that the small lad got that rare illness. saved a lifetime of conscious misery.
your whole outfit is worth one of my t-shirts
>failing at something means you feel entitled to it
xanny man started selling 1mg pills
much more convenient
just got called an euroPEON by a yank
...
>Not filtering all foreign flags
My only exception is Aussies because I have a cousin in Australia who I know posts here.
yeah good one haha state of you fucking prick arsehole get for maisie
Funny how all these "experts" on incels have suddenly emerged after the Toronto van attack. One week ago they'd never even heard of the term.
>hell bent for leather
yeah but thought that meant going fast
OK: mid 19th century (originally US): probably an abbreviation of orl korrect, humorous form of all correct, popularised as a slogan during President Van Buren's re-election campaign of 1840 in the US; his nickname Old Kinderhook (derived from his birthplace) provided the initials.
>you don't act nor think like a rich person
You are thinking of class not wealth, I don’t wanna be a tarquin either
>you can have sex with people, but mentally you might still be a virgin
Makes no sense all a virgin means is whether you had sex or not, it’s not anything deeper.
love pizza hut decor lads
love the pizza too haha
>taking downers
is there a more virgin class of drug than benzos?
beard is so patchy on my cheeks fml
well frankly it refers to nothing more or less than moving rapidly and with determination. “Hell” in this case strengthens the word “bent,” which means a direct route (although it sounds as though it should mean the opposite). “Leather” refers either to a saddle or to a whip used to urge a horse to move faster, or perhaps items. “Hell for leather” meaning “all deliberate haste” was a popular phrase in itself. Among a number of variants is “hell-bent for election,” said to have originated with the 1840 Maine gubernatorial race and appearing in an 1899 Stephen Crane story: “One puncher racin' his cow-pony hell-bent-for-election down Main Street.” Others are “hell-bent for breakfast,” “for Sunday,” and “for Georgia.”
being an awkward guy in university right now must be like it was for goths after Columbine.
the state
nonce
brainlet
haven't been inside a pizza hut since i was 12
Christ this must be your typical brit virgin
if you obsess over failing yet blame others then yes you feel entitled
like you OUGHT to have succeeded but it's not your fault you didn't, it's someone else's
potential for this one too
have you got any weird tics or a fucked up home life
>he doesnt pop a couple of vallies after the sesh
jog on mate you ain't about it
don't know why they're called downers when they motivate me and make me feel 10x better
Me on smoko at toil in Australia lads
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