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anyone else got a big knob but a thin shaft

god she's so fit

how the fuck is she married to charlie "brick face" brooker

This is the most brutal blackpill that normies spend the most time ducking. Society has decided that males are expendable, especially if you don't have something to offer like looks/talent, so they're okay with the bottom 20-30% of males being miserable, depressed and dying alone.

The idea of shacking up with an undesirable male is so off-putting to average or below femoids, that they would rather be Chad's side-piece than have a looksmatched male to themselves.

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*stamps on the ceiling*

Where can I find a girl that will let me creampie her mouth and then spit it back into my mouth.

why did the dr prescribe me propanalol for anxiety? it literally does nothing. cant tell any difference lol, wasted 8 quid on the prescription

rate my bookshelf lads

anything you reckon I'd like that I should add to it?

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i just popped 6 xan yuh
lean skrr yuh

*signs $50m contract with Sony Music*

huh
guess we're not inbred then

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Pretty gay pic

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*raises paw*
not even that big a knob haha
got the 6 inch length 4.5 inch girth phallus

extremely fucked up haha why save this pic just wondering

yeah ok? what's wrong with that

jeremy clarkson - for crying out loud!

fat people have no shame

Well its supposed to be decent for anxiety and it's not a benzo which your gp doesn't want to prescribe

try upping the dosage? just be careful since I don't know the side effects of beta blockers or whatever it is

team edward

wouldnt the rate of inbreeding just be inversely proportional to population density?

facts bro

because anxiety can't be fixed with pills
you are the one who can fix your anxiety, it's something that everyone has but they overcome it as they become an adult

if you're not sure how to overcome it, think about it, you're capable of introspection, you should be able to figure out the cause of your anxiety

actually love how pakis say 'bro'
the london paki accent is fab

>because anxiety can't be fixed with pills
ahem
*downs another 0.5mg alp every day for the rest of my life*

by knob i mean specifically the glans btw

my willy looks like a mushroom

who let teh dogs out?
let's counter with cats.

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>because anxiety can't be fixed with pills
not true btw

>tfw Trump hates your state senator

This can only mean good things in our future, surely

well yes that's generally what that map shows

the blogger is quite reputable, he knows his stuff

incel freak

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wish I didn't see that animal cruelty picture

how do they say it?

but pills are horrible in other ways, can make you addicted, side effects and so on

pills just address the symptoms, they don't fix the cause

SSRIs can work wonders on some people

knew a girl that was in a grim place now she's a turbo normie

yeah my bellend is rather large

wtf lads just been gaily skipping thru the forest in search of mushrooms for my broth and when i picked this big but thin one all this red shit started oozing out

literally having a wank

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2c-b on its own or with mandy for a dnb festival? done acid a few times but never 2c-b, getting a few pills and want to take it at a festival in about 6 weeks

business idea: depression, but instead of being depressed all the time sometimes you get super happy and feel amazing

>you can't find a gf because women can sense your internalise misogyny

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still cant believe charlie brooks got with her

manic depression mate

that He would let you live and these animals perish just blows my mind

drugs are for losers

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Anxiety is largely genetic you utter mongoloid, so no you CAN'T just fix it yourself, and therapy and pills AT BEST just paper over the cracks and never address the fundamental issue

lol me xd

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Nice. Is there a medicine that can give me that instead of just depression. This fucking sucks

>what did you say about me on the internet, user?

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got a qt gf even though i have all the standard rorke views and attitudes
girls don't really care much about what you believe in, just don't be a dickhead and be good looking

wish i had a noctopus

>just don't be a dickhead
but r9k told me girls love dickheads

My anxiety is worse than ever, at age 29, despite doing things that were far out of my comfort zone (travelling around the world alone).

Just face your fears bro! Yeah more useless normie bullshit that doesn't work

kinell were only 8200 posts from the get, willing to bet some scriptfag from srs ios gonna get it

no they can't. but they can sense if you are being stressed around them or not. so practice being calm and confident around girls.

nah girls like it when guys are cocky and cheeky, they hate it when they're bitter and rude
big difference

All lies

how do I know if I'm depressed?

ah yes the runts are in full force today
shall up their daily rations to placate them a bit

I used to have this i still miss it

i cant balance that

>again
I have never had sex. So this proposition means I would still get to have sex at least once.

Answer this question: are you depressed?

girls love positive dickheads

this

gf is a bit of a neocon ngl and i am a racist radical centrist so we do quite get along
funnily enough when we started going out i was a rorke and she was a leftoid lunatic

Match the dog to the poster.

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Does nothing bring you enjoyment?

any other lads here grew up in white rural england

fucking loved it, my youth was better than rorke's wildest fantasies

probably talked to about 2 non-whites from birth until i left home at 18

Manic can be nice if you can manage it. but it can suck too if you don't manage it. very easy to spin out of control and say stupid shit that hurts people.

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no lies
asked my gf on the first date something like "what she really dislikes" and she said something like "racism and sexism"

after dating me she'll be saying things like "london is a third world hellhole", wanting revenge against muslims after the manchester bombing etc, also agrees with me whenever i say most girls are degenerate and will likely struggle to find a husband to settle down with if they spend their young lives being sluts

fair, so if I take say a quarter gram bomb of mandy and then a 20mg 2c-b pill a few hours later that's the best thing to do?

You're all my bitches

Hate people get the TYPING notification when you tap on someone on Snapchat so they KNOW you're snooping

fuck sake

you can fix it, you just need to stop being lazy and put the effort in to think about yourself and how your mind works
you can fix loads of things like this

I'm saying face your fears, I'm saying address them and actively keep them under control

I say this as someone who suffers from anxiety myself, I know how to deal with it, and I've explained how you can too
if you don't want to do that, you're just being lazy

Can't talk to girls above the age of 13 or below the age of 25 in a normal way.

Why aren't you a multi-millionaire? Stop being a victim and just get rich. Anyone can make it, you're just lazy and whining about your 'misfortune'. Just believe and you will achieve. Oprah and Richard Branson told me so.

not something to be proud of really

mad how much of the country you never see

train was diverted to a different line yesterday, saw shitloads of random towns and countryside

Still all grim, terrace-ridden shitholes, but at least it was new

poo

i mean it is possible for literally anyone to become rich
not likely, but it's not impossible

nonce

the only thing capitalism causes is misery

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Show your shitty advice up your arse, I'm older than you, I have more life experience, and I know you have nothing useful to say.

Wtf

can't tell

yes but I've recently quit everything that brought me enjoyment because I felt like shit after enjoying it. Cigs, drugs, videogames etc

explain

soon.

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I think being a chav actually helps me with girls because my inhibitions are lower.

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