Tfw trapped in northwestern ontario

>tfw trapped in northwestern ontario
>nearest city is thunder bay worst crap heap in canada
>nothing but trees and degenerates around for miles and miles
>everyone’s poor
>zero jobs, restaurants, or movie theaters for over an hour away
>no girls who aren't worn down 19yo single mums who look 40
>all the guys are alcoholics and alfie evans-tier brainlets
>no friends because i refuse to assimilate to this way of life
>only thing to do is drink, watch snow pile up, and get eaten by mosquitos
>live in the woods in a broken down poverty shack probably dying of mold and lead poisoning, biting cold wind is constantly blowing through the paper walls
>have slow as molasses satellite internet that goes out when it rains or snows

Hahaha... yeah real comfy right Jow Forums???

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move to austrailia asap

how big is your city/town?

Roughly 800 or so people.
I live outside it in the woods with no car since I'm poor and cant get a job here. I only get to leave when my parents drive me places.

Wew, why do your family still live there?

They are retards and like living here, plus Dad is disabled and moving would be hard for him. They probably couldn't sell this shitpile lean-to of a house if they gave it away.

>in canada

so its comfy

Where would you want to live?

Canada is like Russia but slightly richer

yeah sure maybe the snow is the same tho

Vancouver Island or Florida

Fix your house up. It's not hard, just a lot of work. Get a carpentry book or look up shit on the internet and do it right, it'll be slow going but it's not like you have anything better to do.
Get into hiking/canoeing whatever. Nature makes you feel good.
Pick up a hobby where you make shit you can sell on etsy or ebay or whatever, I assume you have a post office. Try backyard blacksmithing or make a little diy lathe and turn up some nice pens or something. It's rewarding and the extra income never hurts, although you'll never get rich off it.

Life is shit everywhere unless you make it not shit.

That doesn't invalidate the object of his lamentations, i.e. that it's unfair that he lives in a literal shithole rather than a major city.

If he lived in a major city he'd be bitching about too many garbage people who don't give a shit about each other, shitty neighbors and his garbage poor neighborhood, and instead of a poverty shack he'd be living in a filthy apartment half the size paying twice the price. But he could go to a theater more easily I guess.

>But he could go to a theater more easily I guess.
You're missing the point. In a city he could actually get a job. In many small shithole towns, you simply cannot nowadays.

How are you trapped there? Just move to another province retard

>dude just move lmao

how?

What if he doesn’t have enough money saved? It’s like saying just move to another state lol not that easy kiddo

Just be yourself.

stop spamming this thread everyday, get a job and move out

Thunder Bay is the comfiest town in Ontario and Canada
not our fault you decided to live in the outskirts LOSER

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BUS IS FUCKING STUCK IN FUCKING SUDBURY
t.susi

>Get a carpentry book or look up shit on the internet and do it right, it'll be slow going but it's not like you have anything better to do.

He'll need income to do repairs and renovations as well as purchasing equipment.

Imagine living in a gibs welfare state like Canada and still be this pathetic.

druggie or native?

I can't get welfare I live with my parents

So move away and get welfare you dumbass

how do i get a place? keep in mind i have no car very little money.

come to brazil

You really need to move to Toronto bud

Why does everyone talk up northern ontario except the people that actually live there? Too many mentally ill conservatives are so obsessed with idolizing rural poverty because everyone there is white.

Why are there so few jobs there?

Uh pack up all your shit and get a bus ticket?

Plan ahead by applying for welfare/training/jobs ahead of time? It ain’t ‘easy’ but if you aren’t happy where you are sitting around isn’t going to make it better. At least life will be interesting.

Most jobs concentrate in large cities, especially in a service economy. No large cities in Northern Ontario, geography isn't suitable

apply for jobs somewhere else, google how to move, rent an apartment, go try for an education. Literally anything, just make sure you don't sit there and do nothing, fucker. Otherwise you've got no right to complain

All of that requires money which he doesn't have...

>Hahaha... yeah real comfy right Jow Forums???

It's your own fault that your life is shit. A man with some fucking purpose in his soul could make a really cozy life out of what you have right before you. But you're not that kind of man.

I think i need to come up with a good scam to get money

welfare is shit here.

>A man with some fucking purpose in his soul could make a really cozy life out of what you have right before you.

His life is NOT COZY.
A man with "real purpose" if he had the resources would leave if he had the chance.

how much does satellite internet cost?

you could move to thunder bay and get a student loan to set you up until you get a job

True suffering is living in Saskatchewan. There is literally jack shit to do here

You're horribly mistaken if you believe Canada is a true welfare state.

are you 1st national?

Sounds really cozy tbqh.
Turn into a snow bogan, meet your fellow palenecks at the local wooden hut american dinner canadian pub and shoot the shit, go hunting, steal a teenager before she goes to shit and be the one to put a baby in her while she is 19 but keep her from looking 40, get a job as a trucker or sell what you hunt, fix your house.
Really kino.

>No jobs
>Still alive

How do people survive?

Come to Italy OP

>only thing to do is drink, watch snow pile up, and get eaten by mosquitos
Literally small town finland

>all the guys are alcoholics and alfie evans-tier brainlets

too soon...HAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHA