Are Americans culturally closer to Germans than to British people...

Are Americans culturally closer to Germans than to British people? They seem to share more things in common with Germans. Lack of sense of humour and imagination, hyper-competitiveness, worshipping of money and social status, cult of male body, tolerance for aggression and violence, extreme patriotism and militarism, tunnel vision of the world, inability to think outside of the box, unhealthy admiration of cars, suppression of emotions, hatred of disabled people, ethnic minorities and anyone who is "weird" and unusual, exceptionalism, extreme narrow-mindedness and fanaticism, the list goes on and on. America seems to be English-speaking Germany watered down with Blacks, Mexicans and Jews.

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Also obsession with control and mass surveillance.

but german men are ridgid af
murricans love chill and comfy

you've never met a german have you?

i did (fucked too)

spot on mate

Erm, no not at all. Americans are literally the antithesis of Germans.

Germans are collectivist, unsociable, humorless, work machines with extreme autism that will gladly subject themselves to an authoritarian.

Americans are individualist, sociable, friendly, and extremely liberty and conservatism oriented.

The only thing Germans and Americans share is efficiency and heritage seeing as how so many Americans are Germans.

Hard to say as I have limited exposure to actual Germans, but I can tell you that the rural American countryside is littered with german-americans and they sort of check a lot of those boxes, however they are a also a very neighborly, helpful and warm people

>individualist
lol no, that's a myth
your marching bands, your worship of the military (the most de-individualizing organization imaginalbe), your cookie cutter lifestyle...
even your "liberals" are hyperconformists who demand that everybody must hold the same enlightened opinions - the puritans would recognize it in a second

your libertarianism is just a cover story for throwing your fellow man on the curb (and don't start with the charity bullshit, it's tax deductible and a way to ease your conscience, not a way to actually fix problems)

Worshipping the military and being an individualist society are not mutually exclusive. There's no mandatory military service. You don't have to worship the military.