>tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
Brayden Powell
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Elijah Cox
>tfw no sense of selfness
Matthew Parker
Shift your politics to the far left and earn people's respect that way.
Revolutionaries are manly, confident and charming intellectuals whilst rightist bankstercucks are retarded insecure and brainwashed idiots.
Women know this instinctively and won't breed with low IQ right wing manchildren, as their children will be idiots as well, due to their flawed genetics and unfit father.
Read some Marx to begin with, and quote him and Lenin whenever politics are discussed around females.
Then go directly to guys like Foucault, Chomsky, DeBord etc. for prime quote material. You will be perceived as a deep thinker, and a man of strong conviction and morality.
Women cannot resist.
Throw out your stupid meme t shirts and buy a lot of khaki military green shirts, mao suits, military boots, and either a patrol cap that matches your outfit in colour or a red or black beret. No other colours.
Throw out all of your electronics and other items, produced by imperialist nations. Use only Chinese electronics, and drink only Cuban rum. If you smoke, switch to Cuban cigars.
Stop all video game playing, and read only. Marxist philosophy and books by famous communists and anarchists should be 80% and the rest left leaning speculative fiction and sci-fi. Do not watch any more American movies.
NEVER say a positive thing about the United States ever again.
Lastly, hang the flag of any revolutionary movement or anti-imperialist state (Cuba, Soviet Union are a classic) and a framed picture of a revolutionary of your own choosing.
I recommend Thomas Sankara as you will display a superior intellect by being revolutionary, non-racist, for women's liberation and anti-imperialist all at once.
Seeing this, women will see you as a rebel and a man of conviction. You will be their hero, and they will think about you for the rest of their lives.
Christian Edwards
DRÖMMEN RANN UT I SAND LEVE CAROLUS
Lincoln Bailey
LOL
Tyler Lee
I firmly believe that Stalin was a good boi and find I nuffin.
Where can I get myself assertive tall Jow Forums gf?
Luke Cruz
*dindu
Lucas Jackson
>tfw critical gf shortage in country
>tfw government issued gf program struggling to keep up
Levi James
Stay away from van rental shops
Jacob Murphy
>I firmly believe that Stalin was a good boi and find I nuffin.
Stalin was right wing tho.
Ryder Lopez
You of course need to follow all of the steps, but it's absolutely necessary to loudly exclaim revolutionary views and agitate for revolution, you can't get women by just being a revolutionary "in your head". It's very common to be anti-USA in Russia so you have to make sure that you criticise the capitalist system as a whole.
There's a very detailed guide here to most of the lifestyle adjustments you will need to make for guaranteed gf and mistresses:
marxists.org
Nathan Cooper
ayyyy lmao
Aiden Hernandez
Could be worse.
You could be stabbed.
Hudson Lopez
Intelligent women love cynics.
Michael Brooks
Collectivization and total governmental control over factories don't look right wing at all
Henry Evans
I would love a Stalinist gf.
Christian Davis
It's more than possible. Here are some more key steps to achieving guaranteed gf. Once you have followed all steps you will be able to choose any gf you want.
1. Go carefully through your social media and delete every post and picture containing Trump, Putin, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, etc. and all right wing news. Delete all posts condoning capitalism in general, and dislike every meme page related to the aforementioned subjects.
2. Go through your phone and computer and delete all right wing memes, American movies, unsubscribe from all sources of these materials and set your wallpaper to something revolutionary, that painting of Soviet soldiers throwing tattered Nazi war banners at the feet of Stalin in Moscow is 200% going to get poon.
3. Only read and post news from the following sources in the future: TeleSur, WSWS. org, MonthlyReview, The Intercept, The Guardian, Granma, Jacobin, DemocracyNow, The Militant, Marxist.com and sites linked there.
4. Retweet and share posts from Rojava news, Yemen Resistance Watch, and similar sites.
Also follow all steps previously stated.
Julian Martin
intelligent women are ugly in most cases
Joseph Morris
because pretty intelligent women downplay their intelligence
Isaiah James
This is what you are actually believing about yourself. Newsflash: you are a dumb and obvious bitch who has never came up with an original thought in your entire life.
John Price
>This is what you are actually believing about yourself
What? I'm not a woman. You mean i believe i'm pretty? What?
>Newsflash: you are a dumb and obvious bitch who has never came up with an original thought in your entire life.
Newsflash: People outside of tumblr and facebook don't write newsflash as a start to sentence.
Mason Rivera
>Stop all video game playing, and read only. Marxist philosophy and books by famous communists and anarchists should be 80% and the rest left leaning speculative fiction and sci-fi. Do not watch any more American movies.
This is actually really sound advice.
Henry Hughes
no matter how bad things get, just remember, you can end it whenever you want