/brit/

looking forward to seeing hiro disembowel himself for this failure

How can I get a woman to sit on my face, lads?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

eh fine

extremely gutted that Martin Shkreli got imprisoned and didn't buy Jow Forums
he would have been the owner we deserved, an actual cheeky edgelord weirdo, not some fagcuck like moot or an inept jap like hiro.

once had too much to drink when was home alone and did a gigantic sick on the beige carpet which contained a lot of red wine, then when i woke up at about 8am-9am in an extremely bad hangover in fact maybe a little more than a hangover spent 6 hours continuously cleaning the huge pile of red sick off the carpet until parents came back about 3pm and did it so well and tried so many different techniques that i was completely successful and now there isnt the slightest trace of where it was on the carpet, plus didnt even smell bad as i used an entire can of carpet febreeze on it, excuse gave to parents for huge wet patch was dropped entire dinner on carpet and they bought it because the cleanup was so good, however didnt recover from the hangover for over 48 hours so feigned food poisoning i was in very bad way couldnt stop shaking

strangling the doggo to teach him a lesson just gave me a stiffy
somewhat worried lads

Netflix docco on Bobby Kennedy is pure kinography

Him and his brother were two noble gaels

jimmy saville was a ledge

*does a pop shove-it*

I have
It ruined my life

got banned from /leftypol/ for 3 months for making a joke

you need to go back

Get the impression he was a bit of an attentionwhore tb h, probably would have been adding filters and shit daily

The thing is I was self aware about it all, I knew I just had to go for it but then I would run up to like a 3 set and just stop myself when I should have ollied or I wouldnt fully commit to a trick and stay above the board. I just had to accept that skateboarding wasnt for me despite my love for it.

Still enjoy watching the odd thrasher vid every now and then.

>extremely gutted that Martin Shkreli got imprisoned and didn't buy Jow Forums
>he would have been the owner we deserved, an actual cheeky edgelord weirdo, not some fagcuck like moot or an inept jap like hiro.

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jfk got HEEMed by an anglo communist

Welp, that thread is full of people defending incels. Who want to murder me for being born with a vagina.

Why am I not surprised that the majority of Reddit supports sexism?

why is alcohol legal

Drinking alone in your parents house is kino alcoholism tb h

how big are your bobs

Was just about to say how much I enjoy longer threads and then I see there was a new. sigh

>click a store front
>it's actually a bridge
buggeration

business idea: cook up a bunch of crack then smoke it then drive around for an hour or two prowling the streets for the little shits who dented my car and offer the ma profuse apology and show them the gifts i brought them to make it up to them

*coughs in your face*
yeah sorry about that, got a tickle, what were you saying again? oh yeah, really interesting... what's that? oh yeah my mate over there is calling for me, yeah back in a minute
*gets up and knocks your beer over* aw no sorry about that
*mutters 'dickhead' under my breath*

he was a sociopath, he'd open the site up for malicious shite more than hiro tried

just heard a nigger outside my door

better than pissing on a Spanish girl in a hostel

woah BAD chestpains then
hope i keel over and die at work

how did you know he was black?

that's your da

find a new pair of lines cunt you've used the last two to death

Yeah it would have been like when moot would fuck about

agreed what a perfect match that would be, remember being apart of some /b/ raid on one of his livestreams and realising we were the ones getting trolled. Great guy.

limp dick nonce

And bobby got shot by a Palestinian rat

was expecting cocaine to be mentioned somewhere in this
disappointed

the anarcho-capitalist national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU

disguise yourself as a chair

because no white person talks like "shiiee muafucka i finna muppa duppa chicken nigga bix nood"

If I ever get in trouble with the law I'll just plea that the devil possessed me and probably get away scot free after an exorcism

what was that?
*slaps you across the face really hard*
sorry could you repeat what you said?
*I hold back laughter as your face goes bright red and your eyes well up*
ah guess it wasn't important then

Amber Rudd get fucked

Nigger outside my window/door or flying nigger monster is my gimmique kid

also the detail i forgot to mention was that after doing the sick i passed out on the sofa as it festered there on the carpet for a few hours, i was extremely extremely lucky that the headache woke me up, if it hadnt and the parents had found me in that state i cant even imagine the consequences; if not permanently then it would have long term completely changed my relationship with them

phoneposting scumbag newfag

Noticed that when you ignore women and give them short texts they hound you like a puppy. Unfortunately I only do this with women I'm not that interested in. Must try this technique on women I like.

shiiee muafucka i finna muppa duppa chicken nigga bix nood

>glorifying Shkreli

and the skeptic community wonder why no-one takes them seriously

Why was Martin Shkreli imprisoned anyway?

Don't think I've been legitimately happy in the past 6 years but I've also past the point of feeling sorry for myself. I'm just an emotional husk now, struggle to even feign a smile.

used to use this as an excuse in primary school and it usually worked

didn't work in high school though so i usually just threatened to kill myself instead

fraud or something

Half Asian (thought she was Mexican but turns out she's half Japanese) from my Philosophy class asked me to get lunch with her on Friday
I agreed and we had lunch and she asked me if I was single
Told her yes but I'm not looking for a relationship right now and she seemed disappointed

is ask jeeves kaput

what the fuck is hiro doing

apparently there's this thing called google where you can ask that question and it'll tell you

good lad

A flying nigger monster just flew past my bedroom window

Wtf?!?

fascinating how you can have a painless death if you somehow bleed out a dozen liters of blood which makes you pass out into unconsciousness

got power-fucked by a 45 year old twink

opinions on Amber Rudd resigning?

le 56% faic

ripped off rich people

where does one find google to ask it questions?

hope Jow Forums going down all the time just means hito has given up and is just going to shut it down soon because i need out of this fucking site im being messed about being tortured i need out of this place

omg....... they NEED this song in fallput 5.......
youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

dont care
next question

hanging yourself the proper way is also a peaceful way to go.

You speak the land of greed
I'm talking a world of need

Money has nothing to do
With the value of life
But that's just common sense

What exactly is millwall?

*walks past you as you talk to someone in some proper bent nerdy, whiny voice about something really boring*
*give my mate a cheeky look*
*flick your ear really hard and keep walking as you hold back tears and do nothing*

reckon bleeding a dozen liters of blood would be a bit painful desu

how do planes work?

how are you such a massive faggot

FOY

millwall, millwall
you're all really dreadful
and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated

baffling post. please explain every single one of those accusations because they are all wrong

i would only realistically have sex with the most convincing traps, and theyre exclusively asian, not that im complaining about it

it doesn't hurt when you donate blood so I don't think so. just use a needle

why are australias city flags so godawful

I remember when i was smoking weed and drinking at home alone in sixth form. Got really paranoid that someone was in my wardrobe, ended up crouched in the bushes at the bottom of the garden, watching the wardrobe through my bedroom window for hours. Fell asleep and had to lie to my dad that I got locked outside when he got back in the morning.

My formative years really explain a lot about my current state of mind.

oh fuck off

I did google it just felt like some (you)s aswell. Thanks

youtu.be/GOtxv7kNlQM

white women truly are beyond saving

But what if a man sits on me desu.

ridiculous that women think this
incels don't hate women

Screaming

This post is doopin

tommy robinson is a cunt for dragging milo back into relevance
youtube.com/watch?v=IDqzbcVrZso
he should have let that gay nonce rot in obscurity and be forgotten

but i guess the tribe has to look out for one another

>[YouTube] Crazy Feminist Meltdown (SJW Cringe) (embed)
pass

>youtu.be/GOtxv7kNlQM

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