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south african jew

3nd

australians fuck longer and stronger than british weaklings

a beto thread
we are blessed

Based Jow Forums is now a textboard. My wishes are fulfilled

1th

>....in rapes per minute

beto was spawned inside the paralyzed body of a tarantula by a parasitic wasp

...

retards

>duhh I'm misrabul, bettoh top me ol' self

stop being miserable then, poindexter?

bet my cock's bigger than yours bruce

there's a good chance it is
but you can't prove it

Lads if any of you are so suicidal that you just want to get away maybe you would like to join me in packing bags and hitchhiking place to place, doing odd jobs, camping out in the woods and learning about the world

I really want to do it but 2bh I dont want to do it alone because thats what depresses me the most about my life right now; being alone.

>good chance
why, how small is yours?

not surprised, incest is tricky business

what happened

沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
共產黨辛勞為民族
共產黨他一心救中國
他指給了人民解放的道路
他領導中國走向光明
他堅持了抗戰八年多
他改善了人民生活
他建設了敵後根據地
他實行了民主好處多
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
共產黨辛勞為民族
共產黨他一心救中國
他指給了人民解放的道路
他領導中國走向光明
他堅持了抗戰八年多
他改善了人民生活
他建設了敵後根據地
他實行了民主好處多
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
共產黨辛勞為民族
共產黨他一心救中國
他指給了人民解放的道路
他領導中國走向光明
他堅持了抗戰八年多
他改善了人民生活
他建設了敵後根據地
他實行了民主好處多
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
共產黨辛勞為民族
共產黨他一心救中國
他指給了人民解放的道路
他領導中國走向光明
他堅持了抗戰八年多
他改善了人民生活
他建設了敵後根據地
他實行了民主好處多
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國
沒有共產黨就沒有新中國

only thing that's keeping me here is knowing that my family and my gf and her family would be overcome with sadness if i kms

Living is suffering.

5.5 x 5
weird little thing

why does he do that, why does he just ask a question that could be directed to almost anyone? I hate this fucking idiot mongrel so much, wish he'd get beheaded with a chainsaw already

man at football game doing chinese eyes.jpg

>gf
>pepe.png

what keeps you down when you have all that in your life?

i want to post images :(

oh.. ohoho... oh that's... well I'm sure it's not *that* bad

i read every brit post in PJW's voice and every bruce post in hugh jackman's voice

ah yes i know what this says

is this post intentionally ironic

bit rude to say that about your da, la

this feels pretty weird
now this is not an imageboard

Weakling. Text is the superior form of communication.

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hNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNyshhssssyhhyyysoossy+//:::://++o+::://:/++:::////:-::::::/:/+osyyyyhhhhhysssssy
hNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNms+oyosyyysy++osyyyooo/:--:::://+o+/////+/////++//:--::-::::://+++oossyyyhysyyyh
hdMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNy+//+yhyyo/sooooooso+/--:::::/:////++oo+/++++++///:--------::://+++ssosshyssyhhh
hhMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMNdo++ooo+++o/+ysooooo/::--------:///+ooooo+ooo+++//:..----:--::://+oosoosyyooyyhdd
hhNMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNhoso+////:/+++osooo//::-----..-/+++osssoo+oooo++/::....-----:://++sso/+ssssysooss
hymMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNmys+//::::://///soo++/::-------://++oosoooo++o+o++::::-----:::/+++osssosssyyos+++o
yydMMMMMMMMMNNNNNmhs+/:::::-://+ooo++///:---.---:::://+oosyssooooo//:--:------:////++oooohhyyysoo+++
yyhMMMMMMMMMNNNNNho//::-----:/++o++///::--------:::://+o+yyysso++//::::::---..-:/://+/++++oosssoo//+
yyyNMMMMMMMMNNNNds//:-------/++++++//::--.-----:/:::/++o+yyyyyo++//:::::::-.`.-:::///////+oosssoo///
yyymMMMMMMMMMNNNy+/:--------/+++++///::--.---::::/:/++++ossosys+++//:///:-----:---://////++oossoo///
yyydMMMMMMMMMNNho/::--------:+++++//:/:-----:://////++oosssosysoooo++++/::::-:::--:://///++oosso+///
hhhhmdddddddhhhoo/:::--:----:/++o++////:-::::///++//osssssssoosssoo+ooo+///::::::::/:///+++oosso////
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhyo+//::::::---:://++++//+/:://+++++/+++osysssssyyysoo+oosooo+//::::/::////++oooso+////
hhhyyyhhhhhhyyyso/////:::::-:-::/ooo++o+//++ooo+++///+ossoysssys++++o+ooooo++///////////+ssoso+++++/
hhhyyyyyyhhhhyhso+////:::::--:://sso+ooo+/++++ooo++///++++osoooo+++oooooooooo++//+/////+osooo+++++++
hhyyyyyyyyyyydNhoo++//:::::---::/ossssss+++++oossoooo+/++osooo+++ooooyhyoooooooo+++//++osso+++++++++
yyyyyyyyyssshNNNhoo+///:/:::-::/:oyssysso+++osssoosssoooosyhssoooooooossooooooooo++o+ossso++o+++o+oo
yyyyyyyysssyNNNNms+++/+::sssosososssoosooo++++ooyy+++oosssyhddhhhyhhhyyyyhhhhhyyyhhhddhhh

do you genuinely not understand mental illness or are you deliberately being a brainlet?

Emma Watson releasing gas from her anal cavity, the stench of which I smell and examine.

don't see it

>leafblower.jpeg

meat pie for din dins

at least this retard cannot post emma watson pics haha

dunno really, that's the most frustrating part

on paper i have a decent enough life but i still can't shake this feeling that i'd be better off dead

yeah thanks for giving us the whiniest most annoying fucking voice on earth
partly, yeah

1.Worldwide, women earn US$18 trillion but spend US$28 trillion

ah yes i know what this says as well

I hate Emma Watson

my dick's girth is 6.5 inches at the widest point (which is not the bell)
length can vary between 5 inches and 7 inches depending how horny I am

most days it's about 5.5 inches and I call it the grub

Faggot.

imgur.com/a/aHwxqGY

>calling emma yank a retard
wtf I love beto now?!?!

i hate women in general since i am 10 years old

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

virgin freak

I do understand quite well, sometimes people have comprehensible reason for being stricken with such an affliction.

how is that much variation even possible? ive got maybe a half inch of leeway from my most engorged boner to the standard size

Read your Bible

>6.Female Kangaroos have three vaginas

grim, is this the average american female or an actual bloke?

ridiculous willy

Should I do it, lads?
i.imgur.com/YWF9fNm.jpg

will india become the next superpower by 2030?

I have a big question for you about the fact that most of the time I am not a spic and I am not a spic and I am so proud of you for being an infadel and I love you

UPDATE: image posting works, you just need to include your credit card number in the name field

damn shame you feel that way. the thought of on-existence haunts me to my very core. I find it hard to enjoy life sometimes when ironically all I want to do is live.

There's a bitter irony to it all.

.The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.

>conquering british isles as denmark
w t f are you doing senpai
just integrate norway/sweden and do a colonial run

Friendly reminder that there are chads born in 2006 who have better sex lives than us incels.

hate d*nmark

beto
thoughts on enver hoxha?

fair enough, family sometimes isn't worth shit or it's the best thing you've have and even then still not worth living for outside of some weird obligation to not ruin their lives with suicide, you either feel like you owe them to not do that or you resent them for making you feel like a slave and one particularly bad day can ruin it for everyone
it's fucking shit really, just shit

Whites are native to North American

Are you the lad I was talking to last night? Come with me to Vancouver Island this summer

hehehhe
check it
i am the 600th post in this brit thread

>eu4
fucking neck yourself you blobbing brainlet

Williams, Indiana is an unincorporated community in Root Township, Adams County

I think I might just have circulatory/erectile problems or something

I closed the thread to go out but this post in bang on.

>If a man is so open sexually that he will kiss another man despite being straight than it will likely prompt the girl to be more open sexually

I have literally had my friends ex girlfriend after going intent on ramming her ask me to kiss him in front of her and saying she likes that sort of shit. And then told me to be more "adventurous" because "girls enjoy it". I made a joke about it being a bad day for me when when you have to fuck men to get girls. This totally killed the moment and she laughed nervously and I could just feel like likelihood of sex plummeting by the second.

>I call it the grub
laughing_ryan_gosling.gif

Men with (most) British or Australian accents can't be incels

are you the lad that lives in a cabin with your retard parents?

how is the australian accent

>Chad
>12 yo
Are you a hot middle school female teacher?

Xuéxí léifēng hǎo bǎngyàng zhōngyú gémìng zhōngyú dǎng ài zēng fēnmíng bù wàngběn lìchǎng jiāndìng dòuzhì qiáng lìchǎng jiāndìng dòuzhì qiáng Xuéxí léifēng hǎo bǎngyàng jiānkǔ púsù yǒng bù wàng yuàn zuò gémìng de luósīdīng jítǐ zhǔyì sīxiǎng fàng guāngmáng jítǐ zhǔyì sīxiǎng fàng guāngmáng Xuéxí léifēng hǎo bǎngyàng máo zhǔxí de jiàodǎo jì xīn shàng quánxīnquányì wéi rénmín gòngchǎn zhǔyì pǐndé duō gāoshàng gòngchǎn zhǔyì pǐndé duō gāoshàng Xuéxí léifēng hǎo bǎngyàng máozédōng sīxiǎng lái wǔzhuāng bǎowèi zǔguó wò jǐn qiāng yǒngyuǎn gémìng dāng chuǎngjiàng yǒngyuǎn gémìng dāng chuǎngjiàng

mah mah

yeah interesting

yes

yes i know these words

>how is the australian accent
literally what does that mean, we joke that he's some retarded creature but these are genuinely half of his posts, utterly incomprehensible, I don't think it's even a character he's playing, he's actually this thick, his IQ is probably 65

imgur.com/a/yBmCwg9

where are you travelling to van island from? also what are you gonna do when you get there?

Norway gets cores on northern Scotland through events, so I took them and then released Gaeldom. Gaeldom then called me into a war against England to conquer Scotland and gave me East March
Also want the Danelaw cheevo