Just saw a french girl with a nice ass in the gym

Post vocaroo of it.

I'm too much of a poorfag to have proper gym equipment at home.
Anyways, going to say it to her right now> >88912177

lol gay

Good luck user ! I hope you succeed in your endeavor

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>tfw no femme

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Too pale to say that anyways

Trying to get the right moment when she's away from her mum. What else could I add to it?

hi it's op here

I will fuck her in the name of the queen

Just say it's nice to see other western europeans here. Something about how it feels a bit alien or something

Cant on phone. Gonna do it now tho might take a pic of her

Frappe pas sur ma gueule
Tu vas chopper des verrues
T'enfoncer dans un champignon
Te manger deux trois quatre gnons
Et quand je soufflerai du bec
Pioncer dans la pisse de rue mec
Etalé comme un caca mou
La peau sucée par les chemous
Quoi couille, t'as jamais vu une mycose
Avec des yeux, qui cause ?

>on vacation
lad, what are you doing

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Go up to her
sweating from gym activity and situation wearing shorts
at least I'm not skinny fat
Say hey, do you like spiced british snails?
She says what is it?
Obviously isnt great in english since she struggled to say that
I say its my speciality and that she would like it
Responded "oh really? Ill keep that in mind haha" and asked what i meant by speciality
I just said that i can make it real good, she quickly laughs before i sperg out and change the subject to saying about how few west euros are here and that its cool seeing another
She agreed
We switch names, says shes 21 and i talk to her a bit about france/uk and ages
Tfw younger than her and sorta manlet so nearly the same height
Exchange rooms
I fucking shake her hand lol
Actually manage to exchange numbers
I say we'll meet again at the bar and she agrees
Then part ways with "great talking to you, see you later" and she just says yes then smiles
Walk away
Half putting my face in my palm for being an autistic shy sperg
Half wondering how it went well

fuck off chad

>vacation
>ass
fuck off yank

Work is relaxing

Wouldnt call myself that lol

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I grew up on amerimutt internet mate. I cant help it.

have never heard a british person say vacation
you are a yankoid

I never say it irl. Just on the internet
I say holiday
stop being such an aspie

You went up to a random girl and exchanged contact info within 10 minutes, I don't know what else it's called

why dont you ask her if she could surrender to your cock like you would on this board cunt.

I just have manipulative tendencies.
Are you mad about something andré?

>stop being such an aspie
no

im genually curious why anglos are so hypocritical and could be the worst cunts on those boards but are too pussies in real life. for instance i could say this to your dare face and you would do nothing fucking faggot lmao.

>I fucking shake her hand lol

never do that
it's seen as beta tier by women

state

Yeah sure you beta cunt. Me being shy never extended to random virgin cunts trying to fight me. I'd make you like a dog being beaten to death pierre. Try threatening someone from your own faggot country you piece of dogshit. Man talking about me letting you say anything to me lmao. Ill be sure to fuck that girl real hard for you now

THIS GUY FUCKS.

hahahaha those anglo fishes are fat and grossy lmo

Fishes? Wtf are u talking about you Down syndrome child? Being stronger than fat 55 year old men is not an achievement you frog penis faggot.

fucking state of france

your a big fish who bites easily baits you fucking cunt lmao, have a nice edgy day now lol

Ikr? Starting fights with a guy who never insulted his country

Wow you blew me out. Sure showed me. Guess im just edgy DDDD: another internet argument won for u mr. pierre the fedora donner

>when an anglo make a hate the french thread its for the kek
>when a french make a casual hatz the anflo post its the end of the world
fag

ebin thread

Bonjour mademoisel-*gets tased for using oppressive machist vocabulary*

Newsflash retard: I don't hate France. I can probably muh heritage myself back to some French Huguenot if I tried hard enough. YOU started this.

i didnt imply it was a hate the grench tho, but its genually funny to see an anglo acting as a chad but need advises how to seduce a girl on those kind of boards lmao

When did I act like a chad? I made this for fun lmao, also obviously I need advice on how to talk to a f

just tells her she looks cute and if she dare take a drink with you, dont act too confident but not too beta either.

oreign girl

I'm sorry on the behalf of my compatriot. Docotrs thought he was fit to re enter society but apparently not

surrender faggot, this coutry belongs to sons of migrants like myself.

From where?
t. Op not using mobile data