Slovak edition
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Slovensko cute :3
Also reminder they are the last country in Europe to still not have a single mosque.
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>5th person to write me to help them with their bachelors thesis
Yay, i feel important
>not have a single mosque
What a backwards and racist people.
Will you be helping anyone?
I help them all, i'm a good guy (read:pussy) who can't say no to anybody.
thats bs lies
why are our nationalists such hypocrite degenerates?
Sorry I meant EU.
>In 2016, Slovak parliament passed a new bill that will obstruct Islam and other religious organisations from becoming state-recognised religion by doubling the minimum followers threshold from 25,000 to 50,000. The law passed by a two-third majority at the parliament. In 2010, there were an estimated 5,000 Muslims in Slovakia representing less than 0.1% of the country's population. Slovakia is the last member state of the European Union without a mosque.
Bomb muzzies
For me it depends on how much they expect me to do
It's not "help" if I'm doing the whole thing myself
If they do nothing, I tell them to fuck off
because they are hungarian
Yeah its kind of annyoing when they can't even use fucking google translate. Also its surprising how good does that work, it can translate entire sentences almost perfectly.
why is everyone so stupid?
majority of people are fucking stupid
you wouldn't believe the shit I have to deal with at work
got some stories user?
Its mostly not stupidity, but laziness. When i don't know some computer shit i know i could find the solution by 10-minute google search, but i'm rather gonna go bother by brother about it because thats easier.
I wish I was stupid.
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become alcoholic and your wish may come true
you already are
nah just generic tier shit
>start whistling because I finished working, some random nice tune
>accountant and another coworker: stop whistling, you will bring the devil!
>wut
>yeah stop whistling you dont know everything, what if you call the devil
>keep doing it everyday anyways because lol wtf
another time, recently
>accountant: god how can those trivia show tv hosts know so much stuff, I mean it's impossible to just know that many stuff for humans. I think it's just memory, they can basically read a book and just have it memorized, no one can be so smart to know so many history and other obscure facts.
another time
>coworker: did you see what Nostradamus and Vanga predicted? I can really feel that maybe not WW3 but something is DEFINITELY going to happen, it just feels like that I dont know why
there's bunch more that's just too small to remember, some of these people work important positions and they finished high schools/universities with high grades, it's just unbelievable to me how they cant use logic or common sense in real life.
>>accountant and another coworker: stop whistling, you will bring the devil!
Where are they from? Are they christians?
litshits were a mistake
uhh... Lithuania, lol
>Are they Christians
everyone here is """"christian""", I guess they do believe in Christian god
agreed, good thing im a slav
same here
ironically enough our muslim community is majority hungarian
I thought only Egyptians didn't whistle because of that. I don't think this is related to Christianity or is it?
>god how can those trivia show tv hosts know so much stuff
Hold up are they talking about cunts who are literally just reading shit off of cards?
>lithuania
can we officially classify Lithuania as an african country?
>likes basketball
>people think whistles summon Satan
>african flag
>african borders
>people are niggers
Stop bullying Lithuania, Lithuania is cute
Lithuania exists to suck cock
the good old times
i havent showered in a week. how does it feel to pay for the water normalfags?
I wouldn't know, I have a well
nothing really changed except marcel got permad
>people think whistles summon Satan
that's literally a Slav thing that every babushka tells you as a child, it's known in every slav country
people say it's because when you whistle it means you're lazy and you should keep working or something like that so they made up various bullshits aroudn it
>african flag
yeah ok russia ctrl+c ctrl+v with random variety here and there
at least Czech flag still has blue in it because it wasn't polluted to the point where you cant see the sky anymore
>people are niggers
so that's what it means to be polonized xd
Dick hurts when i nut
This is after needing to pee multiple times a day
Stone in dick?
Doesnt hurt when i pee
He's back though
He's focusing his missionary efforts on /polska/ right now
>slavic traditions being arab tier
whoa
>it's known in every slav country
except I never heard any Slav saying that shit you litshit shit eater
No over here it is "don't whistle in the apartment, rats will come".
why should a jew tatar hear any slav saying?
same shit, because whistling means being idle and being idle is bad/sin so you shouldnt do it
I've never head a saying like that. I googled "pískání ďábel" and only found stuff about tinnitus.
that's because it's more of a religious saying
video related from one of Russian bogatyr movies, "dont whistle, there wont be money". it's pictured perfectly there
youtube.com
Gonna start soon :3
Watch Samotáři, there's a Macedonian actress Labina Mitevska there speaking Czech with a very rough accent which is really cute.
>2 pm
>already forced myself to study a bit
Today will be a good day.
>hurr you can't be idle you must ZAPIERDALAĆ
XD
slav - slave
Didn't know she acted in a Czech movie. I am not into movies though.
sitting on my chair with my cat on my lap
Post cat :3
no
sitting on my bed with a lappy on my lap
post bed
no
sitting on my floor with my methpipe on my lap
hmm
thinking whether or not I should buy stronger alcohol today
What's the occasion?
Bit of a depression?
no specific reason really
buy a stronger rope and take a swing
xDDD
Settled down it wasn't that funny.
this place is full of kids
prove me wrong
Funny because "take a swig" means to drink from a liquor bottle
Swing and swig are similar words so it's funny
Wouldn't do it if I were you but you gotta make your own decisions
It's not
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stronger than what?
I heard methanol is the strongest alcohol, you shoudl try that.
I will take your advice and won't do it, gaughta save dat money for vacationz
observed and admired
beer, wine
but I guess maybe not
>methanol
Pay reperations
delicious :^)
Islam would be very much welcomed in v4 countries
>eating anything with frogs and worms in it
just no
buy wodka, become very drunk, funpost here.
All you need to do is to tell the intellectual elites that their shitty overly long diseration about shit nobody cares about reminds you of young Nietzsche and that university lecturers are dominant males and thus will be allowed up to three wifes under Islam.
>666
hmmm
yes tempting
>frogs and worms
good
>tfw sitting in my chair with my cat on my dick
nice
>h-he doesn't know who ketchup is made from
>he doesn't know why techies call ketchup "snail-juice" for a reason
wow
>who ketchup is made from
albanians?
that's a lot of flags m80
based Heinz
Don’t they use adult insects?
Wtf?
does it make a difference what age the insects are?
there was this guy in Lybia whose finger got caught by the cutter, production hasn't stopped
they bottled the stuff and shipped it right across the sea
and vanilla flavouring is made from beaver anuses, there is literally nothing wrong with eating insects
>he doesnt know that water has living things in it on the microscopic level
I hope you at least charge them, your time isn't free m8.
>eating vegetables
Literally grow in shit
>eating meat
Most animals eat shit pro-actively or not
>eating fruit
Maggots pee all over them
Also trees drink ur piss and acid rain
>that gif
hnnnnng
>Also trees drink ur piss
fucking faggot trees, get your own piss
Brainlet, the general